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Deadpool

But you are not at all woman

Wade Wilson:
It reeks like old lady pants in here. Blind Al:
Well, I am old and I wear pants. Wade Wilson:
But you are not at all woman

Full Transcript

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Besides luring children into a panel van
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I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,044
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:23
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2022
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Actors

Leslie Uggams
Blind Al
Leslie Uggams
Ryan Reynolds
Wade
Ryan Reynolds
I understand you've recently beendiagnosed with terminal cancer. - Deadpool 00:06
I understand you've recently beendiagnosed with...
It's tough to forgetbeing so impressive. - Deadpool 00:05
It's tough to forgetbeing so impressive.
And now youspend your days sticking up forthe little people... - Deadpool 00:06
And now youspend your days sticking up forthe little...
I represent an organizationthat may be able to help. - Deadpool 00:05
I represent an organizationthat may be able to help.
What if I told you we can cure your cancerAnd what's more give you abilities most men only dream ofI'd say that you sound like an infomercial but not a good one like Slap ChopMore Shake Weight y - Deadpool 00:20
What if I told you we can cure your cancerAnd what's...
I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. - Deadpool 00:32
I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a...
I'd say that you soundlike an infomercial, but not a good one,like Slap Chop. - Deadpool 00:06
I'd say that you soundlike an infomercial, but not a...
Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero businessand it left a mark. - Deadpool 00:07
Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero businessand it left a...
Holy shit. - Deadpool 00:24
Holy shit.
Shit We're within 500 yards of a school so you may wannaHis drink's on him - Deadpool 00:11
Shit We're within 500 yards of a school so you may...
Hey, what's going on? - Deadpool 00:14
Hey, what's going on?
Don't just stand there, you ape. - Deadpool 00:19
Don't just stand there, you ape.
I had a Liam Neeson nightmareI dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having itHey they've made three of those moviesAt some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent - Deadpool 00:24
I had a Liam Neeson nightmareI dreamt I kidnapped his...
I dreamt I kidnappedhis daughter and he justwasn't having it. - Deadpool 00:05
I dreamt I kidnappedhis daughter and he justwasn't...
Hey, they've made three of those movies. - Deadpool 00:11
Hey, they've made three of those movies.
Fuck! Fuck. Were you even listening back there? If we don't make it back to that Mr. Paradox asshole - Deadpool 00:29
Fuck! Fuck. Were you even listening back there? If we...
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you... - Deadpool 00:15
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to...
The worst part aboutcancer isn't what it does to you... - Deadpool 00:06
The worst part aboutcancer isn't what it does to you...
Okay. Let's pro-conthis superhero thing. - Deadpool 00:06
Okay. Let's pro-conthis superhero thing.
Okay Let's pro con this superhero thingPro They pull down a gaggle of assLocal dry cleaning discountsLucrative film deals both origin stories and larger ensemble team moviesCon They're all lame ass teacher's petsYou know I can hear youI wasn't talking to - Deadpool 00:25
Okay Let's pro con this superhero thingPro They pull...