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What if I just held on and never let go Just ride a bitch's back like Yoda on Luke Oh Star Wars jokes Empire Jesus Christ It's like I made you in a computer

Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer

Deadpool • 2016

Wade Wilson:What if I just held on and never let go?Vanessa Carlysle:Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke.Wade Wilson:Oh, Star Wars jokes.Vanessa Carlysle:Empire.Wade Wilson:Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer

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What if I just held on and never let go

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Just ride a bitch's back like Yoda on Luke

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Oh Star Wars jokes

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Empire

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Jesus Christ

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It's like I made you in a computer

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Et si je m'accrochais sans jamais lâcher

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Tu n'as qu'à être comme Yoda sur Luke

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Blagues de Star Wars

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Empire

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Bon sang On croirait que je t'ai créée à l'ordinateur

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अगर त म ह य थ मकर रख और कभ न छ ड

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एक छब ल क गल पड रह ज स य ड ल य क क पड थ

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स ट र व र स क उपम ए

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ए प यर क

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ह य र म लगत ह म न म न त म ह स गमरमर पर तर श ह

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Bagaimana jika kupeluk dan takkan kulepaskan

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Tunggangi punggung wanita seperti Yoda di atas Luke

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Lelucon Star Wars

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Empire

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Astaga Seolah olah aku membuatmu di komputer

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А если бы я вечно тебя к себе прижимал

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Сядь девке на спину как Йода на Люка

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Шуточки из Звездных войн

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Империя

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Боже будто я на компьютере тебя сконструировал

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Y si me quedo aquí y no te suelto nunca

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Pegado a mi espalda como Yoda sobre Luke

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Chistes de Star Wars

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De El imperio contraataca

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Cielos es como si te hubiera diseñado por computadora

Available in 8 languages

Duration

16 seconds

Views

2,779

Timestamp in Movie

00:26:05

Uploaded

Dec 14, 2025

Genres

Production

20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.