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Deadpool

I've never said this to anyone before, but don't swallow!

Deadpool: I've never said this to anyone before, but don't swallow!

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I've never said this but don't swallow
Available in 4 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
2,071
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:26
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Shit. Did I leave the stove on? - Deadpool 00:07
Shit. Did I leave the stove on?
Now, breaking news. - Deadpool 00:57
Now, breaking news.
A multi-car collisionturned shots fired on the crosstown expresswaythis morning. - Deadpool 00:06
A multi-car collisionturned shots fired on the crosstown...
The assailantappears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... - Deadpool 00:05
The assailantappears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing...
I've given Deadpool every chance to join usbut he'd rather act like a childA heavily armed childWhen will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X ManWhich benefits The matching unitardsThe house that blows up every few yearsPleaseHouse blowing up builds - Deadpool 00:22
I've given Deadpool every chance to join usbut...
I've given Deadpoolevery chance to join us... - Deadpool 00:05
I've given Deadpoolevery chance to join us...
You ate breakfast yesBreakfast is most important meal of dayHere protein bar Good for bonesDeadpool may try to break yours - Deadpool 00:14
You ate breakfast yesBreakfast is most important meal of...
Wait! You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This gu - Deadpool 00:20
Wait! You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?"...
You may be wondering,"Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guyscan't see me bleed. - Deadpool 00:06
You may be wondering,"Why the red suit?" Well,...
Fine I only have 12 bulletsso you're gonna have to share - Deadpool 00:06
Fine I only have 12 bulletsso you're gonna have to...
Fetch the car. - Deadpool 00:19
Fetch the car.
Shit. - Deadpool 00:23
Shit.
Motherfucker! - Deadpool 00:11
Motherfucker!
Bad Deadpool Seven Good Deadpool - Deadpool 00:07
Bad Deadpool Seven Good Deadpool
Bad Deadpool. - Deadpool 00:07
Bad Deadpool.
Now let's go sell some certified pre-owned vehicles, motherfu… Technically, the, the Carnival's not a minivan. - Deadpool 00:29
Now let's go sell some certified pre-owned vehicles,...
You'll get 'em next time, pal. - Deadpool 01:00
You'll get 'em next time, pal.
Four... - Deadpool 00:17
Four...
Four. Gotcha. Right up Main Street. - Deadpool 00:10
Four. Gotcha. Right up Main Street.
Right up Main Street - Deadpool 00:03
Right up Main Street