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Found your new Anchor Being

Deadpool & Wolverine

Found your new Anchor Being. And we're doing just fine,you piece of shit. - Mm.- Mm-hmm....

Deadpool & Wolverine • 2024

Found your new Anchor Being. And we're doing just fine,you piece of shit. - Mm.- Mm-hmm. Fine indeed. All right.Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut. I don't understand. How are you two still alive? You were right.One of us would have been killed. But you put a Deadpool and a Wolverine together, make 'em hold handswhile listening to Madonna... indestructible, motherfucker. Let's get this Deadpool Variantback to The Void. - Wait, hold on. What?- Nope. Actually... This one's homegrown, like me. He belongs here. And you are? Peterpool. But you can call me Peter. And I hope that you do

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Found your new Anchor Being

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And we're doing just fine you piece of shit

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Mm Mm hmm

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Fine indeed

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All right Put your greasy tits away

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you preening slut

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I don't understand

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How are you two still alive

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You were right One of us would have been killed

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But you put a Deadpool

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and a Wolverine together

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make 'em hold hands while listening to Madonna

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indestructible motherfucker

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Let's get this Deadpool Variant back to The Void

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Wait hold on What Nope Actually

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This one's homegrown like me

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He belongs here

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And you are

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Peterpool But you can call me Peter

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And I hope that you do

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وجدت كائنك الثابت الجديد

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ونحن بأفضل حال أيها الحقير

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أجل

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بأفضل حال حتما

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حسنا غط صدرك المتعري أيها الفاحش المتفاخر

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لا أفهم

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كيف يعقل أنكما ما زلتما على قيد الحياة

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كنت محقا كان أحدنا ليتعرض للقتل

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لكنك إن وضعت ديدبول و ولفرين معا

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فأمسكا بيد واحدهما الآخر بينما راحا يصغيان إلى مادونا

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لا يمكن تدميرنا أيها الحقير

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لنعد هذا المتغير من ديدبول إلى الفراغ

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مهلا انتظري ماذا لا في الواقع

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هذا من هنا مثلي

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ينتمي إلى هذا المكان

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ومن تكون

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بيتربول لكن بوسعك مناداتي بيتر

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وآمل أن تفعلي ذلك

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আম ত ম র ম খ ম থ য বল ছ শ ধ ত ম ক স হ য য কর র জন য

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এব আপন কর ছ ন

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আপন ম থ য বল নন

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আপন একট শ ক ষ ত ইচ ছ কর ছ ন

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চল আস

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আপন একট সম প র ণ প য ছ ন প থ ব ত ফ র য ত

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আম ক ছ ই

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আম ক ছ ই

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আম ক এট দ ও

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আর

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Намерих ви нов стожер

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И сме си много добре лайно мазно

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Наистина много добре

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Скрий тези лъщящи цици безсрамна уличнице

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Не разбирам

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Как така сте живи

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Беше прав единият щеше да умре

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Но ти събра Дедпул и Върколак

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накара ги да държат ръце на Мадона

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и станаха неунищожими гадино

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Да върнем този Дедпул в пустотата

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Момент какво Не всъщност

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този е местен като мен

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Мястото му е тук

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А вие сте

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Питърпул но ми казвайте Питър

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Разчитам на това

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找到你的新骨幹人物

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而且仲好掂你個人渣

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真係好掂

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夠了遮住你對油立立大波姣精

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我不明白

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你兩個怎會沒死

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你冇講錯得一個去應該會死

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但你將死侍和狼人放埋一齊

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要他們一邊拖手一邊聽麥當娜

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就會所向無敵死鏟

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將這死侍異變因子送回虛空

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等等先咩話不其實

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他是正宗陀地跟我一樣

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他屬於這裏

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你邊位

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彼得侍但你可叫我彼得

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我希望你咁叫

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Evo ti novog Sidrišnog Bića

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I ide nam sasvim dobro govno jedno

