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How can I help you... besides luring children into a panel van?

Deadpool:How can I help you... besides luring children into a panel van?

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How can I help you
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Besides luring children into a panel van
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:22
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Besides luring children into a panel van - Deadpool 00:09
Besides luring children into a panel van
I understand you've recently beendiagnosed with terminal cancer. - Deadpool 00:06
I understand you've recently beendiagnosed with...
It's tough to forgetbeing so impressive. - Deadpool 00:05
It's tough to forgetbeing so impressive.
And now youspend your days sticking up forthe little people... - Deadpool 00:06
And now youspend your days sticking up forthe little...
I represent an organizationthat may be able to help. - Deadpool 00:05
I represent an organizationthat may be able to help.
What if I told you we can cure your cancerAnd what's more give you abilities most men only dream ofI'd say that you sound like an infomercial but not a good one like Slap ChopMore Shake Weight y - Deadpool 00:20
What if I told you we can cure your cancerAnd what's...
I'd say that you soundlike an infomercial, but not a good one,like Slap Chop. - Deadpool 00:06
I'd say that you soundlike an infomercial, but not a...
I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. - Deadpool 00:32
I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a...
Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero businessand it left a mark. - Deadpool 00:07
Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero businessand it left a...
Holy shit. - Deadpool 00:24
Holy shit.
Shit We're within 500 yards of a school so you may wannaHis drink's on him - Deadpool 00:11
Shit We're within 500 yards of a school so you may...
Hey, what's going on? - Deadpool 00:14
Hey, what's going on?
Don't just stand there, you ape. - Deadpool 00:19
Don't just stand there, you ape.
I had a Liam Neeson nightmareI dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having itHey they've made three of those moviesAt some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent - Deadpool 00:24
I had a Liam Neeson nightmareI dreamt I kidnapped his...
I dreamt I kidnappedhis daughter and he justwasn't having it. - Deadpool 00:05
I dreamt I kidnappedhis daughter and he justwasn't...
Hey, they've made three of those movies. - Deadpool 00:11
Hey, they've made three of those movies.
Fuck! Fuck. Were you even listening back there? If we don't make it back to that Mr. Paradox asshole - Deadpool 00:29
Fuck! Fuck. Were you even listening back there? If we...
The worst part aboutcancer isn't what it does to you... - Deadpool 00:06
The worst part aboutcancer isn't what it does to you...
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you... - Deadpool 00:15
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to...
Okay. Let's pro-conthis superhero thing. - Deadpool 00:06
Okay. Let's pro-conthis superhero thing.