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Hey coming onto our stage right nowgive it up for ChastityOr as I like to call her Irony
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Deadpool

Or as I like to call her... Irony

Strip Club DJ:Hey. Coming on to our stage right now... give it up for Chastity!Weasel:Or as I like to call her... Irony

Full Transcript

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Hey coming onto our stage right now
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give it up for Chastity
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Or as I like to call her Irony
Available in 7 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
331
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:12
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Or as I like to call her, Irony. - Deadpool 00:12
Or as I like to call her, Irony.
Because I'm constantlystalking that fox. - Deadpool 00:05
Because I'm constantlystalking that fox.
Every time I see her, it's like the first time... - Deadpool 00:09
Every time I see her, it's like the first time...
You can't buy love but you can rent it for three minutes - Deadpool 00:06
You can't buy love but you can rent it for three...
You weak motherfucker! - Deadpool 00:11
You weak motherfucker!
Here we go. - Deadpool 00:08
Here we go.
Vanessa. - Deadpool 00:10
Vanessa.
I knew it was you. - Deadpool 00:11
I knew it was you.
Hey, hey. - Deadpool 00:20
Hey, hey.
You might not know it, but… you're a good man, Logan. - Deadpool 00:15
You might not know it, but… you're a good man, Logan.
Hey. Hey! Where'd she go? I saw her head to the back. Go get her, tiger. - Deadpool 00:07
Hey. Hey! Where'd she go? I saw her head to the back....
I got to grow up because of you. - Deadpool 00:43
I got to grow up because of you.
Motherfucker! - Deadpool 00:47
Motherfucker!
We can talk about what we're gonna - Deadpool 00:04
We can talk about what we're gonna
And then one day, while I was off on my own, the humans came… and went mutant hunting. - Deadpool 00:23
And then one day, while I was off on my own, the humans...
What is that That's the shit emojiYou know it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyesI thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long - Deadpool 00:09
What is that That's the shit emojiYou know it's...
I need all the guns - Deadpool 00:03
I need all the guns
This suit's all I got to remind me of who they were. - Deadpool 00:08
This suit's all I got to remind me of who they were.
That's about 3,000 rounds. - Deadpool 00:44
That's about 3,000 rounds.
Hey hey careful with that Ronnie MilsapWe're downrangeI was gonna spend the night assembling the Börje but this is holding my interestI told you we're going with the Urvaj not the BörjeGet it through your head or get out of fuck town - Deadpool 00:16
Hey hey careful with that Ronnie MilsapWe're downrangeI...