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He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for
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Deadpool

I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after...

Deadpool:
I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero

Full Transcript

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he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for
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Any last words
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What's my name
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Who fucking cares
Duration
17 seconds
Views
849
Timestamp in Movie
01:34:27
Uploaded
Nov 17, 2022
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Stop! Let's give it a beat for the extras to clear. Go, go, go! Oh, my God! - Deadpool 00:08
Stop! Let's give it a beat for the extras to clear. Go,...
Any last words? - Deadpool 00:59
Any last words?
It's her! - Deadpool 00:06
It's her!
Wake up a hero,brush your teeth a hero, go to work a hero. - Deadpool 00:06
Wake up a hero,brush your teeth a hero, go to work a hero.
Over a lifetime, there areonly four or five moments that really matter. - Deadpool 00:07
Over a lifetime, there areonly four or five moments that...
To make a sacrifice,conquer a flaw, save a friend... - Deadpool 00:06
To make a sacrifice,conquer a flaw, save a friend...
That's my girl! - Deadpool 00:43
That's my girl!
Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbreadbut at least fuckface won't heal from that - Deadpool 00:08
Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbreadbut at...
Yeah, yeah,I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. - Deadpool 00:06
Yeah, yeah,I'll be on the lookout for the next four...
Now, if you'll excuse me,I'm just a boy, about to standin front of a girl... - Deadpool 00:08
Now, if you'll excuse me,I'm just a boy, about to...
Well, hmm,you better figure it out. - Deadpool 00:05
Well, hmm,you better figure it out.
I live in a crackhouse With a family of 12 Every night we spoon for warmth Everybody fights for Noelle She's the fattest There's nothing that we don't share Floor space dental floss even condoms So you live in a house - Deadpool 00:29
I live in a crackhouse With a family of 12 Every night we...
Floor space, dental floss,even condoms. - Deadpool 00:06
Floor space, dental floss,even condoms.
I should have come and found you soonerBut baby the guy under this mask he ain't the same one that you rememberYou mean this maskAnd this oneIn case the other fell offAll right Yeah justLike a Band Aid just give it aOwdie 5 000Wait wait waitAre you - Deadpool 01:35
I should have come and found you soonerBut baby the guy...
But, baby,the guy under this mask, he ain't the same onethat you remember. - Deadpool 00:06
But, baby,the guy under this mask, he ain't the same...
And this one. - Deadpool 00:24
And this one.
-I think I'm hit. - Deadpool 00:11
-I think I'm hit.
Wow. - Deadpool 00:06
Wow.
You really are God's perfect idiot, aren't you? - Deadpool 00:19
You really are God's perfect idiot, aren't you?
Hey... After a brief adjustment period... and a bunch of drinks... it's a face... - Deadpool 00:14
Hey... After a brief adjustment period... and a bunch of...