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Now, if I were a 200-pound sack of assholesnamed Francis, where would I hide?

Now, if I were a 200-pound sack of assholesnamed Francis, where would I hide?

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Now if I were a 200 pound sack of assholes named Francis where would I hide
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,122
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:06
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Get my country's name out of your fuckin' mouth. - Deadpool 00:09
Get my country's name out of your fuckin' mouth.
Oh, I gotta find me another Logan. - Deadpool 00:09
Oh, I gotta find me another Logan.
A hush falls over the crowd as rookie sensation Wade W. - Deadpool 00:34
A hush falls over the crowd as rookie sensation Wade W.
Out of Regina, Saskatchewan,lines up the shot. - Deadpool 00:05
Out of Regina, Saskatchewan,lines up the shot.
I'm gonna need you to come with me. - Deadpool 00:29
I'm gonna need you to come with me.
And that's why Reginarhymes with fun. - Deadpool 00:06
And that's why Reginarhymes with fun.
This is taking unsportsmanlikeconduct to a whole new level! - Deadpool 00:06
This is taking unsportsmanlikeconduct to a whole new level!
Looking good, Francis. - Deadpool 00:09
Looking good, Francis.
Patch! Now we're talkin'. Oh, yeah. That's the whole goddamn package right there. Howdy! I'm just… I - Deadpool 00:19
Patch! Now we're talkin'. Oh, yeah. That's...
Wade fucking Wilson. - Deadpool 00:34
Wade fucking Wilson.
Yeah. And whose faultis that, huh, Francis? - Deadpool 00:05
Yeah. And whose faultis that, huh, Francis?
What in the fuck? - Deadpool 00:16
What in the fuck?
Please you should thank me Apparently I made you immortalI'm actually quite jealousYeah but this ain't a life worth living is it - Deadpool 00:09
Please you should thank me Apparently I made you...
Now, I'm aboutto do to you what Limp Bizkit didto music in the late 90s. - Deadpool 00:06
Now, I'm aboutto do to you what Limp Bizkit didto music...
Now I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s - Deadpool 00:06
Now I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to...
Dad - Deadpool 00:03
Dad
I think we can all agreethat shit just went sideways in the most colossal way. - Deadpool 00:07
I think we can all agreethat shit just went sideways in the...
You know, from behind, you look a little bit like Henry… Oh, my fuck! - Deadpool 00:21
You know, from behind, you look a little bit like Henry… Oh,...
Uh... This ismy most prized possession. - Deadpool 00:06
Uh... This ismy most prized possession.
Make It Big is the album that Georgeand Andy earned the exclamation point. - Deadpool 00:05
Make It Big is the album that Georgeand Andy earned the...