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Al. I'm back

Deadpool & Wolverine

Al. I'm back. About damn time. You holdin'?I'm all outta devil's dandruff, and I'm shaking...

Deadpool & Wolverine • 2024

Al. I'm back. About damn time. You holdin'?I'm all outta devil's dandruff, and I'm shaking like an angry vibrator. Thank you, Al. We have company. Althea, this is... This is Logan. - Nice to meet you, Logan.- Nice to meet you, too. And this little ancient anal shit-knotis Mary Puppins. Or as I like to call her, Dogpool. You want to treat yourselfto a little stroke? - Get the tongue. There it is.- Oh, my God! Motherfucker! Right? It's like an armadillofucked a gremlin, angrily, - in a bed of gonorrhea...- Wow. and didn't stop till the sun came up. Everyone wants to matter. Turns out that you don't needto be Marvel Jesus to do it. You just need to openyour eyes and look around. And if you're lucky, you'll find a few friends. Old friends, and some new ones too

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Al I'm back

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About damn time

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You holdin' I'm all outta devil's dandruff

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and I'm shaking like an angry vibrator

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Thank you Al We have company

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Althea this is

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This is Logan

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Nice to meet you Logan Nice to meet you too

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And this little ancient anal shit knot is Mary Puppins

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Or as I like to call her Dogpool

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You want to treat yourself to a little stroke

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Get the tongue There it is Oh my God Motherfucker

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Right It's like an armadillo fucked a gremlin angrily

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in a bed of gonorrhea Wow

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and didn't stop till the sun came up

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Everyone wants to matter

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Turns out that you don't need to be Marvel Jesus to do it

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You just need to open your eyes and look around

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And if you're lucky

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you'll find a few friends

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Old friends

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and some new ones too

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أل لقد عدت

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حان الوقت لذلك

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هل جلبت الممنوعات

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نفدت لدي بالكامل

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وأرتجف بالكامل شكرا أل

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لدينا رفقة

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ألثيا هذا

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هذا لوغن

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تشرفت بمعرفتك لوغن

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الشرف لي

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وهذه الصغيرة الشعثاء هي ماري بابنز

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أو كما أحب تسميتها دوغبول

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أتريدين مداعبتها قليلا

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المسي لسانها ها هو يا للهول تبا

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أليس كذلك تبدو كأن حيوانا مدرعا عاشر عفريتا بسخط

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في سرير من السيلان

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يا للعجب ولم يتوقفا حتى شروق الشمس

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يريد الجميع أن يكون ذا أهمية

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تبين أنه لا داعي لأن تكون منقذ مارفل لكي تفعل ذلك

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عليك أن تفتح عينيك وحسب وتنظر من حولك

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وإن حالفك الحظ

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ستجد بعض الأصدقاء

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أصدقاء قدامى

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وبعض الأصدقاء الجدد أيضا

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উলভ র ন স আম র ব শ ব র একজন ন য ক

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ত ম আম ক য ক ভ ব আপন ভ ল ল ক প য ছ ন

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আপন সবসময ছ ল ভ ল ল ক 'ত ম ন হওয পর যন ত

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ওয ড

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ওয ড আপন প র ন অবশ ষ অবশ ষ ব য প র

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Ал прибрах се

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Крайно време беше

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Носиш ли

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Свърших дяволския пърхот

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и се треса като бесен вибратор Благодаря Ал

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Имаме гости

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Алтея това е

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Това е Логан

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Приятно ми е

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На мен също

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А тази рунтава лайняна бомбичка е Мери Песинс

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Или както я наричам аз Песпул

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Искаш ли да умреш от кеф

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Пипни й езика Леле мамка му

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Нали Все едно броненосец е чукал ядно гном

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в легло от гонорея

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без почивка чак до сутринта

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Всеки иска да е значим

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Даже не е нужно да си Исус Марвелски

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Стига да отвориш очи и да се огледаш