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Dobro dakako

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U redu Skloni te masne sisurine droljo jedna razmetljiva

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Ne shvaćam

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Kako to da ste još živi

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Imaš pravo Jedan bi od nas poginuo

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Ali kad sastaviš jednog Deadpoola i jednog Wolverinea

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tako da se drže za ruke dok slušaju Madonnu

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neuništivi su pička ti materina

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Vratimo ovu inačicu Deadpoola u prazninu

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Čekajte samo malo Što Ne Zapravo ovaj je domaći poput mene

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Mjesto mu je ovdje

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A vi ste

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Peterpool Ali slobodno me zovite Peter

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A nadam se i da hoćete

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Mám novou Klíčovou bytost

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A jsme živý a zdravý ty neřáde

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Stojí za hřích

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Hele Zatáhni ty svoje zpocený kozy ty feno háravá

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Já to nechápu

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Jak jste to mohli přežít

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Měls pravdu Sám by jeden zdechnul

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Ale dej dohromady Deadpoola a Wolverina

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nech je se chytit za ruce poslouchat Madonnu

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a jsou nezničitelný ty metromrde

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Vraťte toho Varianta Deadpoola do Prázdna

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Moment Co Ne

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Ten je od nás jako já

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Ten sem patří

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A vy jste

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Peterpool Ale můžete mi říkat Petere

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A snad i budete

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Jeg fandt dit ankervæsen Og vi er i god behold bror lort

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Det tør siges

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Pak patværket væk din pyntede skøge

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Hvordan kunne I overleve En af os ville være omkommet

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Men sætter du en Deadpool og en Wolverine sammen

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og lader dem flette fingre til Madonna så bliver de uforgængelige pikhans

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Send Deadpool varianten tilbage til Afgrunden

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Nej den der er hjemmeavlet Han hører til her

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Hvem er du Peterpool Kald mig bare Peter

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Det håber jeg du vil

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Ik heb je nieuwe Anchor Being

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En we maken het prima zakkenwasser

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Heel erg prima

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Bedek je vette tieten zelfvoldane sloerie

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Ik begrijp het niet Hoe kan het dat jullie nog leven

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Je had gelijk Een van ons zou dood zijn gegaan

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Maar als je een Deadpool en de Wolverine samenbrengt

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en hand in hand naar Madonna laat luisteren

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Onverwoestbaar motherfucker

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Stuur deze Deadpool variant terug naar de Void

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Wacht even

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Deze komt van hier Net als ik

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Hij hoort hier thuis

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En jij bent

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Peterpool Zeg maar Peter

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Hopelijk doe je dat ook

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Leidsin sulle uue ankurolendi

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Ja meil läheb hästi sa pasapea

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Tõepoolest hästi

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Hüva Pane oma rasvased tissid peitu va uhkeldav libu

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Ma ei mõista

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Kuidas te kaks veel elus olete

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Sul oli õigus Üks meist oleks surma saanud

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Aga kui Deadpool ja Wolverine kokku panna

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ja nad Madonna saatel käest kinni hoiavad

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on nad hävimatud litapoeg

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Toimetame selle Deadpooli variandi tagasi Tühjusesse

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Oota Mida Ei Tegelikult

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See on kodumaine nagu mina

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Ta kuulub siia

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Kes sina oled

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Peterpool Aga võite mind Peteriks kutsuda

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Ja ma loodan et teete seda

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Löysin uuden ankkuriolentosi

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Ja meillä menee hienosti senkin paskiainen

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Todella hienosti

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Hyvä on Peitä rasvaiset rintasi senkin keikaroiva horatsu

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En ymmärrä

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Kuinka te vielä olette elossa

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Olit oikeassa Toinen meistä olisi voinut kuolla

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Mutta laitoit Deadpoolin ja Wolverinen yhteen

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Käskit kuuntelemaan käsi kädessä Madonnaa

