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You'll get 'em next time, pal. And look,you can always go back to superhero-ing. I mean,I know I'd like to see you back in the suit. I don't keep it in my lockerso that I can wear it. I keep it in my locker in casewe need to saddle up again. Hey, hey, hey. What?What is that doing in there? I'm done. I'm done. And I'm fine with being done. Look, is sales the best match? Probably not. Is this the life thatI always imagined for myself? Fuck no. But this is the right fit for me,Sugar Bear, it is. Okay, Mr. Wilson. I'm just saying, once a month,we could go on a little mission. We're human beings. We crave purpose. After all, we're Deadpool. Please stop saying that. We're not Deadpool.I'm not even Deadpool anymore. Well, if you're gonna have a midlife crisis,go big. A few years ago… a friend of mine got his nipples piercedwith a titanium chain… that goes downand attaches to his Van Johnson
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You'll get 'em next time pal
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And look you can always go back to superhero ing
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I mean I know I'd like to see you back in the suit
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I don't keep it in my locker so that I can wear it
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I keep it in my locker in case we need to saddle up again
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Hey hey hey What What is that doing in there
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I'm done
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I'm done
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And I'm fine with being done
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Look is sales the best match
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Probably not
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Is this the life that I always imagined for myself Fuck no
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But this is the right fit for me Sugar Bear it is
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Okay Mr Wilson
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I'm just saying once a month we could go on a little mission
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We're human beings We crave purpose
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After all we're Deadpool
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Please stop saying that We're not Deadpool I'm not even Deadpool anymore
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Well if you're gonna have a midlife crisis go big
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A few years ago
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a friend of mine got his nipples pierced with a titanium chain
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that goes down and attaches to his Van Johnson
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Movie Summary
A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