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С малко късмет

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ще откриеш шепа приятели

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Стари другари

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както и някои нови

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雅爾我返嚟喇

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終於返到

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你抱住咩

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我冇晒魔鬼頭皮

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我吊癮震到似強力自慰棒多謝雅爾

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屋企有客人

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雅菲亞這位是

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這是盧根

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幸會盧根

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我都幸會

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這隻核突老狗叫瑪莉犬萍

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或我喜歡叫她狗侍

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你想摸吓嗎

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摸條脷天啊撞鬼

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正呢似犰狳怒扑一隻小魔怪

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成床淋毒

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哇扑到日出先停

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人人都希望自己有貢獻

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原來不需要做 Marvel 耶穌先做到

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你只需張開眼望望四周

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如果夠好彩

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你會找到幾位朋友

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有些是老朋友

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也有些是新朋友

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Al vratio sam se

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Bilo je i vrijeme kvragu

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Imaš ga

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Nestalo mi je đavolje peruti

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i tresem se kao bijesan vibrator Hvala ti Al

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Nismo sami

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Althea ovo je

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Ovo je Logan

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Drago mi je Logane

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Drago je i meni

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A ovaj mali prastari čmarni ugruščić je Mary Puppins

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Ili kako je radije zovem Dogpool

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Bi li se počastila maženjem

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Po jeziku Eto ga Bože moj Pička ti materina

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Zar ne Kao da se ljuskavac jebao s gremlinom bijesno

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u krevetu gonoreje

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Opa I nisu prestali do svitanja

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Svatko hoće imati značaj

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Ispostavlja se da za to ne treba biti Marvelov Isus

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Samo treba otvoriti oči i pogledati oko sebe

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A ako vam se posreći

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naći ćete poneke prijatelje

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Stare prijatelje

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a i neke nove

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Al Jsem zpátky

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To je dost že jdeš

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Máš koks

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Došel mi cukr moučka

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a klepu se jako vzteklej vibrátor Díky Al

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Máme společnost

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Altheo tohle je

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Tohle je Logan

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Moc mě těší

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I mě moc těší

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A tahle nechutná prdelinda je Mary Puppins

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Ale já jí říkám Dogpool

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Chtěla by sis ji pohladit

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Zkus jazyk Tady Proboha To mě poser

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Viď Jako kdyby pásovec mrdal gremlina Se záští

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V pelíšku kapavky

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a nepřestal dokud slunce nevyšlo

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Nikdo nechce bejt jen k smíchu

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A nemusí bejt ani Ježíš Marvelu

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Stačí otevřít oči a rozhlídnout se

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A když máte kliku

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máte pár přátel

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Starejch

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a pár novejch

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Al så er jeg hjemme Det var sgu på tide

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Jeg er løbet tør for djævledrys og ryster som en arrig vibrator

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Så Al vi har gæster Althea det er Logan

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Godt at møde dig I lige måde

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Og tarmbylden her hedder Hunni Boel men jeg kalder hende Dogpool

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Har du lyst til at ae hende

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Føl hendes tunge Fy for helvede

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Som hvis et bæltedyr havde kneppet en gremlin i vrede

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i en pøl af gonorre lige til den årle morgen

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Alle vil gerne betyde noget

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Og det behøver man ikke være Marvel Jesus for at gøre

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Man skal bare åbne øjnene og se sig omkring

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Og er man heldig får man øje på sine venner

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Gamle venner såvel som nye

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Al ik ben terug

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Dat werd godverdomme tijd

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Heb je iets bij je Ik heb geen duivelssnuif meer

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en ik sta te shaken als een vibrator Dank je Al

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We hebben bezoek

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Althea dit is

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Dit is Logan

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Leuk je te ontmoeten

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Insgelijks

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En deze kleine drol is Mary Puppins

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Maar ik noem haar Dogpool

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Wil je soms even aaien

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Over de tong Goed zo Godskolere

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Het is net of een gordeldier een gremlin geneukt heeft woest

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in een bed vol gonorroe

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en het hield pas op toen de zon opkwam

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Iedereen wil ertoe doen

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En daarvoor hoef je geen Marvel Jezus te zijn

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Je hoeft alleen maar om je heen te kijken

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En als je mazzel hebt

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vind je wat vrienden

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Oude vrienden

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en ook wat nieuwe vrienden

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Al Ma olen tagasi

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Oli ka aeg

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Kas sul on midagi

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Mul on saatana kõõm otsas

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ja ma värisen nagu vihane vibraator Aitäh Al