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Kuolematonta senkin kusipää

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Hoidetaan tämä Deadpoolin variantti takaisin Tyhjyyteen

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Hetkinen Mitä Ei mitään Itse asiassa

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Tämä tyyppi on kotikutoinen kuten minä

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Hän kuuluu tänne

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Kuka sinä olet

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Peterpool Voit kutsua minua Peteriksi

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Toivon sitä

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J'ai trouvé un Agglomérateur

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Et on s'en sort très bien espèce de merde

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Mm hmm

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Très bien en effet

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Bon range tes mamelons gras espèce de garce prétentieuse

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Je ne comprends pas

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Comment pouvez vous avoir survécu

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Vous aviez raison L'un de nous aurait été tué

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Mais quand on réunit un Deadpool et un Wolverine

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se tenant la main en écoutant Madonna

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ils deviennent indestructibles connard

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Renvoyons ce variant de Deadpool dans le Vortex

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Un instant Quoi Non en fait

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Non lui c'est une pousse locale Comme moi

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Sa place est dans ce monde

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Et vous êtes

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Peterpool mais vous pouvez m'appeler Peter

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J'espère que vous le ferez

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Hab dein neues Ankerwesen

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Uns geht's blendend Arschloch

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Allerdings

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Pack deine öligen Titten wieder ein du balzende Schlampe

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Ich verstehe nicht

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Wieso leben Sie noch

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Du hattest recht Einer wär draufgegangen

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Aber ein Deadpool und ein Wolverine zusammen

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die Händchen halten zu Madonna

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sind unzerstörbar

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Bringen wir die Deadpool Variante zurück

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Halt Moment Mich Nicht

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Er ist von hier wie ich

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Er gehört hierher

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Und Sie sind

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Peterpool Aber sagen Sie Peter zu mir

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Ich hoffe Sie tun's

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Βρήκα το νέο Συνεκτικό Ον σου

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Και είμαστε μια χαρά κουράδα

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Πράγματι μια χαρά

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Μάζεψε τα λαδωμένα βυζιά σου επιδειξιομανή τσούλα

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Δεν καταλαβαίνω

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Πώς είστε ακόμα ζωντανοί

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Είχες δίκιο Ένας από εμάς θα είχε σκοτωθεί

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Αν όμως βάλεις έναν Ντέντπουλ και έναν Γούλβεριν μαζί

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να κρατιούνται ακούγοντας Madonna

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γίνονται άτρωτοι καριόλη

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Ας πάμε την παραλλαγή Ντέντπουλ πίσω στο κενό

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Σταθείτε Εμένα Όχι Δηλαδή

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Ανήκει στο χρονολόγιο σαν εμένα

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Έχει θέση εδώ

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Ποιος είσαι

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Είμαι ο Πίτερπουλ Μπορείτε να με λέτε Πίτερ

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Ελπίζω να το κάνετε

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מצאתי את ישות העוגן החדשה שלך ומצבנו טוב חתיכת חרא

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טוב מאוד

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טוב תסתיר את הציצים המיוזעים שלך שרמוטה מגונדרת שכמוך

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אני לא מבין

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איך אתם עוד בחיים

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צדקת אחד מאיתנו היה נהרג

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אבל אם משלבים דדפול ו וולברין

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גורמים להם להחזיק ידיים כשמדונה מתנגנת

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חסינים לחלוטין בן זונה

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בואו נחזיר את וריאנט דדפול הזה לריק

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רק רגע מה לא האמת

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הוא מכאן כמוני

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הוא שייך לפה

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ואתה

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פיטרפול אבל את יכולה לקרוא לי פיטר

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ואני מקווה שכך תעשי

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The mask is really intimidating huh

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It's like Batman except he can move his neck

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The Ripper is fed through a secure chamber below ground

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It is powered by twin matter

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and antimatter feeds converging inside the device

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Now Cassandra Nova is redirecting

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the Ripper's power to eliminate all timelines

