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Deadpool

Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it!

[Wastes two bullets on the corpse of a goon who shot him in the ass] Deadpool:
Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it!

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Stupid Worth it
Duration
6 seconds
Views
2,189
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:48
Uploaded
Nov 17, 2022
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Are, are you feeling grumplestiltskin 'cause it's your birthday? - Deadpool 00:12
Are, are you feeling grumplestiltskin 'cause it's...
I'm touching myself tonight. - Deadpool 00:14
I'm touching myself tonight.
You're probably thinking My boyfriend said this was a superhero moviebut that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kababWell I may be super but I'm no heroAnd yeah technically this is a murderBut some of the best love stories - Deadpool 00:28
You're probably thinking My boyfriend said this was a...
You'reprobably thinking, "My boyfriend saidthis was a superhero movie... - Deadpool 00:05
You'reprobably thinking, "My boyfriend saidthis...
“but that guy in the red suitjust turned "that other guyinto a fucking kabab!" Well, I may be super,but I'm no hero. - Deadpool 00:10
“but that guy in the red suitjust turned "that other...
And that's exactlywhat this is, a love story. - Deadpool 00:05
And that's exactlywhat this is, a love story.
I gotta take you backto long before I squeezed this assinto red spandex. - Deadpool 00:07
I gotta take you backto long before I squeezed this assinto...
Oh shit - Deadpool 00:06
Oh shit
Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive?Are you Mr. - Deadpool 00:06
Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive?Are you Mr.
Okay, uh, look,just take whatever you want. - Deadpool 00:06
Okay, uh, look,just take whatever you want.
Not out of the woods yetYou need to seriously ease up on the bedazzlingThey're jeans not a chandelierP S I'm keeping your wallet You did kinda give it to meOkay just look man can I have my Sam's cardI will shoot your fucking catI don't really know what - Deadpool 00:21
Not out of the woods yetYou need to seriously ease up on the...
What situationisn't improved by pizza? - Deadpool 00:06
What situationisn't improved by pizza?
Do you happen to know a Meghan OrfloskyGetting that right OrfloskyOrlovsky Yeah GoodBecause she knows youJeremy I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella downAnd little Meghan she's not made of money but lucky for herI got a soft spotBut - Deadpool 00:56
Do you happen to know a Meghan OrfloskyGetting that right...
Jeremy, I belongto a group of guys who take a dimeto beat a fella down. - Deadpool 00:06
Jeremy, I belongto a group of guys who take a dimeto beat a...
Though not nearly as badlyas serrated steel. - Deadpool 00:06
Though not nearly as badlyas serrated steel.
So keep awayfrom Meghan. - Deadpool 00:05
So keep awayfrom Meghan.
And you will learnin the worst of ways that I havesome hard spots too. - Deadpool 00:06
And you will learnin the worst of ways that I havesome hard...
I'm the luckiest man alive. - Deadpool 00:11
I'm the luckiest man alive.
You've heard the last of Jeremy. - Deadpool 00:07
You've heard the last of Jeremy.
Wade Wilson? - Deadpool 00:48
Wade Wilson?