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Not out of the woods yetYou need to seriously ease up on the bedazzlingThey're jeans not a chandelierP S I'm keeping your wallet You did kinda give it to meOkay just look man can I have my Sam's cardI

Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?

Deadpool • 2016

Wade Wilson: Not... out of the woods yet. You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me.Gavin Merchant:Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card?Wade Wilson: I will shoot your fucking cat!Gavin Merchant:I don't know what that means. I don't have a cat.Wade Wilson:Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?

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Not out of the woods yet

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You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling

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They're jeans not a chandelier

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P S I'm keeping your wallet You did kinda give it to me

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Okay just look man can I have my Sam's card

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I will shoot your fucking cat

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I don't really know what that means I don't have a cat

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Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in

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حسنا لن نوافق على موضوع البقشيش يا جير

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لست هنا من أجله هو أنا هنا من أجلك أنت

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لقد تفاديت رصاصة كبيرة هذه المرة إذا لا لم تفعل بعد

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يجب أن تخفف من الإسراف أنها سراويل جنز وليست ثريا

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ملاحظة سأحتفظ بمحفظتك أيضا أنت أعطيتني أيها

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انتظر لحظه هل يمكنني استرجاع سأطلق النار على قطتك اللعينه

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আহ ব শ ল এক গ ল থ ক ব চল ম ন কথ র ম ঝ ঢ কব ন

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ভ ই ভ ব দ খ ন একট কম ন ল গব ত ম র এট একট জ নস ঝ ড়ব ত ন

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আম ত ম র ম ন ব য গ ন চ ছ ত ম খ শ হয় ই দ চ ছ আম ক

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ভ ই আম ক আম র ত ম র ব ড় লর ম ইর ল ম কইল ম

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এট র ম ন ব ঝল ম ন আম র ত ব ড় ল ন ই

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ত হল ক র পট ত আম ক জ স রল ম

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Ecoute mec Est ce que je peux Je vais tirer sur ton putain de chat

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Je comprends pas ce que ça veut dire j'ai pas de chat

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Alors je viens de chier dans la litière de qui

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De toute faç

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Dis moi Dans quelle situation la pizza ne sert à rien

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Connais tu une certaine Megan Orflosky J'ai bon Orflovsky

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Du bist noch nicht aus dem Schneider

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Du funkelst ja wie ein Sternenhimmel

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Das sind Jeans kein Kronleuchter

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P S Ich behalte dein Portemonnaie

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Krieg ich wenigstens meine Sam's Card

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Ich erschieße deine Scheißkatze

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Was soll das heißen Ich hab keine Katze

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In wessen Katzenstreu hab ich dann gekackt

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अभ तक खतर प र टल नह ह

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त म ह सच म यह चमक धमक थ ड कम करन ह ग

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यह ज न स ह क ई झ ड फ न स नह

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स न बट आ रख रह ह त म ह न द य थ

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द ख य र क य म र स म क र ड म ल

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त म ह र ब ल ल क उड द ग

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उसक मतलब समझ नह आय म र प स ब ल ल नह ह

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फ र म न क सक क ट ल टर पर टट ट क

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Jeremy bukan Wade Wilson Yeah

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Itu tidak menjadi tip aroo Jer

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Aku kesini bukan untuk dia Aku kesini untukmu

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Aku menghindari peluru yang tepat pada itu Tidak belum keluar dari hutan

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Kau seriuslah berhenti menipu mata Itu kain Jean bukan tempat lilin

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P D Me quedo con la billetera como que me la regalaste

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Solo mira puedo agarrar mi tarjeta Le dispararé a tu maltado gato

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No sé qué significa eso yo no tengo gato

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Entonces en la arena de quién acabo de cagar

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Como sea

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Dime algo Qué situación no mejora con la pizza

Available in 8 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

1,560

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:24

Uploaded

Jan 30, 2026

Genres

Production

20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Actors

Gavin Merchant

Wade