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What you thinkin' 'bout? Get the fuck off of me! Almost done. Almost done what? Getting my...

What you thinkin' 'bout? Get the fuck off of me! Almost done. Almost done what? Getting my knife out of your buttocks,pervert! Fuck! Get your mind out of my pants! I'm telling Blake. New rules. I talk now. -That's gonna be very hard on the audience.-Shut the fuck up! Let me fuckin' think. Now we gotta get back to Paradox, right? Right? -Am I allowed to speak now or…-Just nod, asshole. Right. Then we find the others that poor kid, Johnnywas talking about before you got him killed! "Poor kid." He's like fifty! Yeah, if there's a chance they knowhow to get out of here, we find 'em. And make those TVA fuckers fix my shitlike you fucking promised! I smell quest. I smell food

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What you thinkin' 'bout
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Get the fuck off of me
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Almost done
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Almost done what
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Getting my knife out of your buttocks pervert
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Fuck
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Get your mind out of my pants
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I'm telling Blake
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New rules
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I talk now
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That's gonna be very hard on the audience Shut the fuck up
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Let me fuckin' think
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Now we gotta get back to Paradox right
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Right
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Am I allowed to speak now or Just nod asshole
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Right
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Then we find the others that poor kid Johnny was talking about before you got him killed
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Poor kid He's like fifty
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Yeah if there's a chance they know how to get out of here we find 'em
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And make those TVA fuckers fix my shit like you fucking promised
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I smell quest
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I smell food
Available in 2 languages
Duration
50 seconds
Views
75
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:13
Uploaded
Mar 18, 2026
Genres
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.