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Do you have off switchYeah it's right next to the prostate Or is that the on switch
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Deadpool

Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch?

Colossus:
Do you have off switch?Deadpool:Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch?

Full Transcript

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Do you have off switch
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Yeah it's right next to the prostate Or is that the on switch
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
2,276
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:48
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Actors

Stefan Kapicic
Colossus
Stefan Kapicic
Let us go talk to the Professor. - Deadpool 00:16
Let us go talk to the Professor.
Stay close. - Deadpool 00:32
Stay close.
"Dead or alive,you're coming with me!" You willrecover, Wade. - Deadpool 00:06
"Dead or alive,you're coming with me!" You...
You ever see 127 Hours? - Deadpool 00:06
You ever see 127 Hours?
There's the money shot, baby. - Deadpool 00:07
There's the money shot, baby.
Are You There God It's Me Margaret - Deadpool 00:04
Are You There God It's Me Margaret
And when life ends upbreathtakingly fucked... - Deadpool 00:05
And when life ends upbreathtakingly fucked...
You can generally trace itback to one big, bad decision. - Deadpool 00:06
You can generally trace itback to one big, bad decision.
The one that sent youdown the road to Shitsburgh. - Deadpool 00:05
The one that sent youdown the road to Shitsburgh.
Mr WilsonNothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else'sYou finally hit fuck itJust promise you'll do right by meSo I can do right by someone elseOf courseAnd please don't make the super suit greenOr animated - Deadpool 00:23
Mr WilsonNothing warms my heart more than a change of...
We don't know that guy. - Deadpool 00:36
We don't know that guy.
Nothing warms my heart morethan a change of someone else's. - Deadpool 00:06
Nothing warms my heart morethan a change of someone...
You finally hit "fuck it." Just promiseyou'll do right by me. - Deadpool 00:07
You finally hit "fuck it." Just promiseyou'll...
Move it! - Deadpool 00:05
Move it!
This place seems sanitary. - Deadpool 00:17
This place seems sanitary.
Oh! And, Jesus,a warmer table. - Deadpool 00:06
Oh! And, Jesus,a warmer table.
Big trouble. - Deadpool 00:29
Big trouble.
Easy. Aren't you a little strong for a lady? I'm calling wang. - Deadpool 00:10
Easy. Aren't you a little strong for a lady? I'm...
What's up with the matches? - Deadpool 00:21
What's up with the matches?
Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax. I manage this workshop. My welcome speech used to be full of euphemisms - Deadpool 00:43
Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax. I manage this workshop. My...