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Deadpool

I bet it feels huge in this hand

Wade Wilson:I bet it feels huge in this hand

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I bet it feels huge in this hand
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Duration
4 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:09
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Don't make me regret it. - Deadpool 00:10
Don't make me regret it.
So, the doctor says,"The bad news is "you don't havethat long to live." So, the patient says,"How long do I have?" The doctor says, "Five." The guy says, "Five what?" And the doctor says,"Four, three, two..." - Deadpool 00:13
So, the doctor says,"The bad news is "you...
Can I help you ladies? - Deadpool 00:08
Can I help you ladies?
I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a friend of mine. - Deadpool 00:12
I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a...
I heard you might beable to point me in the directionof a, um, friend of mine. - Deadpool 00:06
I heard you might beable to point me in the directionof a,...
I've seen this girl. - Deadpool 00:07
I've seen this girl.
Sweetheart, you might wanna look around. - Deadpool 00:23
Sweetheart, you might wanna look around.
We have everything we need nowYou sureYou don't want any clothes that are not monochromaticHave fun at your midnight showing of Blade II - Deadpool 00:12
We have everything we need nowYou sureYou don't want...
Wade, we have a fucking problem. - Deadpool 00:20
Wade, we have a fucking problem.
And by "we," I mean "you." Ah, I can't believeI'm doing this. - Deadpool 00:06
And by "we," I mean "you." Ah, I...
Have you decided what you're gonna say to herFuck meMaybe not start with that - Deadpool 00:07
Have you decided what you're gonna say to herFuck...
Have you decided what you're gonna say to her Fuck me Uh maybe not start with that - Deadpool 00:07
Have you decided what you're gonna say to her Fuck me...
Hey coming onto our stage right nowgive it up for ChastityOr as I like to call her Irony - Deadpool 00:14
Hey coming onto our stage right nowgive it up for ChastityOr...
Or as I like to call her, Irony. - Deadpool 00:12
Or as I like to call her, Irony.
Because I'm constantlystalking that fox. - Deadpool 00:05
Because I'm constantlystalking that fox.
Every time I see her, it's like the first time... - Deadpool 00:09
Every time I see her, it's like the first time...
You can't buy love but you can rent it for three minutes - Deadpool 00:06
You can't buy love but you can rent it for three...
You weak motherfucker! - Deadpool 00:11
You weak motherfucker!
Here we go. - Deadpool 00:08
Here we go.
Vanessa. - Deadpool 00:10
Vanessa.