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Deadpool

You don't want to kill me. I'm the only onewho can fix your ugly mug

You don't want to kill me. I'm the only onewho can fix your ugly mug

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You don't want to kill me
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I'm the only one who can fix your ugly mug
Available in 4 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
375
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:05
Uploaded
Jan 31, 2026
Genres
action, comedy
Production
20th Century Fox,The Donners' Company,Genre Films,Marvel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Everybody knows. - Deadpool 00:12
Everybody knows.
You said, "Logan was a hero." What happened? - Deadpool 00:45
You said, "Logan was a hero." What happened?
I didn't just getthe cure to el cancer... - Deadpool 00:05
I didn't just getthe cure to el cancer...
I didn't just get the cure to el cáncer... - Deadpool 00:10
I didn't just get the cure to el cáncer...
But there was only one thing... - Deadpool 00:06
But there was only one thing...
Oh, that must hurt. - Deadpool 00:08
Oh, that must hurt.
God, he's so fucking gnarly. - Deadpool 00:11
God, he's so fucking gnarly.
No way. - Deadpool 00:05
No way.
I'm a monster inside and out.I belong in a fucking circus. - Deadpool 00:05
I'm a monster inside and out.I belong in a fucking...
Do you like what you seeNoYou look like an avocado had sex with an older more disgusting avocadoYeahNot gently Like it was hate fuckingThere was something wrong with the relationshipand that was the only catharsis that they could find without violenceAnd - Deadpool 00:40
Do you like what you seeNoYou look like an avocado had sex...
And that wasthe only catharsis that they could findwithout violence. - Deadpool 00:06
And that wasthe only catharsis that they could findwithout...
Because you looklike Freddy Krueger face-fuckeda topographical map of Utah. - Deadpool 00:06
Because you looklike Freddy Krueger face-fuckeda...
Here's what I'm actually gonna doI'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francisforce him to fix this then put a bullet in his skulland fuck the brain holeI don't wanna see that or think of it againBut the douchebag does think you're dead - Deadpool 00:37
Here's what I'm actually gonna doI'm gonna...
I don't wanna see thator think of it again. - Deadpool 00:05
I don't wanna see thator think of it again.
No, no, no. - Deadpool 00:42
No, no, no.
Or Scaredevil,Mr. - Deadpool 00:05
Or Scaredevil,Mr.
Oh shit What I put all my money on you and now I just realized I'm never gonna win the uh Dead pool Captain Deadpool No just Just Deadpool yeah Just Deadpool To you Mr Pool Deadpool That sounds like a fucking franchise - Deadpool 00:26
Oh shit What I put all my money on you and now I just...
I put all my money on you and nowI just realized I'm never gonna win theDead poolCaptain DeadpoolNo justJust Deadpool yeah Just DeadpoolTo you Mr PoolDeadpool That sounds like a fucking franchise - Deadpool 00:22
I put all my money on you and nowI just realized I'm...
Captain Deadpool. - Deadpool 00:14
Captain Deadpool.
-Jesus. -No! - Deadpool 00:13
-Jesus. -No!