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Oh! And, Jesus,a warmer table

Oh! And, Jesus,a warmer table

Full Transcript

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And Jesus a warmer table
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We should really come up with a safe word fellas
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I'm thinking pork and beans
Available in 10 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
102
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:54
Uploaded
Jan 16, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Big trouble. - Deadpool 00:29
Big trouble.
Easy. Aren't you a little strong for a lady? I'm calling wang. - Deadpool 00:10
Easy. Aren't you a little strong for a lady? I'm...
What's up with the matches? - Deadpool 00:21
What's up with the matches?
Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax. I manage this workshop. My welcome speech used to be full of euphemisms - Deadpool 00:43
Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax. I manage this workshop. My...
Ah, my welcome speech used tobe full of euphemisms like... - Deadpool 00:05
Ah, my welcome speech used tobe full of euphemisms like...
"This may hurt a little." "This may cause yousome discomfort." But I've grown blunt. - Deadpool 00:08
"This may hurt a little." "This may cause...
It's a private institution that turnsreclamation projects like yourself... - Deadpool 00:06
It's a private institution that turnsreclamation...
Into men ofextraordinary abilities. - Deadpool 00:05
Into men ofextraordinary abilities.
But if you think super-humanpowers are acquired painlessly... - Deadpool 00:05
But if you think super-humanpowers are acquired...
For it to work we need tosubject you to extreme stress. - Deadpool 00:06
For it to work we need tosubject you to extreme stress.
You've heard that whole "make an omelet, break some eggs" bit, right? - Deadpool 00:31
You've heard that whole "make an omelet, break...
You've heard that whole "make anomelet, break some eggs" bit, right? - Deadpool 00:05
You've heard that whole "make anomelet, break some...
I was a patient here once myself you knowThe treatment affects everyone differentlyIt made Angel inhumanly strongIn my case it enhanced my reflexesAlso scorched my nerve endings so I no longer feel painAnd in fact I no longer feel anything - Deadpool 00:24
I was a patient here once myself you knowThe treatment...
In my case,it enhanced my reflexes. - Deadpool 00:06
In my case,it enhanced my reflexes.
And, in fact,I no longer feel anything. - Deadpool 00:06
And, in fact,I no longer feel anything.
Thanks! - Deadpool 00:48
Thanks!
A little nugget of romainelettuce or something. - Deadpool 00:05
A little nugget of romainelettuce or something.
Is Ajax your actual name Because it sounds suspiciously made upWhat is it reallyKevin Bruce ScottMitch The RicksterIs it Basil FawltyJoke awayOne thing that never survives this place is a sense of humorWe'll see about thatI suppose we willHe's all - Deadpool 00:29
Is Ajax your actual name Because it sounds suspiciously made...
You're gonna leave meall alone here with less-angryRosie O'Donnell? - Deadpool 00:05
You're gonna leave meall alone here with...
This is how it's going to work. - Deadpool 00:17
This is how it's going to work.