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Motherfucker!

Motherfucker! - Wait, wait. Let's... Just...- Cock juggling... - We can talk about what...

Deadpool • 2016

Motherfucker! - Wait, wait. Let's... Just...- Cock juggling... - We can talk about what we're gonna...- Jiminy! Fuck face! Okay, or you can hit that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.- Fuck! Fuck! - No, no. All right. Hey!- Fuck! Fuck! - Fuck!- Hey. Relax. Relax. Okay. Okay. I think that's a good start. I'm gonna rip his motherfucking... Wait. - Find it! Find it.- What? - I'm gonna get angry.- Okay. All right. All right. Okay. All right. Here. This is Vanessa. - What?- No, wait. It's Francis. He wants you to come to him. - What is that?- That's the shit emoji. You know, it's the turdwith the smiling face and the eyes? I thought it was chocolate yogurtfor so long. I need guns. Okay, which ones? I need all the guns! All right. Okay

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Motherfucker

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Wait wait Let's Just Cock juggling

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We can talk about what we're gonna Jiminy Fuck face

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Okay or you can hit that

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Yeah yeah yeah Fuck Fuck

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No no All right Hey Fuck Fuck

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Fuck Hey

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Relax Relax Okay

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Okay I think that's a good start

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I'm gonna rip his motherfucking

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Wait

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Find it Find it What

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I'm gonna get angry Okay All right

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All right Okay All right

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Here This is Vanessa

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What No wait It's Francis

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He wants you to come to him

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What is that That's the shit emoji

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You know it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyes

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I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long

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I need guns

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Okay which ones

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I need all the guns

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All right Okay

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ابن العاهرة

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ويد ويد ويد ويد تبا

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تبا تبا تبا يمكننا الحديث أو يمكنك أن تضرب هذا

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اهدأ أهدأ

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سأقتلع من ابن العاهرة ذاك فلتجد هذا فلتجده وإلا سأغضب

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إنها فنيسا أوه لحظه إنه فرانسس

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يريدك أن تأتي أليه ما هذا

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أنها ابتسامة متغوط لطالما اعتقدتها شوكلاته بوجه مبتسم لفترة طويلة

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احتاج إلى سلحة حسنا أية أسلحة

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أحتاج جميع الأسلحة حسنا كما تريد

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ম দ রচ দ

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ওয় ড ওয় ড ওয় ড ওয় ড ম গ চকল ট

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জ ম ন ব ল ব ল আমর কথ বলত প র নত ব ত ম প ত লট ক ম রত থ ক

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ওয় ওয় র ল য ক স র ল য ক স৷ ঠ ক আছ

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আজ ওর একদ ন ক আম র একদ ন খ জ ওট খ জ নত ব আম র গ য চ ছ ৷

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এইত এট ভ ন স হব ৷ ন দ ড ও এট ফ র ন স স য ৷

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স চ য় য ত ম ত র ক ছ য ও৷ এট ক

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এট ত গ য় র ইম গ য় র মধ য হ স ম খ আর চ খ আ ক আম আভবত ম চকল ট ফ ল ভ র র দই

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আম র বন দ ক ল গব আচ ছ ক নট ল গব

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সবগ ল বন দ ক ল গব আচ ছ ঠ ক আছ

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Mon ami au pénis chromé a accepté de m'aider En échange je considère l'idée de rejoindre ce boyz band

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Ce n'est pas un boyz band Bien sûr que non

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T'as réussi à récupérer Gita J'ai essayé M Pool mais Bandu est plus rusé et beau que moi

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Moi je te trouve sacrément mignon

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Dopinder Hmm

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Qu'est ce que c'était C'était Bandu dans le coffre

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Ban qui Mon rival amoureux Bandu

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Il est attaché dans le coffre je fais ce que vous avez dit Je vais l'ouvrir comme un poisson tandoori et balancer

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Du Dreckskerl

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Warte Lass uns Schwanzlutscher

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Lass uns reden Scheiße Wichser

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Oder du kannst zuschlagen

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Entspann dich Locker

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Das ist ein guter Anfang

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Ich reiße ihm den gottverdammten

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Warte

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Finde es Was

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Ich werde stinksauer OK OK

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Also gut OK

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Hier Das ist Vanessa

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Was Nein es ist Francis

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Du sollst zu ihm kommen

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Hol sie dir Schrottplatz 12 Uhr

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Was ist das Emoji für Scheiße

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Kacke mit einem Smile

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Ich dachte immer es sei Schokojoghurt

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Ich brauche Waffen

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Welche

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Alle Waffen

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Alles klar

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कम न कह क

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र क र क चल बस घ ट घ ट क प न प त

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ब त करत ह क य धत च स ह आ आम

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ठ क ह य उस म र सकत ह

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ह ह ह धत धत

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नह नह अच छ ऐ धत धत

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सत य न स ऐ

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श त ह ज ओ श त ठ क ह

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बढ य यह अच छ श र आत ह

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म उस च र द ग

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र क

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उस ढ ढ ढ ढ क य

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ग स स चढ ज एग अच छ ठ क ह

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ठ क ह अच छ ठ क ह

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यह ल वन स क ह

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क य नह र क फ र स स क ह

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च हत ह क त म उसक प स ज ओ

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उस बच न ह आकर ल ज ओ स क र पय र ड 12 बज प य र एज क स

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वह क य ह मल व ल इम ज

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टट ट ज सपर म स क न और आ ख बन ह त ह

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कई समय तक स चत रह क वह च कल ट व ल दह ह

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म झ ब द क च ह ए

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अच छ क न क न स

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म झ स र ब द क च ह ए

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अच छ ठ क ह

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Keparat

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Wade Wade Wade Wade V g na Coklat

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Jiminy Sial Sial Kita bisa bicara atau kau bisa pukul itu

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Whoa Whoa Tenang santai Oke

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Aku akan merobeknya temukan itu cari atau aku akan marah

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Ini ini adalah Vanessa Tidak tunggu ini Francis

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Dia ingin kau mendatanginya Apa itu

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Itu emoji Ini tanda wajah tersenyum dan mata Kurasa itu seperti cokelat yogurt sangat lama

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Aku butuh senjata Oke yang mana

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Aku membutuhkan semua senjata Baiklah oke

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Buenos días dormilona

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Whoa Whoa relájate relájate de acuerdo

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Voy a arrancar su maldita encuentra eso encuéntralo o me voy a enojar

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Aquí está es Vanessa no espera es Francis

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Quiere que tu vayas con el Qué es eso

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Ese es el emoji de mierda es un popó feliz con ojos yo creí que era yogur de chocolate por mucho tiempo

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Necesito armas Okay cuáles

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Necesito todas las armas Bien de acuerdo

Available in 8 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

01:14:32

Uploaded

Jan 30, 2026

Genres

Production

20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.