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Meil on külaline

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Althea see on

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See on Logan

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Tore sinuga kohtuda Logan

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Samad sõnad

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Ja see väike iidne hemorroid on Mary Puppins

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Või nagu mulle meeldib teda kutsuda Dogpool

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Kas tahad pisut silitada

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Katsu keelt Siin see on Mu jumal Sitapea

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Eks ole Nagu oleks vöölane keppinud paharetti vihaselt

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gonorröad täis voodis

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Vau ja põrutanud päikesetõusuni

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Kõik tahavad olulised olla

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Selgub et selleks ei pea Marveli Jeesus olema

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Pead vaid silmad avama ja ringi vaatama

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Ja kui sul veab

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leiad mõned sõbrad

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Vanad sõbrad

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ja mõned uued ka

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Al Tulin kotiin

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Jo oli aikakin hemmetti

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Onko sinulla kamaa

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Kokkeli on ihan loppu

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Ja tärisen kuin äksy vibraattori Kiitos Al

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Meillä on vieras

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Althea tässä on

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Tässä on Logan

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Hauska tavata Logan

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Samat sanat

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Ja tämä vanha paskoja on Mary Puppins

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Tai niin kuin minä sitä kutsun Dogpool

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Haluaisitko silittää sitä

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Kielestä Siinä se on Voi jessus Jumalauta

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Eikö vain Ihan kuin vyötiäinen olisi pannut menninkäistä raivoissaan

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tippuripatjalla

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Vautsi auringonnousuun saakka

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Jokainen haluaa merkityksellisen elämän

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Kävi ilmi ettei sitä varten tarvitse olla Marvelin Jeesus

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Riittää että avaa silmänsä ja katsoo ympärilleen

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Ja jos on onnekas

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löytää muutaman ystävän

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Vanhoja ystäviä

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ja joitain uusiakin

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Al Je suis de retour

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Il était temps

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Tu as quelque chose

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Je n'ai plus une miette de farine du diable

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et je tremble comme un vibrateur Merci Al

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On a de la visite

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Althea voici

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Voici Logan

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Enchantée Logan

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Moi aussi

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Et cette jolie boule de poils de cul c'est Mary Poupette

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Mais je l'appelle DogPool

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Tu veux la flatter

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Une lichette Voilà Mon Dieu Connard

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On dirait un tatou qui a baisé un Gremlin sauvagement

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dans un lit de gonorrhée

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Ouah Jusqu'au petit matin

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Tout le monde veut se sentir utile

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Pas besoin d'être Jésus Marvel pour y arriver

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Il suffit d'ouvrir les yeux sur le monde qui nous entoure

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Avec un peu de chance

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on y trouvera des amis

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De vieux amis

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et des nouveaux aussi

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Al ich bin wieder da

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Wurde auch Zeit

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Hast du Stoff

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Die Teufelsschuppen sind aus

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Ich zittere wie ein wütender Vibrator Danke Al

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Wir haben Besuch

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Althea das ist

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Das ist Logan

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Freut mich Logan

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Ganz meinerseits

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Und dieser krampfadrige Analknoten ist Mary Puppins

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Oder wie ich sie nenne Dogpool

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Willst du 'ne Streicheleinheit

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Fühl mal ihre Zunge Da Oh mein Gott

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Oder Als hätt ein Gürteltier einen Gremlin gefickt Im Zorn

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Im Bett mit Tripper

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Rammelschlacht bis Mitternacht

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Jeder möchte von Bedeutung sein

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Dafür muss man nicht Marvel Jesus sein

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Man muss nur die Augen aufmachen

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Und wenn man Glück hat

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findet man ein paar Freunde

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Alte Freunde

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und auch ein paar neue

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Αλ Γύρισα

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Καιρός ήταν

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Έχεις κοκό

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Ξέμεινα από πιτυρίδα του διαβόλου

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και τρέμω σαν θυμωμένος δονητής Ευχαριστώ Αλ

