Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like...
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Wade Wilson:
[voiceover, after Vanessa has agreed to marry him]
Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.
[Wade collapses]
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Here's the thing
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Life is an endless series of train wrecks
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with only brief commercial like breaks of happiness
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This had been the ultimate commercial break
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Which meant it was time to return
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to our regularly scheduled program
Clip duration: 19 seconds
Views: 1022
Timestamp in movie: 00h 26m 39s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
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