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Deadpool

Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red. Dumbass

Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red. Dumbass

Full Transcript

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Seltzer water and lemon for blood
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Or wear red Dumbass
Available in 7 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
2,192
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:45
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Actors

Leslie Uggams
Blind Al
Leslie Uggams
Stop it. - Deadpool 00:18
Stop it.
Don't make me ask twice. - Deadpool 00:13
Don't make me ask twice.
Where's Francis? - Deadpool 00:08
Where's Francis?
Where's Francis Where the fuck is Francis - Deadpool 00:08
Where's Francis Where the fuck is Francis
What do you mean, "if?" -I mean… -You lied to me. - Deadpool 01:01
What do you mean, "if?" -I mean… -You lied to...
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni. - Deadpool 00:17
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni.
You little spider monkey - Deadpool 00:05
You little spider monkey
Where... is... - Deadpool 00:05
Where... is...
Where... is... - Deadpool 00:23
Where... is...
This is confusingIs it sexist to hit you Is it more sexist to not hit youI mean the line gets real blurry - Deadpool 00:09
This is confusingIs it sexist to hit you Is it more sexist...
Tell me whereyour fucking boss is or you're gonna die! - Deadpool 00:05
Tell me whereyour fucking boss is or you're gonna die!
One more word. - Deadpool 00:06
One more word.
Gubernatorial. - Deadpool 00:50
Gubernatorial.
Nice to see you, Jared. - Deadpool 00:09
Nice to see you, Jared.
41 confirmed kills. - Deadpool 00:33
41 confirmed kills.
Now it's 89 About to be 90 - Deadpool 00:14
Now it's 89 About to be 90
I'm gonna fight you now. - Deadpool 00:08
I'm gonna fight you now.
Taxi! Hop in! Great day for a ride. And we all know how this turned out. Whoops! You weren't meant t - Deadpool 00:16
Taxi! Hop in! Great day for a ride. And we all know how this...
We're here. - Deadpool 00:08
We're here.
Sorry aboutbleeding in all your garbage. - Deadpool 00:05
Sorry aboutbleeding in all your garbage.