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Deadpool

Happy Lent dear

[the one scene where they don't have sex] Wade Wilson:
Happy Lent. Vanessa Carlysle:
Happy Lent dear

Full Transcript

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Happy Valentine's Day
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Happy Chinese New Year
Duration
13 seconds
Views
5,293
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:40
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2022
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Happy Chinese New Year. - Deadpool 00:05
Happy Chinese New Year.
Relax. - Deadpool 00:26
Relax.
Relax. And Happy International Women's Day. - Deadpool 00:06
Relax. And Happy International Women's Day.
No. No. No. Happy Lent. - Deadpool 00:09
No. No. No. Happy Lent.
No. No. No. - Deadpool 00:05
No. No. No.
- Wade? - Sorry. - Deadpool 00:06
- Wade? - Sorry.
Happy Thanksgiving. - Deadpool 00:07
Happy Thanksgiving.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving... - Deadpool 00:54
If your left leg is Thanksgiving...
Listen I've been thinkingReallyabout why we're so good togetherWhy's thatYour crazy matches my crazy Big timeAnd we're like two jigsaw pieces you know the weird curvy edgesYou put them together and you can see the picture on topRightWadethere's something - Deadpool 00:44
Listen I've been thinkingReallyabout why we're so...
Well, your crazy matchesmy crazy. - Deadpool 00:06
Well, your crazy matchesmy crazy.
What in the MacGuffin is that? - Deadpool 00:33
What in the MacGuffin is that?
Jinx? Where were you hiding that? Nowhere. They say one month's salary. So... You mean? I do. That's - Deadpool 00:13
Jinx? Where were you hiding that? Nowhere. They say one...
I love you, Wade Wilson. - Deadpool 00:13
I love you, Wade Wilson.
What if I just held on and never let go? - Deadpool 00:16
What if I just held on and never let go?
What if I just held on and never let go Just ride a bitch's back like Yoda on Luke Oh Star Wars jokes Empire Jesus Christ It's like I made you in a computer - Deadpool 00:16
What if I just held on and never let go Just ride a...
You're gonna Old Yeller my fucking universe? - Deadpool 00:30
You're gonna Old Yeller my fucking universe?
Here's the thing. - Deadpool 00:22
Here's the thing.
With only brief, commercial-likebreaks of happiness. - Deadpool 00:06
With only brief, commercial-likebreaks of happiness.
That's all I've ever really wanted. - Deadpool 00:25
That's all I've ever really wanted.
Which meantit was time to return to our regularlyscheduled program. - Deadpool 00:05
Which meantit was time to return to our regularlyscheduled...