I wanna talk to your boss. I want you to get him on the phone and you tell him, her, or...
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Deadpool: I wanna talk to your boss. I want you to get him on the phone and you tell him, her, or them that Marvel H. Christ isn't playing.
[noticing everybody's reaction]
Deadpool: Holy shit. I just heard a symphony of buttholes clenching all at once. You're off-grid. Your bosses don't know what you sick fucks are doing down here. Well, I'll tell you what. I have a black belt in Karen, and I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna tell 'em all about you and your...
Mr. Paradox: [zapping him with a pruning wand] Oh, silence is nice, isn't it?
Logan: Where the fuck did he go?
Mr. Paradox: To the trash heap. You'll fit right in.
[as Logan charges, Paradox zaps him, too]
Mr. Paradox: Whew. That was close
[noticing everybody's reaction]
Deadpool: Holy shit. I just heard a symphony of buttholes clenching all at once. You're off-grid. Your bosses don't know what you sick fucks are doing down here. Well, I'll tell you what. I have a black belt in Karen, and I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna tell 'em all about you and your...
Mr. Paradox: [zapping him with a pruning wand] Oh, silence is nice, isn't it?
Logan: Where the fuck did he go?
Mr. Paradox: To the trash heap. You'll fit right in.
[as Logan charges, Paradox zaps him, too]
Mr. Paradox: Whew. That was close
Full Transcript
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As for you I wanna talk to your boss
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I want you to get him on the phone and you tell him her or them
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that Marvel H Christ isn't playing
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Holy shit
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I just heard a symphony of buttholes clenching all at once
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You're off grid
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Your bosses don't know what you sick fucks are doing down here
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Well I'll tell you what I have a black belt in Karen
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And I'm gonna go upstairs
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and I'm gonna tell 'em all about you and your
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Silence is nice isn't it
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Where the fuck did he go
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To the trash heap You'll fit right in
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That was close
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Movie Summary
Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.
