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Deadpool & Wolverine

Friends don't let friends leave the house looking like they fight crime for the Los...

Deadpool:Friends don't let friends leave the house looking like they fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams

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Friends don't let friends leave the house lookin' like
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they fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams
Available in 33 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
96
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:49
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Marvel Studios,Maximum Effort,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios,Kevin Feige Productions,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.
If they can fix your world what's the first thingyou're gonna do when you get out of hereGet some rubbing alcohol shots maybe a wiper fluid chaserWhat did you say I said when you get backwhat's the first thing you're gonna do No no no Before thatIf they - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:27
If they can fix your world what's the first...
What do you mean, "if"? - Deadpool & Wolverine 01:01
What do you mean, "if"?
One more word. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:57
One more word.
You know what You're a fucking jokeNo wonder the Avengers didn't take youOr the X Men And they'll take fucking anyoneI mean you are a ridiculous immature half wit moronI have never meta sadder more attention starved jabbering little prickin my entire - Deadpool & Wolverine 01:05
You know what You're a fucking jokeNo wonder the...
I'm gonna fight you now. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:08
I'm gonna fight you now.
Baby Knife! - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:19
Baby Knife!
I take it all back. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:09
I take it all back.
Thor! Where are we? No clue, but... I like it here. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:11
Thor! Where are we? No clue, but... I like it here.
So just to refresh you areWonder ElektraElektra Yes Who could forgetAnd you I was not expecting to see you hereI thought you were you knowretiredRetardedRetiredI'm already in The Void I'm not trying to get canceled againI don't like you You never did - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:24
So just to refresh you areWonder ElektraElektra Yes Who...
And who's this succulent reminder of my own inadequaciesLook at youYou look like the superhero version of HawkeyeThe name's Remy LeBeau Le Diable BlancBut you can call me the GambitIt's been a while since I've seen Sling Blade Hit me againThey call me the - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:24
And who's this succulent reminder of my own...
You know we never had a Wolverine up in hereBut I can tell you nowit's just a common courtesy to askbefore you drink up all of my liquorWell it's a good thing I don't give a fuckFuckSo embarrassing - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:20
You know we never had a Wolverine up in hereBut I can tell...
Fuck. So embarrassing. Boo, boo, boo. Well, now that that's settled, look, we came a long way to fin - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:41
Fuck. So embarrassing. Boo, boo, boo. Well, now that...
Well now that that's settled look we came a long way to find you threeThere's four of us There's fourHey wait Is it MagnetoDear sweet God in heaven let it be Magnetobecause with him He's deadFuck Now Disney gets cheapIt's like Pinocchio jammed his face in - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:18
Well now that that's settled look we came a long way to...
Charge the playing cards and make 'em go boom - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:27
Charge the playing cards and make 'em go boom
Don't make me regret it. - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:10
Don't make me regret it.
Hey how did you all get stuck in The Void - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:34
Hey how did you all get stuck in The Void
We've been inside Cassandra's lair - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:24
We've been inside Cassandra's lair
Look there's there's strength in numbers All right Us - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:16
Look there's there's strength in numbers All right...
You guys may not have been able to save your universesBut you can avenge themIt's what Johnny would have wantedWait You knew JohnnyOh yeahDickhead here talked him into a team upand Johnny came down with a little case of the deadsNo no no We don't know - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:43
You guys may not have been able to save your universesBut...
Look maybe you couldn't save your worlds butbut Jesus Christ you can save mineI don't give a shit about your world butif these two made it out of there alive maybe togetherwe can get back in and take her downWhere I come from we call that suicide ChèreIf - Deadpool & Wolverine 00:31
Look maybe you couldn't save your worlds butbut Jesus...