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Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbreadbut at least fuckface won't heal from that
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Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread but at least fuckface won't heal...

Deadpool:Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread but at least fuckface won't heal from that

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Sure I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread
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but at least fuckface won't heal from that
Available in 8 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
580
Timestamp in Movie
01:35:39
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Yeah, yeah,I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. - Deadpool 00:06
Yeah, yeah,I'll be on the lookout for the next four...
Now, if you'll excuse me,I'm just a boy, about to standin front of a girl... - Deadpool 00:08
Now, if you'll excuse me,I'm just a boy, about to...
Well, hmm,you better figure it out. - Deadpool 00:05
Well, hmm,you better figure it out.
I live in a crackhouse With a family of 12 Every night we spoon for warmth Everybody fights for Noelle She's the fattest There's nothing that we don't share Floor space dental floss even condoms So you live in a house - Deadpool 00:29
I live in a crackhouse With a family of 12 Every night we...
Floor space, dental floss,even condoms. - Deadpool 00:06
Floor space, dental floss,even condoms.
I should have come and found you soonerBut baby the guy under this mask he ain't the same one that you rememberYou mean this maskAnd this oneIn case the other fell offAll right Yeah justLike a Band Aid just give it aOwdie 5 000Wait wait waitAre you - Deadpool 01:35
I should have come and found you soonerBut baby the guy...
But, baby,the guy under this mask, he ain't the same onethat you remember. - Deadpool 00:06
But, baby,the guy under this mask, he ain't the same...
And this one. - Deadpool 00:24
And this one.
-I think I'm hit. - Deadpool 00:11
-I think I'm hit.
Wow. - Deadpool 00:06
Wow.
You really are God's perfect idiot, aren't you? - Deadpool 00:19
You really are God's perfect idiot, aren't you?
Hey. - Deadpool 00:19
Hey.
Hey... After a brief adjustment period... and a bunch of drinks... it's a face... - Deadpool 00:14
Hey... After a brief adjustment period... and a bunch of...
Hey, why are we stopping? - Deadpool 00:16
Hey, why are we stopping?
I'm not the same underneath this suit, either. - Deadpool 00:51
I'm not the same underneath this suit, either.
You're gonna live. - Deadpool 00:17
You're gonna live.
You go be a really big brother to someoneTell Beast to stop shitting on my lawn - Deadpool 00:07
You go be a really big brother to someoneTell Beast to stop...
And you chicken noodlenothing compares to youSinéad O'Connor 1990 SorryThat's all right You're coolWhat in the assThat was not mean I'm proud of youWe will make an X Man of you yet WadeFor a second there it felt like we were three mini lion robotscoming - Deadpool 00:28
And you chicken noodlenothing compares to youSinéad...
That was not mean.I'm proud of you! - Deadpool 00:05
That was not mean.I'm proud of you!
Hold your fire! - Deadpool 00:07
Hold your fire!