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Deadpool

Besides...Nobody's getting hurt

Besides...Nobody's getting hurt

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Besides nobody's getting hurt
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:15
Uploaded
Jan 16, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
That guy was already up there when I got here. - Deadpool 00:39
That guy was already up there when I got here.
Wade, you arebetter than this. - Deadpool 00:05
Wade, you arebetter than this.
Let's see you grow your fuckin' head back. - Deadpool 00:58
Let's see you grow your fuckin' head back.
ListenThe day I decide to become a crime fighting shit swizzlerwho rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland mansionof some creepy old bald Heaven's Gate looking motherfuckeron that dayI'll send your shiny happy ass a friend request - Deadpool 00:18
ListenThe day I decide to become a crime fighting shit...
Who rooms with a bunch of otherlittle whiners at the Neverland mansion... - Deadpool 00:05
Who rooms with a bunch of otherlittle whiners at the...
Of some creepy, old, bald,Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... - Deadpool 00:07
Of some creepy, old, bald,Heaven's Gate-looking...
Wade Hey - Deadpool 00:13
Wade Hey
Hey douche poolAnd I hope you're watchingQuite unfortunateThat does itCanadaThat's not good - Deadpool 00:25
Hey douche poolAnd I hope you're watchingQuite...
Hey douche pool And I hope you're watching Quite unfortunate That does it Oh Canada That's not good - Deadpool 00:25
Hey douche pool And I hope you're watching Quite...
Canada! - Deadpool 00:14
Canada!
All the dinosaurs feared the T rex - Deadpool 00:04
All the dinosaurs feared the T rex
I promise this gets worse for you, big boy! - Deadpool 00:17
I promise this gets worse for you, big boy!
You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking contest - Deadpool 00:04
You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking...
Do you have off switchYeah it's right next to the prostate Or is that the on switch - Deadpool 00:06
Do you have off switchYeah it's right next to the...
Let us go talk to the Professor. - Deadpool 00:16
Let us go talk to the Professor.
Stay close. - Deadpool 00:32
Stay close.
"Dead or alive,you're coming with me!" You willrecover, Wade. - Deadpool 00:06
"Dead or alive,you're coming with me!" You...
You ever see 127 Hours? - Deadpool 00:06
You ever see 127 Hours?
There's the money shot, baby. - Deadpool 00:07
There's the money shot, baby.
Are You There God It's Me Margaret - Deadpool 00:04
Are You There God It's Me Margaret