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Έχουμε παρέα

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Αλθαία από εδώ

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Από εδώ ο Λόγκαν

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Χαίρω πολύ Λόγκαν

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Κι εγώ χαίρομαι

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Κι αυτή η σκατόφατσα είναι η Μαίρη Πάπινς

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Ή όπως μ' αρέσει να τη λέω Σκύλος Πουλ

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Θέλεις να χαρείς χάιδεμα

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Πιάσε τη γλώσσα Θεέ μου Γαμώτο μου

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Είναι σαν ένας αρμαντίλο να γάμησε ένα γκρέμλιν θυμωμένα

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σε ένα στρώμα γονόρροιας

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και δεν σταμάτησε μέχρι που βγήκε ο ήλιος

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Όλοι θέλουν να μετράνε

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Δεν χρειάζεται να είσαι ο Μάρβελ Τζίζους

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Μόνο ν' ανοίξεις τα μάτια σου και να δεις

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Κι αν είσαι τυχερός

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θα βρεις μερικούς φίλους

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Παλιούς φίλους

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και νέους επίσης

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אל חזרתי

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הגיע הזמן

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יש עליך משהו

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נגמרו לי קשקשי השטן

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ואני רועדת כמו ויברטור כועס תודה אל

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יש לנו אורחים

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אלתיאה זה

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זה לוגאן

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נעים להכיר לוגאן

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גם אותך

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וגוש החרא הקטן והעתיק הזה היא גורי פופינס

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או כמו שאני אוהב לקרוא לה דוגפול

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רוצה להתפנק בליטוף

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בלשון הנה אלוהים בן זונה

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נכון זה כאילו ארמדיל זיין גרמלין בכעס

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במיטה של זיבה

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וואו ולא הפסיק עד עלות השחר

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כולם רוצים לשנות

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מתברר שלא צריך להיות ישו של מארוול בשביל זה

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רק צריך לפקוח את העיניים ולהסתכל סביב

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ואם יתמזל מזלכם

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תמצאו כמה חברים

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חברים ותיקים

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וגם כמה חדשים

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You want to be an annoying prick

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You're gonna die you idiot

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Hey you don't need to do this

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I'm not doing it because I need it

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I'm doing it because they do

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I'm gonna take you there

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Al Megjöttem

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Mi tartott eddig

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Hoztál Elfogyott a kókuszreszelék és rezgek mint egy túlpörgött vibrátor

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Köszi Al Hoztam valakit

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Althea ő itt

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Ő itt Logan

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Nagyon örülök Logan Én is örülök

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Ez a pöcsöm csücske szarcsimbók meg Blöki Lively

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Vagy ahogy én hívom Dogpool

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Van kedved megsimogatni

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Nyelves simi Tessék Jézusom Aztakurva

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Ugye Ez lesz ha egy kobold megkúr egy tatut Durván

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trippervetette ágyon és napkeltéig abba sem hagyják

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Mindenki fontos akar lenni

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És ez nem csak a Marvel Jézusnak sikerülhet

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Elég ha nyitott szemmel járunk a világban

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És aki szerencsés

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barátokra lel közben

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Régiekre

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és néhány újra is

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Al ég er kominn heim

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Kominn tími til

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Áttu eitthvað

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Djöflaflasan kláraðist

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og ég skelf eins og reiður titrari Takk Al

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Við fengum gest

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Althea þetta er

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Þetta er Logan

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Gaman að kynnast þér Sömuleiðis

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Þessi forni skítaklepraköggull er Mary Hvolpins

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Eða Hundpool eins og ég kalla hana

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Viltu njóta stroku

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Fáðu tunguna Guð minn góður Djöfullinn

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Eins og beltisdýr hafi riðið gremlin reiðilega

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í lekandabæli

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alveg fram að sólarupprás

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Allir vilja skipta máli

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Þú þarft ekki að vera Marvel Jesús til þess

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Opnaðu bara augun og líttu í kringum þig

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Ef þú ert heppinn

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sérðu nokkra vini

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Gamla vini

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og nýja vini að auki

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Wolverine

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Dia pahlawan di duniaku

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Siapapun kau pikir aku ini kau salah orang

