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I dreamt I kidnappedhis daughter and he justwasn't having it
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I dreamt I kidnappedhis daughter and he justwasn't having it

I dreamt I kidnappedhis daughter and he justwasn't having it

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I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it
Available in 9 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:29
Uploaded
Jan 16, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Hey, they've made three of those movies. - Deadpool 00:11
Hey, they've made three of those movies.
Fuck! Fuck. Were you even listening back there? If we don't make it back to that Mr. Paradox asshole - Deadpool 00:29
Fuck! Fuck. Were you even listening back there? If we...
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you... - Deadpool 00:15
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to...
The worst part aboutcancer isn't what it does to you... - Deadpool 00:06
The worst part aboutcancer isn't what it does to you...
Okay. Let's pro-conthis superhero thing. - Deadpool 00:06
Okay. Let's pro-conthis superhero thing.
Okay Let's pro con this superhero thingPro They pull down a gaggle of assLocal dry cleaning discountsLucrative film deals both origin stories and larger ensemble team moviesCon They're all lame ass teacher's petsYou know I can hear youI wasn't talking to - Deadpool 00:25
Okay Let's pro con this superhero thingPro They pull...
I don't want to fight you, peanut. - Deadpool 00:15
I don't want to fight you, peanut.
Lucrative film deals,both origin stories and larger ensembleteam movies. - Deadpool 00:06
Lucrative film deals,both origin stories and larger...
You've been warned before DeadpoolThis is a shameful and reckless use of your powersYou will both be coming with usLook Colossus I don't have time for the goody two shoes bullshit right now - Deadpool 00:14
You've been warned before DeadpoolThis is a shameful...
This is a shameful andreckless use of your powers. - Deadpool 00:06
This is a shameful andreckless use of your powers.
Look, Colossus,I don't have time for the goody two-shoesbullshit right now! - Deadpool 00:06
Look, Colossus,I don't have time for the goody...
All right. - Deadpool 00:15
All right.
And you areNegasonic Teenage WarheadNegasonic Teenage What the shitThat's the coolest name ever - Deadpool 00:13
And you areNegasonic Teenage WarheadNegasonic Teenage What...
And you are Negasonic Teenage Warhead Negasonic Teenage What the shit That's the coolest name ever - Deadpool 00:13
And you are Negasonic Teenage Warhead Negasonic Teenage What...
Negasonic Teenage...What the shit? - Deadpool 00:05
Negasonic Teenage...What the shit?
Look I'm a teenage girl I'd rather be anywhere than here I'm all about long sullen silences followed by mean comments followed by more silences So what's it gonna be huh Long sullen silence or mean comment Go on You got me in a box here - Deadpool 00:21
Look I'm a teenage girl I'd rather be anywhere...
Look I'm a teenage girlI'd rather be anywhere than hereI'm all about long sullen silencesfollowed by mean comments followed by more silencesSo what's it gonna be huh Long sullen silenceor mean comment Go onYou got me in a box here - Deadpool 00:21
Look I'm a teenage girlI'd rather be anywhere than...
So what's it gonna be, huh?Long sullen silence... - Deadpool 00:05
So what's it gonna be, huh?Long sullen silence...
We can't allow this DeadpoolPlease come quietlyYou big chrome cock gobblerThat's not niceYou're really gonna fuck this up for meTrust me that wheezing bag of dick tips has it comingHe's pure evilBesides nobody's getting hurtThat guy was already up there - Deadpool 00:29
We can't allow this DeadpoolPlease come quietlyYou big...
Trust me, that wheezing bagof dick-tips has it coming. - Deadpool 00:06
Trust me, that wheezing bagof dick-tips has it coming.