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starting with this one

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Theoretically you could stop her by short circuiting the feeds

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in the chamber below One of you would create a circuit

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between the two feeds then

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the released power would destroy

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the machine But well

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Come on man If you're not gonna swallow spin it out

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Where formed the bridge

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would be annihilated

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I could live with that Yeah I could live with that too actually

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You know we survive anything We're like cockroaches but

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Íme az új horgonylénye És mint látja jól vagyunk pöcsömöccse

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De még mennyire

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Na jó Tedd el az izzadt mellizmod te virítós ribanc

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Ezt nem értem

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Hogy élték ezt túl Igaza volt Egyedül meghaltunk volna

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Viszont egy Deadpool és egy Rozsomák együtt

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kéz a kézben Madonnát hallgatva elpusztíthatatlan hogy basznád meg

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Vigyék vissza ezt a Deadpool variánst a Verembe

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Egy pillanat Mi Ne Igazából

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ez nálunk van itthon Mint én Idevalósi

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Maga ki

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Peterpool De hívjon csak Peternek

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Remélem fog is

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Fann nýja Stoðveru

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Við höfum það fínt skítseiði

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Heldur betur fínt

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Burt með glansandi tútturnar flennulega druslan þín

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Ég skil þetta ekki

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Því eruð þið á lífi

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Það var rétt Annar okkar hefði drepist

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En þegar Deadpool og Jarfi vinna saman

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og haldast í hendur yfir Madonnu

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erum við ósigrandi mannfýla

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Sendum Deadpool afbrigðið í Tómið

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Bíddu hvað Nei reyndar

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er hann heimaræktaður eins og ég

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Hann á heima hér

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Hver ert þú

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Peterpool þú mátt kalla mig Peter

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Og ég vona það

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Kau tidak berbohong

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Kau hanya membuat perandaian yang indah

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Ayo

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Kau punya dunia untuk kembali

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Aku tak punya apapun

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Aku tak punya apapun

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Biar aku saja

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Hei

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Aku menunggu lama untuk kerja sama tim ini

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Ecco la tua Ancora Universale

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E stiamo benissimo stronzetto

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Mh

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Benissimo

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D'accordo Copri le tue tettine unte puttanella vanitosa

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Non capisco

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Come siete sopravvissuti

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Avevi ragione Uno di noi da solo sarebbe morto

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Ma se metti insieme un Deadpool e un Wolverine

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mano nella mano ascoltando Madonna

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sono indistruttibili brutto cazzone

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Rispediamo questa variante di Deadpool nel Vuoto

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Aspetta che No In realtà

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lui è di questo mondo come me

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Il suo posto è qui

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E tu chi sei

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Peterpool Ma puoi chiamarmi Peter

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E spero che tu lo faccia

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アンカーも一緒だ

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ピンピンしてるぜ

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ビンビンきちゃう

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汗ばんだ胸を隠せエロおやじめ

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どういうことだなぜ生きてる

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１人が死ぬはずだった

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でもデッドプールとウルヴァリンが組み

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マドンナの曲が流れれば無敵なんだアホめ

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彼を虚無に戻して

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待ってよ

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彼は

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俺と同じでこの世界の住人

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あなたは

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ピータープール

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ピーターでいい

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そう呼んで

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새 주축 인물 찾아냈어

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그리고 우리 괜찮아 이 쓰레기야

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괜찮긴 하네

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관종 짓 그만하고 번들대는 찌찌 좀 가려

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이해가 안 돼

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어떻게 살아있지

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네 말대로 한 명은 죽을 일이었어

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하지만 데드풀과 울버린이

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손을 맞잡고 마돈나를 듣고 있으면

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무적이야 개새끼야

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이 데드풀 변종은 보이드로 돌려보내

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잠깐 뭐 아니에요

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이 친구 원산지는 저처럼 여기예요

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여기 데드풀이에요

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누구시죠

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피터풀이에요 피터라고 부르세요

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그래 주시면 좋겠어요

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Atradu jaunu Enkura būtni

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Un mums klājas tīri labi tu sūda gabal