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Kau selalu menjadi orang yang salah

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Sampai kau tidak lagi

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Wade

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Wade kamu akhirnya bisa

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menjadi

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Sono tornato

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Era ora cazzo

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Hai la roba

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Ho finito la forfora del diavolo

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e tremo come un vibratore arrabbiato Grazie Al

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Abbiamo ospiti

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Althea lui è

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Lui è Logan

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È un vero piacere Logan

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Piacere mio

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E questo fecaloma è Mary Puppins

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O come la chiamo io Dogpool

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Vuoi concederti una carezzina

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Tocca la lingua Brava Figlio di puttana

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Vero È come se un armadillo si fosse scopato un gremlin a sangue

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in un letto di gonorrea

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Wow senza fermarsi fino all'alba

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Tutti vogliono essere importanti

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E non serve essere il Gesù della Marvel per diventarlo

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Basta aprire gli occhi e guardarsi intorno

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E se sei fortunato

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Troverai degli amici

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Vecchi amici

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e qualche nuovo amico

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アルただいま

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遅かったね

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ヤクある

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ヤクが切れて手が震えるんだよ

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アルお客さんだ

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紹介するよ

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ローガンだ

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よろしくローガン

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よろしく

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この小さいのはメリーパピンズ

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別名ドッグプール

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なでてみる

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ベロを

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気持ち悪い

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アルマジロがグレムリンとファックし

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朝までヤりまくったみたいな感じ

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世界の役に立つには

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マーベルの神になる必要はない

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周りを見るだけでいい

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運がよければそこに友達がいる

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古い友達に

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新しい友達も

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알 나 왔어

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빨리도 온다

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약 가져왔어

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'악마의 비듬' 떨어져서

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성난 바이브레이터처럼 떨려 고마워 알

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손님 있어

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알시아 이쪽은

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이쪽은 로건이야

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반가워 로건

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나도 반가워요

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이 쭈글탱이 똥쟁이는 메리 퍼핀스

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도그풀이라고 불러주면 좋고

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한번 만져볼래

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혀 만져봐

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어머나 쌍놈의 것

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아마딜로가 그렘린이랑 떡쳐서 낳은 애 같지

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임질 득실대는 침대에서

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해 뜰 때까지 미친듯이 해서

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누구나 중요한 사람이 되길 원하지만

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마블의 예수가 아니어도 가능한 일이더라고

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그저 눈을 크게 뜨고 주위를 둘러보면 돼

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운이 좋다면

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친구들 몇 명이 보일지도 몰라

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오랜 친구들

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그리고 새로운 친구들도

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Ela Esmu atpakaļ

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Īstajā laikā

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Tev ir ko iešņaukt

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Man beidzies kokaīns

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un es trīcu kā dusmīgs vibrators Paldies Ela

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Mums ir ciemiņš

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Eltīja šis ir

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Šis ir Logans

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Priecājos iepazīties Logan

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Es arī priecājos

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Un šis mazais anālais sūda kamoliņš ir Mērija Popinsa

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Man patīk viņu saukt par Suņpūlu

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Vēlies viņu paglaudīt

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Patausti mēli Te tā ir Ak mans Dievs Draņķis

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Vai ne It kā bruņnesis būtu kārtīgi izdrāzis gremlinu

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gonorejas pārņemtā gultā

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Oho un nebūtu apstājies līdz saulrietam

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Ikviens vēlas būt nozīmīgs

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Izrādās lai to izdarītu nav jābūt Marvel Jēzum

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Vienkārši jāatver acis un jāpaskatās apkārt

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Ja paveiksies

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atradīsiet draugus

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Vecus draugus

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un dažus jaunus

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Al Aš grįžau

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Pačiu laiku

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Kaip tu

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Man baigėsi tas velnio sniegas

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ir aš virpu kaip piktas vibratorius Ačiū Al

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Turim svečią

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Altėja čia

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Čia Loganas

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Malonu susipažinti Loganai

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Ir man malonu

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O šis senų šūdų gumuliukas vardu Merė Pupins

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Dar aš ją vadinu Dogpul

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Paliesk koks švelnus kailiukas

