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Deadpool

God, I miss cocaine

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God I miss cocaine
Available in 8 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
205
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:47
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Fourth-wall breakinside a fourth-wall break. - Deadpool 00:06
Fourth-wall breakinside a fourth-wall break.
Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall breakThat's like 16 walls - Deadpool 00:07
Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall breakThat's like...
She's like Robin to my Batman except she's old and black and blindAnd I think she's in love with meWait pretty sure Robin loves Batman too - Deadpool 00:13
She's like Robin to my Batman except she's old and...
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old,and black, and blind. - Deadpool 00:07
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's...
I take it all back. - Deadpool 00:09
I take it all back.
Wait, pretty sureRobin loves Batman, too. - Deadpool 00:05
Wait, pretty sureRobin loves Batman, too.
Yeah. Bactin should do it. - Deadpool 00:06
Yeah. Bactin should do it.
How's that Kullen coming along IKEA doesn't assemble itself you knowYou're telling me I don't mind the KullenIt's an improvement on the HurdalPlease Anything's an improvement over the HurdalI'd have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the HurdalNo I didn't - Deadpool 00:28
How's that Kullen coming along IKEA doesn't...
I'd have taken an Hemnesor a Trysil over the Hurdal. - Deadpool 00:06
I'd have taken an Hemnesor a Trysil over the Hurdal.
Where are we? - Deadpool 00:06
Where are we?
I wish I never heard of Craigslist. - Deadpool 00:36
I wish I never heard of Craigslist.
Why such a douche this morningLet's recapThe cock thistle that turned me into this freakslipped through my arms todayArmCatching him was my only chance to be hot again get my super sexy ex backand prevent this shit from happening to someone elseSo yeah - Deadpool 00:22
Why such a douche this morningLet's recapThe cock...
Catching him wasmy only chance to be hot again,get my super sexy ex back... - Deadpool 00:05
Catching him wasmy only chance to be hot again,get my super...
So, yeah,today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo. - Deadpool 00:06
So, yeah,today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
Driveby - Deadpool 00:33
Driveby
Found out who our friend in the red suit is. - Deadpool 00:14
Found out who our friend in the red suit is.
Fucking Wade WilsonSuppose I'd wear a mask too if I had a face like thatI only wish I healed the same - Deadpool 00:09
Fucking Wade WilsonSuppose I'd wear a mask too if I had...
Still, we'll put him out of our misery. - Deadpool 00:26
Still, we'll put him out of our misery.
And I am orbitingfucking Saturn right now. - Deadpool 00:06
And I am orbitingfucking Saturn right now.
Am I crazy or is your hand really smallAbout the size of a KFC spork - Deadpool 00:08
Am I crazy or is your hand really smallAbout the size of a...