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Deadpool

Are, are you feeling grumplestiltskin'cause it's your birthday? What? No. No

Are, are you feeling grumplestiltskin'cause it's your birthday? What? No. No

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Are are you feeling grumplestiltskin 'cause it's your birthday
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What
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No
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No
Available in 2 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
107
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:11
Uploaded
Mar 18, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
I'm touching myself tonight. - Deadpool 00:14
I'm touching myself tonight.
You're probably thinking My boyfriend said this was a superhero moviebut that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kababWell I may be super but I'm no heroAnd yeah technically this is a murderBut some of the best love stories - Deadpool 00:28
You're probably thinking My boyfriend said this was a...
You'reprobably thinking, "My boyfriend saidthis was a superhero movie... - Deadpool 00:05
You'reprobably thinking, "My boyfriend saidthis...
“but that guy in the red suitjust turned "that other guyinto a fucking kabab!" Well, I may be super,but I'm no hero. - Deadpool 00:10
“but that guy in the red suitjust turned "that other...
And that's exactlywhat this is, a love story. - Deadpool 00:05
And that's exactlywhat this is, a love story.
I gotta take you backto long before I squeezed this assinto red spandex. - Deadpool 00:07
I gotta take you backto long before I squeezed this assinto...
Oh shit - Deadpool 00:06
Oh shit
Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive?Are you Mr. - Deadpool 00:06
Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive?Are you Mr.
Okay, uh, look,just take whatever you want. - Deadpool 00:06
Okay, uh, look,just take whatever you want.
Not out of the woods yetYou need to seriously ease up on the bedazzlingThey're jeans not a chandelierP S I'm keeping your wallet You did kinda give it to meOkay just look man can I have my Sam's cardI will shoot your fucking catI don't really know what - Deadpool 00:21
Not out of the woods yetYou need to seriously ease up on the...
What situationisn't improved by pizza? - Deadpool 00:06
What situationisn't improved by pizza?
Do you happen to know a Meghan OrfloskyGetting that right OrfloskyOrlovsky Yeah GoodBecause she knows youJeremy I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella downAnd little Meghan she's not made of money but lucky for herI got a soft spotBut - Deadpool 00:56
Do you happen to know a Meghan OrfloskyGetting that right...
Jeremy, I belongto a group of guys who take a dimeto beat a fella down. - Deadpool 00:06
Jeremy, I belongto a group of guys who take a dimeto beat a...
Though not nearly as badlyas serrated steel. - Deadpool 00:06
Though not nearly as badlyas serrated steel.
So keep awayfrom Meghan. - Deadpool 00:05
So keep awayfrom Meghan.
And you will learnin the worst of ways that I havesome hard spots too. - Deadpool 00:06
And you will learnin the worst of ways that I havesome hard...
I'm the luckiest man alive. - Deadpool 00:11
I'm the luckiest man alive.
You've heard the last of Jeremy. - Deadpool 00:07
You've heard the last of Jeremy.
Wade Wilson? - Deadpool 00:48
Wade Wilson?
Oh. And that's why we do it.But mostly the money. - Deadpool 00:05
Oh. And that's why we do it.But mostly the money.