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Ir liežuviukas O Dieve Eina šikt

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Lyg šarvuotis piktai dulkino gremliną

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gonorėjos pilnoje lovoje

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nesiliovė iki pat aušros

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Visi nori būti svarbūs

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Pasirodo tam neprivalai tapt Marvel Jėzumi

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Pakanka tiesiog atsimerkti ir apsidairyti

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Ir jei pasiseks

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pamatysi kelis draugus

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Senus draugus

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ir kelis naujus

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Al Jeg er tilbake

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Virkelig på tide

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Har du dop på deg

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Jeg er tom for djevelflass

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og jeg rister som en sint vibrator Takk Al

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Vi har selskap

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Althea dette er

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Dette er Logan

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Hyggelig å møte deg

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Hyggelig å møte deg også

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Og denne gamle anale dritt knuten er Mary Puppins

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Eller som jeg gjerne kaller henne Dogpool

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Vil du kose deg med et lite klapp

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Kjenn på tunga Der er den Herregud Faen

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Ikke sant Som om et beltedyr knullet en gremlin sint

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i ei seng med gonoré

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Jøss og ikke sluttet før soloppgang

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Alle ønsker å telle

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Du trenger ikke være en Marvel Jesus for å gjøre det

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Bare åpne øynene og se deg rundt

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Og er du heldig

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finner du noen venner

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Gamle venner

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og noen nye

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Al wróciłem

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Nareszcie

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Masz coś

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Biała dama mi wyszła

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i trzęsę się jak wibrator Dzięki Al

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Mamy gości

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Althea to jest

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Logan

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Miło poznać

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Wzajemnie

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A ten zawszony kołtun to Mary Puppins

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Mówię na nią Dogpool

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Chcesz sobie potarmosić

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Uwaga na język Ja pieprzę

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Jakby mrówkojad wyruchał gremlina

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a potem coś wysrał

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podczas epickiej sraczki

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Każdy chce zaistnieć

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Wcale nie trzeba być Zbawicielem Marvela

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Wystarczy uważnie patrzeć dookoła

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Można wtedy

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trafić na przyjaciół

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Odnaleźć starych

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i zyskać nowych

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Al voltei

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Não era sem tempo

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Tens produto

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Acabou se me a caspa do diabo

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e tremo que nem um vibrador zangado Obrigado

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Temos companhia

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Althea este é

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É o Logan

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Muito prazer Logan

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Igualmente

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E este velho nozinho de merda anal é a Mary Puppins

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Ou como gosto de lhe chamar Dogpool

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Queres fazer lhe uma festa

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Na língua Isso Credo Foda se

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Parece o resultado da foda raivosa de um armadilho com um gremlin

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num leito de gonorreia

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até ao nascer do Sol

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Toda a gente quer ser relevante

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Mas não é preciso ser se o Jesus da Marvel para isso

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Basta abrir os olhos e olhar à volta

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E com sorte

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encontraremos alguns amigos

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Velhos amigos

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e também alguns novos

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Al som späť

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No bolo načase

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Máš niečo

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Už mi došla posýpka

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a trasiem sa ako vibrátor Super Al

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Máme hostí

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Althea toto je

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Toto je Logan

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Teším ma Logan

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Aj mňa

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A tento uzlíček análnych nervov je Mary Hafinsová

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Ale ja ju volám Pespool

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Chceš ju pohladkať

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Po jazyku Tu je Ježiši ty hovädo

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Že Ako keby si to pásavec zúrivo rozdal s gremlinom

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na osratej posteli

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a búšili do toho až do rána

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Každý chce niečo znamenať

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Ale na to asi netreba byť Ježišom Marvelu

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Stačí otvoriť oči a rozhliadnuť sa

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A pri šťastí

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si nájdete priateľov

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Starých

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ale aj pár nových

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Al vrnil sem se

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Skrajni čas

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Imaš kaj Zmanjkalo mi je hudičevega prhljaja da se tresem kot besni vibrator

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Hvala Al Družbo imava

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Althea to je Logan

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Me veseli Logan Enako

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In tale mala stara zvozlana rit je Mary Puppins

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Ali kot jo rad kličem Pespool