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Patiešām labi

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Paslēp savus ieeļļotos pupus lielīgais maukuli

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Es nesaprotu

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Kāpēc vēl joprojām esat dzīvi

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Tev bija taisnība Viens no mums būtu miris

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Bet ja Dedpūls ir kopā ar Vilknadzi

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sadevušies rokās klausoties Madonnu

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neiznīcināmi kretīn

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Atgriezīsim šo Dedpūlu atpakaļ Tukšumā

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Pagaidiet Ko Nē Patiesībā

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šis ir no šejienes tāpat kā es

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Viņam jāpaliek te

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Un kas esi tu

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Pīterpūls Bet jūs varat mani saukt par Pīteru

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Ceru ka tā arī sauksiet

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Radau tau naują Inkarinę Būtybę

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Ir mums viskas gerai šūdo gabale

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Išties gerai

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Prisidenk savo riebaluotus papus kekše

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Nesuprantu

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Kaip jums pavyko išgyvent

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Buvai teisus Vienas mūsų tikrai būtų žuvęs

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Bet Dedpulas ir Ernis kartu

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susikibę už rankų skambant Madonai

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tampa nesunaikinami krušena tu

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Išsiųskime šį Dedpulo variantą atgal į tuštumą

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Pala ką Ne Šiaip jau

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jis vietinis kaip ir aš

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Jo vieta čia

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O jūs kas

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Piterpulas Bet galit vadint mane Piteriu

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Labai to tikiuosi

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Fant det nye ankervesenet ditt

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Og vi har det helt fint drittsekk

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Veldig fint

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Få vekk de fettete puppene dine forfengelige sklie

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Jeg forstår ikke

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Hvordan kan dere to være i live

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Du hadde rett En av oss skulle ha vært drept

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Men fører du en Deadpool og en Wolverine sammen

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og de holder hverandre i hendene og hører på Madonna

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kan ikke ødelegges jævel

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La oss få denne Deadpool varianten tilbake til tomrommet

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Vent Hva Niks Faktisk

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Han er fra denne tidslinja som meg

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Han hører til her

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Og du er

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Peterpool Men kall meg Peter

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Det håper jeg at du gjør

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Twoja nowa Prymarna

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I mamy się świetnie mendo

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Bardzo świetnie

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Schowaj te obleśne cyce

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Nie rozumiem

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Jak przeżyliście

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Miałeś rację jeden by zginął

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Ale kiedy Deadpool i Wolverine są razem

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obejmują się i słuchają Madonny

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są niezniszczalni

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Niech ten wariant wraca do nicości

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Zaraz co Nie On

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to oryginał jak ja

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Tu jest jego miejsce

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A ty to

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Peterpool Ale mów mi Peter

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Zależy mi

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Encontrámos a tua nova Entidade Âncora

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E estamos ótimos monte de merda

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Realmente ótimos

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Esconde essas mamas sebosas sua galdéria vaidosa

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Não percebo

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Como é que ainda estão vivos

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Tinhas razão Um de nós teria sido morto

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Mas junta um Deadpool e um Wolverine

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de mãos dadas a ouvir Madonna

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e somos indestrutíveis cabrão

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Vamos reenviar esta variante do Deadpool para o vácuo

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Espere O quê Não

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Este é local como eu

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Pertence aqui

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E quem é você

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Peterpool Mas pode tratar me por Peter

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E espero que o faça

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Mám novú kľúčovú bytosť

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A sme v poriadku ty podliak

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V úplnom poriadku

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Zakry si tú spotenú hruď ty nehanebný kurevník

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Nechápem

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Ako to že žijete

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Mal si pravdu Jedného by to zabilo

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Ale daj dokopy jedného Deadpoola a jedného Wolverina

