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Nice to see you, Jared. I'll take the footlong... fully loaded

Nice to see you, Jared. I'll take the footlong... fully loaded

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Nice to see you Jared
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I'll take the footlong
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Available in 5 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
81
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:46
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
41 confirmed kills. - Deadpool 00:33
41 confirmed kills.
Now it's 89 About to be 90 - Deadpool 00:14
Now it's 89 About to be 90
I'm gonna fight you now. - Deadpool 00:08
I'm gonna fight you now.
Taxi! Hop in! Great day for a ride. And we all know how this turned out. Whoops! You weren't meant t - Deadpool 00:16
Taxi! Hop in! Great day for a ride. And we all know how this...
We're here. - Deadpool 00:08
We're here.
Sorry aboutbleeding in all your garbage. - Deadpool 00:05
Sorry aboutbleeding in all your garbage.
Seltzer water and lemon for blood. - Deadpool 00:46
Seltzer water and lemon for blood.
Some kinds of anger can't be managed like the kind where your year long plan ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered - Deadpool 00:10
Some kinds of anger can't be managed like the kind...
Like the kind whereyour year-long plan ends with the wrong guygetting dismembered! - Deadpool 00:07
Like the kind whereyour year-long plan ends with the wrong...
That said, when it comes timeto licking wounds, there's no place like home. - Deadpool 00:07
That said, when it comes timeto licking wounds, there's...
Ah, and I share that homewith someone you've met, the old blind ladyfrom the laundromat, Al. - Deadpool 00:07
Ah, and I share that homewith someone you've met, the...
God I miss cocaine - Deadpool 00:04
God I miss cocaine
Fourth-wall breakinside a fourth-wall break. - Deadpool 00:06
Fourth-wall breakinside a fourth-wall break.
Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall breakThat's like 16 walls - Deadpool 00:07
Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall breakThat's like...
She's like Robin to my Batman except she's old and black and blindAnd I think she's in love with meWait pretty sure Robin loves Batman too - Deadpool 00:13
She's like Robin to my Batman except she's old and...
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old,and black, and blind. - Deadpool 00:07
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's...
I take it all back. - Deadpool 00:09
I take it all back.
Wait, pretty sureRobin loves Batman, too. - Deadpool 00:05
Wait, pretty sureRobin loves Batman, too.
Yeah. Bactin should do it. - Deadpool 00:06
Yeah. Bactin should do it.
How's that Kullen coming along IKEA doesn't assemble itself you knowYou're telling me I don't mind the KullenIt's an improvement on the HurdalPlease Anything's an improvement over the HurdalI'd have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the HurdalNo I didn't - Deadpool 00:28
How's that Kullen coming along IKEA doesn't...