Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflowsky - gettin' that right? Orflasky? Orlovsy? - Yeah?...
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Wade Wilson:
Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflowsky - gettin' that right? Orflasky? Orlovsy? - Yeah? Good. 'Cause she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her, I got a soft spot.
Jeremy (Pizza Guy):
[nervously]
I'm, uh...
Wade Wilson:
A stalker.
[points his knife]
Wade Wilson:
Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as much as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool?
Jeremy (Pizza Guy):
Yes... Yes, sir.
Wade Wilson:
Then we're done.
[puts the knife away]
Jeremy (Pizza Guy):
Wait, we... we are?
Wade Wilson:
Yeah, totally done!
[everyone starts laughing]
Wade Wilson:
[to Merchant]
You should have seen your face!
Gavin Merchant:
I didn't know what to do. I was so scared!
Wade Wilson:
Soft spot, remember?
[suddenly grabs Jeremy by the neck and throws him up against a wall]
Wade Wilson:
You even LOOK in her general direction again, and you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too!
[beat]
Wade Wilson:
That came out wrong. Or did it?
[kisses Jeremy on the cheek]
Transcript
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Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky
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Getting that right Orflosky
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Orlovsky Yeah Good
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Because she knows you
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Jeremy I belong to a group of guys
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who take a dime to beat a fella down
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And little Meghan she's not made of money
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but lucky for her
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I got a soft spot
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But I'm a A stalker
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Threats hurt Jer
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Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel
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So keep away from Meghan
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Cool
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Yes sir
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Then we're done
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Wait We are
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 195
Timestamp in movie: 00h 15m 53s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
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00:11 I got it Weas Thanks
00:09 Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread
00:08 You're clowning
00:03 Oh there's the money shot baby
00:36 You know the funniest part of this
00:09 God damn it
00:12 I wish I never heard of Craigslist
00:06 I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys
00:31 Hang in there baby
00:10 You bet on me to die Wow
00:18 I'd hit that
00:17 Hey hey careful with that Ronnie Milsap
00:07 10 Shit
00:16 What if I just held on and never let go
00:28 41 confirmed kills
00:29 You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl
00:03 Dead pool
00:21 Where's Francis
00:09 Wade Wilson
00:24 The limited edition