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Deadpool

Sorry aboutbleeding in all your garbage

Sorry aboutbleeding in all your garbage

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Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage
Available in 10 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:15
Uploaded
Jan 16, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Seltzer water and lemon for blood. - Deadpool 00:46
Seltzer water and lemon for blood.
Some kinds of anger can't be managed like the kind where your year long plan ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered - Deadpool 00:10
Some kinds of anger can't be managed like the kind...
Like the kind whereyour year-long plan ends with the wrong guygetting dismembered! - Deadpool 00:07
Like the kind whereyour year-long plan ends with the wrong...
That said, when it comes timeto licking wounds, there's no place like home. - Deadpool 00:07
That said, when it comes timeto licking wounds, there's...
Ah, and I share that homewith someone you've met, the old blind ladyfrom the laundromat, Al. - Deadpool 00:07
Ah, and I share that homewith someone you've met, the...
God I miss cocaine - Deadpool 00:04
God I miss cocaine
Fourth-wall breakinside a fourth-wall break. - Deadpool 00:06
Fourth-wall breakinside a fourth-wall break.
Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall breakThat's like 16 walls - Deadpool 00:07
Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall breakThat's like...
She's like Robin to my Batman except she's old and black and blindAnd I think she's in love with meWait pretty sure Robin loves Batman too - Deadpool 00:13
She's like Robin to my Batman except she's old and...
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old,and black, and blind. - Deadpool 00:07
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's...
I take it all back. - Deadpool 00:09
I take it all back.
Wait, pretty sureRobin loves Batman, too. - Deadpool 00:05
Wait, pretty sureRobin loves Batman, too.
Yeah. Bactin should do it. - Deadpool 00:06
Yeah. Bactin should do it.
How's that Kullen coming along IKEA doesn't assemble itself you knowYou're telling me I don't mind the KullenIt's an improvement on the HurdalPlease Anything's an improvement over the HurdalI'd have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the HurdalNo I didn't - Deadpool 00:28
How's that Kullen coming along IKEA doesn't...
I'd have taken an Hemnesor a Trysil over the Hurdal. - Deadpool 00:06
I'd have taken an Hemnesor a Trysil over the Hurdal.
Where are we? - Deadpool 00:06
Where are we?
I wish I never heard of Craigslist. - Deadpool 00:36
I wish I never heard of Craigslist.
Why such a douche this morningLet's recapThe cock thistle that turned me into this freakslipped through my arms todayArmCatching him was my only chance to be hot again get my super sexy ex backand prevent this shit from happening to someone elseSo yeah - Deadpool 00:22
Why such a douche this morningLet's recapThe cock...
Catching him wasmy only chance to be hot again,get my super sexy ex back... - Deadpool 00:05
Catching him wasmy only chance to be hot again,get my super...
So, yeah,today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo. - Deadpool 00:06
So, yeah,today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.