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Deadpool

His drink's on him

Wade Wilson:Shit. We're within 500 yards of a school, so you may wanna...Wade Wilson:His drink's on him

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Shit We're within 500 yards of a school so you may wanna
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His drink's on him
Available in 8 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
978
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:42
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Actors

Ryan Reynolds
Wade
Ryan Reynolds
Hey, what's going on? - Deadpool 00:14
Hey, what's going on?
Don't just stand there, you ape. - Deadpool 00:19
Don't just stand there, you ape.
I had a Liam Neeson nightmareI dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having itHey they've made three of those moviesAt some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent - Deadpool 00:24
I had a Liam Neeson nightmareI dreamt I kidnapped his...
I dreamt I kidnappedhis daughter and he justwasn't having it. - Deadpool 00:05
I dreamt I kidnappedhis daughter and he justwasn't...
Hey, they've made three of those movies. - Deadpool 00:11
Hey, they've made three of those movies.
Fuck! Fuck. Were you even listening back there? If we don't make it back to that Mr. Paradox asshole - Deadpool 00:29
Fuck! Fuck. Were you even listening back there? If we...
The worst part aboutcancer isn't what it does to you... - Deadpool 00:06
The worst part aboutcancer isn't what it does to you...
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you... - Deadpool 00:15
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to...
Okay Let's pro con this superhero thingPro They pull down a gaggle of assLocal dry cleaning discountsLucrative film deals both origin stories and larger ensemble team moviesCon They're all lame ass teacher's petsYou know I can hear youI wasn't talking to - Deadpool 00:25
Okay Let's pro con this superhero thingPro They pull...
Okay. Let's pro-conthis superhero thing. - Deadpool 00:06
Okay. Let's pro-conthis superhero thing.
I don't want to fight you, peanut. - Deadpool 00:15
I don't want to fight you, peanut.
Lucrative film deals,both origin stories and larger ensembleteam movies. - Deadpool 00:06
Lucrative film deals,both origin stories and larger...
You've been warned before DeadpoolThis is a shameful and reckless use of your powersYou will both be coming with usLook Colossus I don't have time for the goody two shoes bullshit right now - Deadpool 00:14
You've been warned before DeadpoolThis is a shameful...
This is a shameful andreckless use of your powers. - Deadpool 00:06
This is a shameful andreckless use of your powers.
Look, Colossus,I don't have time for the goody two-shoesbullshit right now! - Deadpool 00:06
Look, Colossus,I don't have time for the goody...
All right. - Deadpool 00:15
All right.
And you areNegasonic Teenage WarheadNegasonic Teenage What the shitThat's the coolest name ever - Deadpool 00:13
And you areNegasonic Teenage WarheadNegasonic Teenage What...
And you are Negasonic Teenage Warhead Negasonic Teenage What the shit That's the coolest name ever - Deadpool 00:13
And you are Negasonic Teenage Warhead Negasonic Teenage What...
Negasonic Teenage...What the shit? - Deadpool 00:05
Negasonic Teenage...What the shit?
Look I'm a teenage girl I'd rather be anywhere than here I'm all about long sullen silences followed by mean comments followed by more silences So what's it gonna be huh Long sullen silence or mean comment Go on You got me in a box here - Deadpool 00:21
Look I'm a teenage girl I'd rather be anywhere...