I get why you're so pissy, but your mood's never gonna brighten 'till you find this woman...
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Blind Al:
I get why you're so pissy, but your mood's never gonna brighten 'till you find this woman and tell her how you feel.
Deadpool:
What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me. If you could see me, you'd understand.
Blind Al:
Looks aren't everything.
Deadpool:
Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?
Blind Al:
Love is blind, Wade.
Deadpool:
No. You're blind.
Blind Al:
So you're just gonna lie there and whimper?
Deadpool:
No, I'm gonna wait 'till this arm plows through puberty, and then I'll come up with a whole new Christmas day plan.
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I get why you're so pissy
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but your mood's never gonna brighten
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till you find this woman
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and tell her how you feel
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What do I keep telling you Mrs Magoo
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She wouldn't have me
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If you could see me you'd understand
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Looks aren't everything
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Looks are everything
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You ever heard David Beckham speak
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It's like he mouth sexed a can of helium
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You think Ryan Reynolds got this far
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on his superior acting method
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Love is blind Wade
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No
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You're blind
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So you're just gonna lie there and whimper
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No I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty
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and then I'm gonna come up with
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a whole new Christmas Day plan
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 219
Timestamp in movie: 01h 08m 30s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
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Actors
00:04 Time to make the chimi fuckin' changas
00:11 Ripley from Alien 3
00:05 Hang in there baby
00:29 You're probably thinking
00:33 Driveby
00:30 You're a lovely lady but I'm saving myself for...
00:13 Wade Hey
00:07 Now I'm about to do to you
00:18 Listen
00:35 Here's what I'm actually gonna do
00:35 You look like an avocado
00:03 Maximum effort
00:08 Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break
00:03 Oh like there's something wrong
00:24 So am I supposed to just smile
00:05 I'd go with you but I don't want to
00:04 I've never said this but don't swallow
00:06 Stupid Worth it
00:21 Here check it out
00:09 I didn't just get the cure to el cancer