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I get why you're so pissy
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I get why you're so pissy, but your mood's never gonna brighten 'till you find this woman...

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Blind Al: I get why you're so pissy, but your mood's never gonna brighten 'till you find this woman and tell her how you feel. Deadpool: What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me. If you could see me, you'd understand. Blind Al: Looks aren't everything. Deadpool: Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method? Blind Al: Love is blind, Wade. Deadpool: No. You're blind. Blind Al: So you're just gonna lie there and whimper? Deadpool: No, I'm gonna wait 'till this arm plows through puberty, and then I'll come up with a whole new Christmas day plan.


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I get why you're so pissy
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but your mood's never gonna brighten
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till you find this woman
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and tell her how you feel
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What do I keep telling you Mrs Magoo
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She wouldn't have me
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If you could see me you'd understand
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Looks aren't everything
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Looks are everything
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You ever heard David Beckham speak
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It's like he mouth sexed a can of helium
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You think Ryan Reynolds got this far
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on his superior acting method
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Love is blind Wade
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No
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You're blind
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So you're just gonna lie there and whimper
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No I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty
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and then I'm gonna come up with
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a whole new Christmas Day plan

Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 219
Timestamp in movie: 01h 08m 30s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.


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