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Deadpool

I'm a bad guy who is paid to fuck up worse guys

Deadpool:I'm a bad guy who is paid to fuck up worse guys

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I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,199
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:38
Uploaded
Dec 14, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Welcome to Sister Margaret'sIt's like a job fair for mercenariesThink of us as really fucked up tooth fairiesexcept we knock out the teeth and take the cashYou'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card - Deadpool 00:15
Welcome to Sister Margaret'sIt's like a job fair...
You'd best hope we never seeyour name on a gold card. - Deadpool 00:05
You'd best hope we never seeyour name on a gold card.
Wade Wilson patron saint of the pitiful What can I do for youI'd love a Blow JobOh God me tooThe drink moose knuckle But firstHey and I ain't taking any babysitting money all rightMake sure that gets back to Ms - Deadpool 00:16
Wade Wilson patron saint of the pitiful What can I do for...
I was traveling to exotic placesBaghdad Mogadishu Jacksonville meeting new and exciting people And thenKilling them Yeah I've seen your InstagramSo what was Special Forces doing in Jacksonville anywayThat's classifiedThey have a wonderful TGI Fridays - Deadpool 00:17
I was traveling to exotic placesBaghdad Mogadishu...
Baghdad, Mogadishu,Jacksonville, meeting new and excitingpeople. - Deadpool 00:07
Baghdad, Mogadishu,Jacksonville, meeting new and...
Take that overto Buck please, and tell him it's fromBoothe. - Deadpool 00:05
Take that overto Buck please, and tell him it's...
I brought you here, Mr. - Deadpool 00:40
I brought you here, Mr.
Stay the fuck down. - Deadpool 00:14
Stay the fuck down.
Yeah, he's still breathing. - Deadpool 00:43
Yeah, he's still breathing.
You bet on me to die Wow Motherfucker you're the world's worst friendWell joke's on you I'm living to 102And then dying Like the city of Detroit - Deadpool 00:11
You bet on me to die Wow Motherfucker you're the...
You are no longer lost, Wade. - Deadpool 00:15
You are no longer lost, Wade.
Baby, are you sure you wannashoot your whole wad? - Deadpool 00:06
Baby, are you sure you wannashoot your whole wad?
Is that me? - Deadpool 00:46
Is that me?
I'd hit thatBuck you best apologize beforeYeah thatSay the magic words Fat GandalfI'm sorry Breathe through the noseI don't have a filter between my brain and myLet go Okay HeyHakuna his tatas He's sorry I'm working on it - Deadpool 00:19
I'd hit thatBuck you best apologize beforeYeah thatSay...
Hey Hands off the merchandiseMerchandiseSo youbump fuzzies for moneyYepRough childhoodRougher than yoursDaddy left before I was bornDaddy left before I was conceivedEver had a cigarette put out on your skinWhere else do you put one outI was molestedMe too - Deadpool 01:09
Hey Hands off the merchandiseMerchandiseSo youbump fuzzies...
Suck it, Fox! - Deadpool 00:07
Suck it, Fox!
-Where do I sign? - Deadpool 00:10
-Where do I sign?
Oh, fuck off! - Deadpool 00:07
Oh, fuck off!
Who would do such a thing? - Deadpool 00:25
Who would do such a thing?
Hey, what can I get for,uh, $275 and a... - Deadpool 00:07
Hey, what can I get for,uh, $275 and a...