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Deadpool

Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable

Deadpool:
Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable

Full Transcript

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Wade Hey
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Zip it Sinead
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Hey douche pool
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And I hope you're watching
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Quite unfortunate
Duration
13 seconds
Views
1,029
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:55
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2022
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Hey douche pool And I hope you're watching Quite unfortunate That does it Oh Canada That's not good - Deadpool 00:25
Hey douche pool And I hope you're watching Quite...
Hey douche poolAnd I hope you're watchingQuite unfortunateThat does itCanadaThat's not good - Deadpool 00:25
Hey douche poolAnd I hope you're watchingQuite...
Canada! - Deadpool 00:14
Canada!
All the dinosaurs feared the T rex - Deadpool 00:04
All the dinosaurs feared the T rex
I promise this gets worse for you, big boy! - Deadpool 00:17
I promise this gets worse for you, big boy!
You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking contest - Deadpool 00:04
You ever hear of the one legged man in the ass kicking...
Do you have off switchYeah it's right next to the prostate Or is that the on switch - Deadpool 00:06
Do you have off switchYeah it's right next to the...
Let us go talk to the Professor. - Deadpool 00:16
Let us go talk to the Professor.
Stay close. - Deadpool 00:32
Stay close.
"Dead or alive,you're coming with me!" You willrecover, Wade. - Deadpool 00:06
"Dead or alive,you're coming with me!" You...
You ever see 127 Hours? - Deadpool 00:06
You ever see 127 Hours?
There's the money shot, baby. - Deadpool 00:07
There's the money shot, baby.
Are You There God It's Me Margaret - Deadpool 00:04
Are You There God It's Me Margaret
And when life ends upbreathtakingly fucked... - Deadpool 00:05
And when life ends upbreathtakingly fucked...
You can generally trace itback to one big, bad decision. - Deadpool 00:06
You can generally trace itback to one big, bad decision.
The one that sent youdown the road to Shitsburgh. - Deadpool 00:05
The one that sent youdown the road to Shitsburgh.
Mr WilsonNothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else'sYou finally hit fuck itJust promise you'll do right by meSo I can do right by someone elseOf courseAnd please don't make the super suit greenOr animated - Deadpool 00:23
Mr WilsonNothing warms my heart more than a change of...
We don't know that guy. - Deadpool 00:36
We don't know that guy.
Nothing warms my heart morethan a change of someone else's. - Deadpool 00:06
Nothing warms my heart morethan a change of someone...
You finally hit "fuck it." Just promiseyou'll do right by me. - Deadpool 00:07
You finally hit "fuck it." Just promiseyou'll...