Alioth is hungry. There's been some kind of mistake. Big yellow is a back-up anchor...
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Cassandra Nova: Alioth is hungry.
Deadpool: There's been some kind of mistake. Big yellow is a back-up anchor being, and I'm Marvel Jesus. MJ if you're nasty. This may be hard to hear, but there's another British villain who's gonna destroy my universe, and I'm gonna stop him.
Cassandra Nova: Oh, honey, you don't really strike me as the world-saving type. Did I hit a nerve?
Deadpool: I didn't want it to come to this. Either you help us, or my friend here is gonna sing the entire second act of "Music Man" with zero warm-up.
Logan: Where'd you get the chair?
Cassandra Nova: Well, once in a while, I do get a Charles through here. Never mine, though. No. He didn't care to find me.
Deadpool: [groaning in boredom] Gen Z and their trauma-bragging! Can't you just stuff it down, turn it into accomplishment or cancer like the rest of us?
Deadpool: There's been some kind of mistake. Big yellow is a back-up anchor being, and I'm Marvel Jesus. MJ if you're nasty. This may be hard to hear, but there's another British villain who's gonna destroy my universe, and I'm gonna stop him.
Cassandra Nova: Oh, honey, you don't really strike me as the world-saving type. Did I hit a nerve?
Deadpool: I didn't want it to come to this. Either you help us, or my friend here is gonna sing the entire second act of "Music Man" with zero warm-up.
Logan: Where'd you get the chair?
Cassandra Nova: Well, once in a while, I do get a Charles through here. Never mine, though. No. He didn't care to find me.
Deadpool: [groaning in boredom] Gen Z and their trauma-bragging! Can't you just stuff it down, turn it into accomplishment or cancer like the rest of us?
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Alioth is hungry
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There's been some kind of mistake
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Big yellow is a back up Anchor Being
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and I'm Marvel Jesus MJ if you're nasty
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This may be hard to hear
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but there's another British villain who's gonna destroy my universe
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and I'm gonna stop him
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Oh honey you don't really strike me as the world saving type
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Did I hit a nerve
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I didn't want it to come to this
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Either you help us
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or my friend here is gonna sing the entire second act of Music Man
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with zero warm up
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Where'd you get the chair
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Well once in a while I do get a Charles through here
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Never mine though
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No He didn't care to find me
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Gen Z and their trauma bragging
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Can't you just stuff it down turn it into accomplishment
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or cancer like the rest of us
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But I'm not like the rest of you
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Movie Summary
Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.
