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Why such a douche this morning
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Why such a douche this morning? the cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped...

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Blind Al: Why such a douche this morning? Wade Wilson: Let's recap: the cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today... arm... Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back and prevent this shit from happening to someone else, so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.


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Why such a douche this morning
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Let's recap
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The cock thistle that turned me into this freak
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slipped through my arms today
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Arm
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Catching him was my only chance
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to be hot again get my super sexy ex back
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and prevent this shit from happening to someone else
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So yeah today was about as much fun
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as a sandpaper dildo

Clip duration: 22 seconds
Views: 166
Timestamp in movie: 01h 06m 41s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.


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