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Bi jo malo pobožala

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Po jeziku Tako ja Moj bog Ti pizdun

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A ne Kot bi pasavec pofukal gremlina jezno v postelji polni gonoreje

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In ni nehal do sončnega vzhoda

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Vsak si želi prispevati družbi

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Očitno ti za to ni treba biti Marvelov Jezus

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Samo oči moraš odpreti in se ozreti okoli

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Če imaš srečo boš našel nekaj prijateljev

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Stare prijatelje

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in tudi nove

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Al He vuelto

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Ya era hora

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Has pillado

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No me queda caspa del diablo

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y tiemblo como un vibrador cabreado Gracias Al

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Tenemos invitados

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Althea este es

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Este es Logan

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Encantada Logan

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Igualmente

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Y este ano arrugadito y deforme es Perry Poppins

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O como yo la llamo Dogpool

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Te das el gusto de una caricia

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Toca la lengua Ahí Dios Hijo de puta

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Verdad Es como si un armadillo se hubiera follado a un gremlin

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con restos de gonorrea

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sin parar hasta el amanecer

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Todos queremos dejar huella

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Pero no tienes que ser el Jesucristo de Marvel

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Solo tienes que abrir los ojos y mirar a tu alrededor

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Y si tienes suerte

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encontrarás amigos

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Viejos amigos

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y algunos nuevos también

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Al Jag är hemma igen Det var fan på tiden

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Har du nåt Jag har slut på djävulsmjäll och skakar som en arg vibrator

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Tack Al Vi har besök

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Althea det här

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Det här är Logan

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Trevligt Logan Detsamma

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Och den här lilla anusknuten heter Mary Puppins

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Men jag kallar henne Dogpool

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Vill du klappa

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Där har vi tungan Åh fy fan

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Eller hur Som ett bältdjur ilsket har knullat en gremlin

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på en bädd av gonorré ända till soluppgången

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Alla vill spela roll Men man måste inte vara Marvel Jesus för att göra det

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Man måste bara öppna ögonen och se sig omkring

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Och har man tur hittar man några vänner

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Gamla vänner

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och nya

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Al Ben geldim

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Sonunda gelebildin

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Mal var mı

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Kokainim bitti

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kızgın bir vibratör gibi titriyorum Sağ ol be Al

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Misafirimiz var

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Althea bak bu

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Bu Logan

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Memnun oldum Logan

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Ben de memnun oldum

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Bu küçük büzük suratlı bok parçası da Mary Puppins

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Veya benim deyimimle Dogpool

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Okşamak ister misin

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Dile bak dile Aman Tanrım Seni şerefsiz

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Değil mi Sanki bir armadillo boklu bir yatakta bir gremlini

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hırsla sikmiş de

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Vay be gün doğana kadar durmamış gibi

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Herkes önemli olmak ister

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Ama belli ki öyle olmak için Marvel İsa olmaya gerek yokmuş

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Sadece gözlerini açıp etrafına bakmalısın

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Eğer şansın varsa

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birkaç dost edinirsin

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Eski dostlar

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ve birkaç da yeni dost

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Ал Я повернувся

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Нарешті де ти лазиш

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Є щось

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У мене кокс закінчився

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і я тремчу як лютий вібратор Дякую Ал

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У нас гості

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Альтеє це

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Це Лоґан

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Дуже приємно Лоґане

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Навзаєм

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А цей дрібний старезний кавелдик Мері Гавкінс

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Або як я люблю її називати Цуцапул

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Хочеш погладити

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З язичком Ось він Боже Трясця твоїй матері

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Скажи Це наче броненосець розлючено трахав гремліна

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в гонорейному ліжку

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Ого і не зупинявся до сходу сонця

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Усі хочуть мати значення

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Для цього не треба бути марвелівським Ісусом

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Досить розплющити очі й озирнутися

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І якщо пощастить

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ви знайдете кількох друзів

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Старих друзів

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і кількох нових теж

Available in 33 languages

Duration

58 seconds

Views

41

Timestamp in Movie

01:57:58

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Marvel Studios,Maximum Effort,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios,Kevin Feige Productions,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.