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Deadpool:
You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!" Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
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You're probably thinking
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My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie
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but that guy in the red suit just turned
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that other guy into a fucking kabab
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Well I may be super but I'm no hero
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And yeah technically this is a murder
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But some of the best love stories start with a murder
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And that's exactly what this is a love story
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And to tell it right
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I gotta take you back to long before
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I squeezed this ass into red spandex
Clip duration: 29 seconds
Views: 110
Timestamp in movie: 00h 13m 59s
Uploaded: 17 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Comments
00:04 I need all the guns
00:24 You're still here?
00:31 See?
00:05 Wham! As promised.
00:19 Hey.
00:06 Wow.
00:23 And this one.
00:16 I should have come
and found you sooner.
00:19 I live in a crackhouse.
00:29 There are no words!
00:09 Yoo-hoo!
00:10 Thanks.
00:08 Ah! Damn it!
00:11 Hang in there,
baby!
00:07 Fine. Fists.
00:10 Yoo-hoo!
00:29 Wait!
00:06 Look away, child.
00:06 Finish fucking her
the fuck up!
00:08 Oh, I so pity the dude who
pressures her into prom sex.