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If your left leg is Thanksgiving

If your left leg is Thanksgiving... and your right leg is Christmas... can I visit you...

Deadpool • 2016

If your left leg is Thanksgiving... and your right leg is Christmas... can I visit you between the holidays? That sweater is terrible. But red looks good on you. Red's your color. Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes. Listen, I've been thinking... Really?...about why we're so good together. Why's that? Your crazy matches my crazy.Big time. And, we're like two jigsaw pieces,you know, the weird curvy edges... You put them togetherand you can see the picture on top. Right. Wade... there's something I've beenmeaning to ask you. But only because you haven'tgotten around to asking me. Will you... - stick it in my...- Marry me?

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If your left leg is Thanksgiving

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and your right leg is Christmas

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can I visit you between the holidays

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That sweater is terrible

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But red looks good on you

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Red's your color

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Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes

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Listen I've been thinking

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Really

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about why we're so good together

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Why's that

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Your crazy matches my crazy Big time

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And we're like two jigsaw pieces you know the weird curvy edges

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You put them together and you can see the picture on top

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Right

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Wade

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there's something I've been meaning to ask you

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But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me

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Will you

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stick it in my Marry me

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ويد أسف عيد هالويين سعيد

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عيد شكر مجيد

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أحبك

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أذا كانت قدمك اليسرى في عيد الشكر وقدمك اليمنى في عيد الميلاد

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هل يمكنني زيارتك بين العطلتين

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هذه السترة بشعة

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لكن الأحمر يناسبك

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الأحمر لونك أنت يتماشى مع لون الدم في عينيك

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اسمعي لقد كنت أفكر حقا

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যদ ত ম র ব ম প থ য ক সগ ভ হয় আর ত ম র ড ন প ক র সম স

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ছ ট র ম ঝ ক আম ত ম র স থ দ খ করত প র

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স য় ট রট খ বই ভয় কর

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ক ন ত ল ল রঙ ত ম য় ব শ ম ন য় ছ

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ল ল ত ত ম র র আম রট ত ত ম র রক ত র ঙ চ খগ ল

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শ ন আম একট জ ন স ভ বছ সত য ই

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আমর দ জন একস থ ক ন এত ভ ল আছ ক ন

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ত ম র আর আম র প গল ম ম ল গ ছ দ র ণ

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আর আমর দ ট কর ত র মত ভ ত ধ র ওয় ল

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ত ম ও দ ট একস থ র খ দ খ কত স ন দর দ খ য় ঠ ক

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ওয় ড ত ম য় ক ছ জ জ ঞ স করব ভ ব ছ ল ম

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ক রণ ত ম এখনও এট কর ন

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ত ম ক

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আম র প ছন দ য় আম য় ব য় করব

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Le rouge te va mieux Sur moi ça a l'air de tes yeux injectés de sang

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Ecoute J'ai réfléchi Vraiment

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Sur le pourquoi on est bien ensemble Et pourquoi

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Ta folie est assortie à la mienne Beaucoup

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Et on est comme deux pièces de puzzle Avec les bords ronds et bizarres

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Tu les mets ensemble et tu vois le tout

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Je voulais te dire quelque chose

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Mais seulement parce que tu ne me l'as pas demandé en premier

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Veux tu

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Me la mettre dans le M'épouser

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Chips

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Où cachais tu ça Nul part

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Un mois de salaire donc Tu veux dire

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Oui C'est ce que je dois dire ça

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Wenn dein linkes Bein Thanksgiving ist

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und dein rechtes Bein Weihnachten

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komme ich zwischen den Feiertagen

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Der Pullover ist grässlich

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Aber rot steht dir

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Rot ist deine Farbe

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Betont deine blutunterlaufenen Augen

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Ich habe nachgedacht

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Wirklich

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Warum wir so gut zueinander passen

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Warum

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Du bist genauso verrückt wie ich

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Wir sind wie 2 Puzzleteile mit komischen Formen

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Aber du fügst sie zusammen und siehst das Bild

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Genau

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Wade

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ich wollte dich etwas fragen

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Aber nur weil du mich noch nicht gefragt hast

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Willst du

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Ihn mir in den Mich heiraten

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अगर त म ह र ब य प र द व ल ह

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और त म ह र द ह न प र स क र त

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त छ ट ट य क ब च म लन कर सकत ह

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वह स व टर बह त ह घट य लग रह ह

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पर ल ल र ग त म पर ज चत ह

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ल ल र ग त मपर ख लत ह

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त म ह र आ ख क ल ल उभरकर आत ह

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स न म स च रह थ

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सच च

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यह क हम र स थ इतन प य र क य ह

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क य ह

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त म भ म र तरह प गल ह एकदम

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और हम द पह ल य क तरह ह पत ह न ट ढ स र व ल

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उन ह स थ रख त एक तस व र बन ज त ह

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ब लक ल सह

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व ड

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म बह त समय स त मस क छ प छन च हत थ

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पर क वल इसल ए क य क त मन अबतक म झस नह प छ ह

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क य त म

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यह घ स ओग म झस श द कर ग

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Selamat hari Lenten

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Wade Maaf Selamat Halloween

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Selamat Thanksgiving

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Aku mencintaimu

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Jika kaki kirimu adalah Thanksgiving dan kaki kananmu Natal

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Bolehkah aku mengunjungimu diantara liburan itu

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Sweater Itu mengerikan

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Tapi warna merah terlihat bagus kau pakai

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Merah warnamu Warnaku seperti warna merah di matamu

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Oh ese suéter es terrible

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Pero el rojo se ve bien en ti

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El rojo es tu color resalta la sangre en tus ojos

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Escucha he estado pensando En serio

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Sobre por qué somos tan buenos juntos Por qué es eso

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Tu locura encaja con mi locura mucho

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Como dos piezas de rompecabezas Con raras esquinas curveadas

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Las unes y puedes ver la figura arriba Correcto

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Wade Hay algo que he querido preguntarte

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Pero sólo porque tu no me lo has preguntado

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Te gustaría

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Metérmela por Casarte conmigo

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Uh gafe

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Dónde estabas escondiendo eso En ningún lugar

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Dicen que es un mes de salario así que Quieres decir

Available in 8 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

137

Timestamp in Movie

00:24:40

Uploaded

Jan 30, 2026

Genres

Production

20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.