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chytia sa za ruky počúvajú Madonnu

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a sú neporaziteľní ty hnusný zmrd

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Pošlite toho varianta do ničoty

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Momentík mňa Nie vlastne

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On je domáci ako ja

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Patrí sem

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A vy ste

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Peterpool Ale môžete ma volať Peter

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A dúfam že budete

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Našel sem novo sidrno bitje

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In čisto v redu sva ti gnoj

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Res v redu

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Dobro skrij svoje mastne joške ti važna candra

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Ne razumem

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Kako sta še živa Prav si imel Enega bi ubilo

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Če pa daš skupaj Deadpoola in Wolverina

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in se držita za roke med poslušanjem Madonne sta neuničljiva pezde

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Vrnimo tega Deadpoola nazaj v praznino Čakajte kaj

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Ne ta je dejansko lokalni tako kot jaz Sem sodi

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In kdo si ti Peterpool Lahko me kličete Peter

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Upam da me res boste

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Tu nuevo Ser Vinculante

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Y estamos bien mamonazo

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Más que bien

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Vale Tapa esos pectorales aceitosos chulito

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No lo entiendo

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Cómo seguís vivos

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Tenías razón Uno solo habría muerto

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Pero si colocas a un Deadpool y a un Lobezno juntos

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dándose la mano mientras suena Madonna

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somos indestructibles cabrón

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Esta variante de Deadpool vuelve al vacío

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Espera Qué No En realidad

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Es de aquí como yo

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Este es su hogar

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Y tú eres

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Peterpool Pero puedes llamarme Peter

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Y espero que lo hagas

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Jag har hittat ditt nya Ankare Och vi är i fin form ditt kräk

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Mmm Mycket fin form

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Täck över dina inoljade pattar din svassande slyna

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Jag förstår inte Hur överlevde ni Du hade rätt Ensam hade man dött

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Men när en Deadpool och en Wolverine håller hand och lyssnar på Madonna

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Då blir de helt jävla osårbara

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Skicka Deadpool till Tomrummet Vänta Vadå

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Nej Den här är faktiskt hemodlad Han hör hemma här

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Och du är Peterpool Men du kan säga Peter

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Jag hoppas att du gör det

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Yeni Bağlayıcı Varlık'ını buldum

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Ve gayet iyiyiz seni adi herif

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Gözlerim bayram etti

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Tamam Şu yağlı memelerini kapat seni fingirdek kaltak

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Anlamıyorum

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Siz nasıl hayatta kaldınız

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Haklıydın İkimizden biri ölebilirdi

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Ama sen Deadpool ve Wolverine'i yan yana koydun

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el ele tutuşturup alta da Madonna döşedin

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böyle nasıl ölelim şerefsiz

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Şu Deadpool varyantını Hiçlik'e yollayın

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Dur bekle Ne dedin Hayır Aslında

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o buranın yerlisi benim gibi

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Buraya ait

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Sen kimsin

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Peterpool Ama Peter diyebilirsin

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Ve umarım dersin

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Знайшов нову анкерну істоту

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І ми живі й здорові шматок лайна

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Мм Угу

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Ще й які гарні

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Ну все Сховай свої намазані олією цицьки манірна шльондро

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Я не розумію

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Як ви з ним вижили

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Ти мав рацію Одного з нас убило б

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Але як поєднати Дедпула й Росомаху

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щоб вони взялися за руки й слухали Мадонну

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незнищенні кізяк ти

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Повернімо цей варіант Дедпула в пустку

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Чекайте стоп Що Ні Власне

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Цей тутешній як і я

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Його місце тут

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А ви хто

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Пітерпул Але ви можете звати мене Пітером

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Сподіваюся на це

Available in 33 languages

Duration

42 seconds

Views

35

Timestamp in Movie

01:54:16

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Marvel Studios,Maximum Effort,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios,Kevin Feige Productions,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.