Why such a douche this morning? the cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped...
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Blind Al:
Why such a douche this morning?
Wade Wilson:
Let's recap: the cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today... arm... Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back and prevent this shit from happening to someone else, so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
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Why such a douche this morning
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Let's recap
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The cock thistle that turned me into this freak
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slipped through my arms today
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Arm
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Catching him was my only chance
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to be hot again get my super sexy ex back
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and prevent this shit from happening to someone else
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So yeah today was about as much fun
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as a sandpaper dildo
Clip duration: 22 seconds
Views: 166
Timestamp in movie: 01h 06m 41s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
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00:07 You go be a really big brother to someone
00:04 Have you seen this man
00:07 Mr Wilson
00:25 Listen Al
00:11 Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up
00:13 Happy Valentine's Day
00:21 Look I'm a teenage girl
00:36 You heard me
00:14 Vanessa's already working on Plan A B
00:04 Look away child
00:06 Fine I only have 12 bullets
00:14 You've been warned before Deadpool
00:08 What is that That's the shit emoji
00:28 How's that Kullen coming along
00:14 Hey coming onto our stage right now
00:03 Cue the music
00:05 I bet it feels huge in this hand
00:04 Are You There God It's Me Margaret
00:29 There are no words
00:34 Listen we both know that cancer is a shit show