So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door? Think of it like spring...
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Vanessa Carlysle:
So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?
Wade Wilson:
Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.
Vanessa Carlysle:
Sounds like you do. Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink.
Wade Wilson:
You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All the things I can live without.
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So am I supposed to just smile
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and wave you out the door
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Think of it like spring cleaning
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Only if spring was death
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God if I had a nickel for every time
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I spanked it to Bernadette Peters
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Sounds like you do
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Bernadette is not going anywhere
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because you're not going anywhere
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Drink
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You're right Cancer is only in my liver
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lungs prostate and brain
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All things I can live without
Clip duration: 24 seconds
Views: 295
Timestamp in movie: 00h 30m 24s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Comments
00:05 I'd go with you but I don't want to
00:04 I've never said this but don't swallow
00:06 Stupid Worth it
00:21 Here check it out
00:09 I didn't just get the cure to el cancer
00:07 Bad Deadpool
00:20 What if I told you we can cure your cancer
00:17 He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive...
00:23 Uh why the fancy red suit Mr Pool
00:04 I'm touching myself tonight
00:19 Here's the thing
00:04 Oh your poor wife
00:06 Finish fucking her the fuck up
00:04 Rich Corinthian leather
00:10 You may be wondering Why the red suit
00:09 If your left leg is Thanksgiving
00:22 Well I hate to break it to you
00:04 Did I leave the stove on
00:05 And that's exactly what this is a love story
00:07 Have you decided what you're gonna say to her