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How's that Kullen coming along IKEA doesn't assemble itself you knowYou're telling me I don't mind the KullenIt's an improvement on the HurdalPlease Anything's an improvement over the HurdalI'd have

Pretty grossed out

Deadpool • 2016

Deadpool:How's the Kullen coming along? Ikea doesn't assemble itself, you know.Blind Al:You're telling me. I don't mind the Kullen. It's an improvement on the Hurdal.Deadpool:Please. Anything's an improvement over the Hurdal. I'd have taken a Hemnes or a Trysil over a Hurdal.Deadpool:No, I didn't get excited until I saw the Kullen.Blind Al:Screw, please.Deadpool:Here? Now? Just kidding. I know it's been decades.Blind Al:You'd be surprised.Deadpool:Pretty grossed out

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How's that Kullen coming along IKEA doesn't assemble itself you know

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You're telling me I don't mind the Kullen

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It's an improvement on the Hurdal

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Please Anything's an improvement over the Hurdal

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I'd have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the Hurdal

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No I didn't get excited till I saw the Kullen

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Screw please

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Here Now Just kidding

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I know it's been decades

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You'd be surprised

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Pretty grossed out

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أعطني مفتاحك الآن هنا أمزح وحسب أعرف أنه مضى أعوام عليك

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ستتفاجئ أشعر بالقرف التام

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وانتهــــــــــــــيت

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أتمنى لو أنني لم اسمع ب كريغسليست

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وأقتبس ابحث عن شريك سكن أعمى ويتقبل وجود عيوب في الطرف الآخر ويجيد استخدام يديه وإلا سأبني قطعة الآساس وادفعي الآجار أنتي

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কল ক ত হ রব ল র ওষ ধ ক মন ক জ দ চ ছ

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এট র ক ন ত ল ইস ন স ন ই জ ন ন ত

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কল ক ত হ রব ল আম র ভ লই ল গ

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হ মদর দ র লত প ত থ ক ভ ল

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আর ম য় হ মদর দ র চ য় ত য ত র ব ড় হ রব লও ভ ল

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আম বর চ য়ন জ নস খ ই এসব কল ক ত ফল ক ত য় ক জ হব ন আম র

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ওহ ন ভ ব ছ ল ম কল ক ত হ রব ল আসল ই জ দ কর জ ন স

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ম র দ

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এখ ন এখন মজ করল ম

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আম জ ন প র য় ১০ বছর হয় গ ছ

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ত ম অব ক হব ব শ বদখত

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Hey tu n'es pas supposé Etre derrière le bar

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Je l'ai vu cette fille Ce doit être Vanessa J'ai beaucoup entendu parler de toi

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Chéri regarde autour de toi Ce n'est pas l'endroit pour faire un tel truc

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Doucement Angel Repose le petit homme au sol

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Wie geht es mit dem Kullen voran IKEA baut sich nicht von allein zusammen

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Kannst du laut sagen Ich finde den Kullen OK

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Immerhin besser als der Hurdal

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Bitte Alles ist besser als der Hurdal

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Ich hätte den Hemnes genommen oder den Trysil aber nie den Hurdal

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Nein nur der Kullen gefiel mir wirklich

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Nagel

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Hier Jetzt Nur ein Witz

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Ich weiß es ist ewig her

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Du wärst überrascht

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Wie eklig

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क य ल न क क म क स चल रह ह आइक य ख द त य र नह ह त

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ब लक ल सह म झ क य ल न स एतर ज नह

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ह र ड ल स त ब हतर ह ह

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प ल ज ह र ड ल स त क छ भ ब हतर ह

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म त ह र ड ल क बदल ह म न स य ट र स ल भ ल ल त

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नह क य ल न द खन तक उत स ह त नह ह आ थ

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प च द न प ल ज

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यह अभ मज क कर रह ह

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ज नत ह कई दशक ह गए

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सच ज नकर अच भ त ह ग

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घ न आ रह ह

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Lupakan tolong Disini Sekarang Hanya bercanda Aku tahu itu sudah puluhan tahun

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Kau akan terkejut Cukup kotor

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Ta da

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Kuharap aku tidak pernah mendengar Craigslist

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Dan aku kutip Mencari teman sekamar buta dan suka ketidaksempurnaan Harus mahir dengan tangan Atau kau lebih suka aku membangun Ikea dan kau membayar sewa

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Buenos días dormilona

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Cualquier cosa es una mejora para el apartamento

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Hubiera aceptado una choza o un árbol antes del apartamento

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No no me había emocionado hasta que vi la cómoda

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Clávalo por favor aquí ahora bromeo yo sé que han pasado décadas

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Te sorprenderías Estoy asqueado

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Ta da

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Ojalá no hubiera oído hablar de Craigslist

Available in 8 languages

Duration

28 seconds

Views

108

Timestamp in Movie

01:05:55

Uploaded

Jan 30, 2026

Genres

Production

20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.