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Wade Wilson patron saint of the pitiful What can I do for youI'd love a Blow JobOh God me tooThe drink moose knuckle But firstHey and I ain't taking any babysitting money all rightMake sure that gets

All right, Kahlua, Bailey's and whipped cream. I give you a Blow Job. Why do you make me...

Deadpool • 2016

Weasel:
Wade Wilson, patron saint of the pitiful. What can I do for you?Deadpool:I'd love to get a Blow Job.Weasel:Oh, God, me too.Deadpool:The drink, moose knuckle, But first...Weasel:All right, Kahlua, Bailey's and whipped cream. I give you a Blow Job. Why do you make me make that?

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Wade Wilson patron saint of the pitiful What can I do for you

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I'd love a Blow Job

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Oh God me too

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The drink moose knuckle But first

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Hey and I ain't taking any babysitting money all right

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Make sure that gets back to Ms

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أهلا بكم في حانة الاخت مارغريت أنه معرض للمرتزقة الذي يريدون عملا

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يمكن اعتبارنا مثل جنيات أسنان سيئه لكننا نضرب الأشخاص لكي تخرج اسنانهم ثم نأخذ المال أيضا

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من الافضل أن تأمل أن لا نرى اسمك على بطاقة ذهبية باك ليفيلد

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مرحبا يا ويد ويد ويلسون قديس المساكين

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হ ই ওয় ড ওয় ড উইলসন অসহ য় র সহ য়

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ক করত প র ত র জন য ব ড় ট চ ষ দ ল ভ ল ল গত

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ওহ আম রও চ ই ড র কস দ

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হ ই আম ব চ চ স মল ন র ট ক ন ব ন এই ট ক য ন অরল ভস ক ক দ ব

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Je veux pas de l'argent de baby sittings rends ça à mademoiselle

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T'es sûr

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Pour un mercenaire tu as du cœur Je suis sûr que tu as laissé le gamin

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Il est pas méchant Un peu de harcèlement J'étais pire voyageant dans des pays exotiques

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Wade Wilson Patron der Erbärmlichen Was willst du

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Einen Blowjob

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Oh Gott den hätte ich auch gern

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Den Drink du Idiot Aber zuerst

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Ich nehme kein Babysitting Geld

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Gib das Miss

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व ड व ल सन द न ह न क मस ह क य कर सकत ह

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म एक ब ल ज ब च ह ग

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अर य र म भ

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प य क ब त कर रह ह क त त क द म पर पहल

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ग र ट ज र म

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ऐ और म आय क व तन नह ल न व ल

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यह व पस पह च द न स श र

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Aku hanya orang jahat yang dibayar untuk mengacaukan orang yang lebih jahat

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Selamat Datang di Sister Margaret's Ini seperti bursa kerja untuk tentara bayaran

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Pikirkan kita seperti mengacaukan peri gigi kecuali kita rontokkan giginya dan ambil uangnya

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Kau berdoalah agar kami tidak pernah melihat namamu pada kartu emas Buck Liefeld

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Oh Dios yo también La bebida con espuma pero antes

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Oye no acepto dinero por cuidar niños asegúrate de devolverle esto a la señora Orlovsky

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Seguro Mhmm

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Para ser un mercenario eres bastante amable Apuesto que se la pusiste fácil al chico

Available in 8 languages

Duration

16 seconds

Views

1,450

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:59

Uploaded

Jan 31, 2026

Genres

Production

20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Actors

Weasel

Wade