Hey, hands off the merchandise. Merchandise? Huh... so you uh, bump fuzzies for money?...
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Vanessa Carlysle:
Hey, hands off the merchandise.
Wade Wilson:
Merchandise? Huh... so you uh, bump fuzzies for money?
Vanessa Carlysle:
Yep.
Wade Wilson:
Rough childhood?
Vanessa Carlysle:
Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.
Wade Wilson:
Daddy left before I was conceived.
Vanessa Carlysle:
Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
Wade Wilson:
Where else do you put one out?
Vanessa Carlysle:
I was molested!
Wade Wilson:
Me too. Uncle.
Vanessa Carlysle:
Uncles. They took turns.
Wade Wilson:
I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happened to be my...
Vanessa Carlysle:
Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.
Wade Wilson:
[Gasps]
You had a dishwasher. I didn't even known sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.
Vanessa Carlysle:
[laughs]
Who would do such a thing?
Wade Wilson:
Hopefully you. Later tonight? Hey, what can I get for $275 and uh... a Yogurtlands reward card?
Vanessa Carlysle:
Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want. And a low-fat dessert.
[Puts card in his mouth]
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Merchandise Huh
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So you uh
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bump fuzzies for money
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Yep Rough childhood
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Rougher than yours
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Daddy left before I was born
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Daddy left before I was conceived
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Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin
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Where else do you put one out
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I was molested
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Me too Uncle
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Uncles They took turns
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I watched my own birthday party
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through the keyhole of a locked closet
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which also happens to be my
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Your bedroom Lucky I slept in a dishwasher box
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You had a dishwasher
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I didn't even know sleep
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It was pretty much 24 7 ball gags
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 249
Timestamp in movie: 00h 20m 54s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
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