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Deadpool

Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment...

[from leaked test footage] Deadpool:
Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Hi, Tom!

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Found out who our friend in the red suit is
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Fucking Wade Wilson
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I suppose I'd wear a mask too if I had a face like that
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I only wish I healed the same
Duration
33 seconds
Views
666
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:03
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2022
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Found out who our friend in the red suit is. - Deadpool 00:14
Found out who our friend in the red suit is.
Fucking Wade WilsonSuppose I'd wear a mask too if I had a face like thatI only wish I healed the same - Deadpool 00:09
Fucking Wade WilsonSuppose I'd wear a mask too if I had...
Still, we'll put him out of our misery. - Deadpool 00:26
Still, we'll put him out of our misery.
And I am orbitingfucking Saturn right now. - Deadpool 00:06
And I am orbitingfucking Saturn right now.
Am I crazy or is your hand really smallAbout the size of a KFC spork - Deadpool 00:08
Am I crazy or is your hand really smallAbout the size of a...
Am I crazy or is your hand really small About the size of a KFC spork - Deadpool 00:08
Am I crazy or is your hand really small About the size of a...
So embarrassing. - Deadpool 00:36
So embarrassing.
I get why you're so pissybut your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this womanand tell her how you feelWhat do I keep telling you Mrs Magoo She wouldn't have meIf you could see me you'd understandLooks aren't everythingLooks are everythingYou ever - Deadpool 00:37
I get why you're so pissybut your mood's never...
You think Ryan Reynoldsgot this far on his superior acting method? - Deadpool 00:05
You think Ryan Reynoldsgot this far on his superior acting...
I bet it feels huge in this hand - Deadpool 00:04
I bet it feels huge in this hand
Don't make me regret it. - Deadpool 00:10
Don't make me regret it.
So, the doctor says,"The bad news is "you don't havethat long to live." So, the patient says,"How long do I have?" The doctor says, "Five." The guy says, "Five what?" And the doctor says,"Four, three, two..." - Deadpool 00:13
So, the doctor says,"The bad news is "you...
Can I help you ladies? - Deadpool 00:08
Can I help you ladies?
I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a friend of mine. - Deadpool 00:12
I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a...
I heard you might beable to point me in the directionof a, um, friend of mine. - Deadpool 00:06
I heard you might beable to point me in the directionof a,...
I've seen this girl. - Deadpool 00:07
I've seen this girl.
Sweetheart, you might wanna look around. - Deadpool 00:23
Sweetheart, you might wanna look around.
We have everything we need nowYou sureYou don't want any clothes that are not monochromaticHave fun at your midnight showing of Blade II - Deadpool 00:12
We have everything we need nowYou sureYou don't want...
Wade, we have a fucking problem. - Deadpool 00:20
Wade, we have a fucking problem.
And by "we," I mean "you." Ah, I can't believeI'm doing this. - Deadpool 00:06
And by "we," I mean "you." Ah, I...