Wade Wilson, patron saint of the pitiful. What can I do for you? I'd love to get a Blow...
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Weasel:
Wade Wilson, patron saint of the pitiful. What can I do for you?
Deadpool:
I'd love to get a Blow Job.
Weasel:
Oh, God, me too.
Deadpool:
The drink, moose knuckle, But first...
Weasel:
All right, Kahlua, Bailey's and whipped cream. I give you a Blow Job. Why do you make me make that?
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Wade Wilson patron saint of the pitiful
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What can I do for you
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I'd love a Blow Job
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Oh God me too
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The drink moose knuckle But first
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Hey and I ain't taking any babysitting money all right
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Make sure that gets back to Ms
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Orlovsky
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Yeah her
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You sure Hmm
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You know for a merc you're pretty warm blooded
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I bet you let the kid off easy too
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Oh he's not a bad kid Weas
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Just a little light stalking
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I was way worse than him when I was his age
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I was traveling to exotic places
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Baghdad Mogadishu Jacksonville
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meeting new and exciting people And then uh
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 272
Timestamp in movie: 00h 17m 59s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
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Actors
00:37 Merchandise Huh
00:12 I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve
00:06 Oh shit
00:20 A hush falls over the crowd
00:09 This is confusing
00:25 Hey douche pool
00:13 Superhero landing
00:15 I presume a crisp high five
00:03 I need all the guns
00:08 If I never see you again
00:20 Oh my God I haven't seen you since
00:23 Mr Wilson
00:17 I was traveling to exotic places
00:29 And you chicken noodle
00:21 Not out of the woods yet
00:32 My romantic rival Bandhu He's tied up in the trunk
00:28 No my slender brown friend Love is a beautiful thing
00:08 Seltzer water and lemon for blood
00:13 She's like Robin to my Batman
00:14 You ate breakfast yes