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FYI your tailor is a predator but I love it SnugNo camel toeNew car smell and adamantium katanasYou shouldn't haveGo ahead Take it inAnd yes your underwear is getting tighterThat guy knows what I'm

Deadpool & Wolverine

Does your wife work in HR?

Deadpool & Wolverine • 2024

Deadpool: Fucking A! Uh! It's perfect! FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it! Snug, no camel toe, new car smell, and adamantium katanas? You shouldn't have. Go ahead, take it in. And yes, your underwear is getting tighter.Deadpool:That guy knows what I'm talking about. His clothes say middle management, but his eyes say "fucky fucky".Mr. Paradox:Yes, you look very nice.Deadpool:Nice? Your buddy here is ready to throw it all away for me.Deadpool:You calling your wife?TVA Tech:HR.Deadpool:Does your wife work in HR?

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FYI your tailor is a predator but I love it Snug

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No camel toe

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New car smell and adamantium katanas

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You shouldn't have

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Go ahead Take it in

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And yes your underwear is getting tighter

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That guy knows what I'm talking about

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His clothes says middle management

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but his eyes say fuck y fuck y

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Yes You look very nice

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Nice

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Your buddy here is ready to throw it all away for me

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You callin' your wife HR

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Does your wife work in HR

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إنه رائع لمعلوماتك

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خياطك مهووس لكنني أحببته مريح

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لا تجم ع للقماش في أصل الفخذ رائحته جديدة وسلاح كاتانا بالأدامانتيوم

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ما كان يجدر بك فعل ذلك

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هيا انظر قدر ما تشاء

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وأجل ثيابك الداخلية تضيق أكثر

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يعلم ذلك الرجل ما أتكلم عنه

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حسب ملابسه هو من الإدارة الوسطى

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لكن نظراته توحي بالإثارة

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أجل تبدو جميلا بالفعل

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جميل صديقك مستعد للتخلي عن كل شيء لأجلي

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أتتصل بزوجتك الموارد البشرية

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أتعمل زوجتك في الموارد البشرية

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আম অজ ঞ ন ছ ল ম ন

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ত ম ক

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আম প য র ডক স ন ম য ই ম প য র ডক স এব আপন এখ ন ট ভ এত বস আছ ন

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ট ইম ভ য র য ন স কর ত পক ষ

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আমর সত য ই একট নজরদ র স স থ

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ছ ড আমর আর য ত লন য হ লক

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শব দ এক ধরন র সঙ গ থ র ব য ক ব দ র প ত মক ম চড

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এব আমর রক ষ র দ য ত ব আছ য দ য স ক র ড ট ইমল ইন ন ম পর চ ত

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পব ত র য নসঙ গম

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য একট ব ষ ঠ টন এর একট threequel জন য প রদর শন

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আম ব যবহ র কর হয ছ এই ক রণ ত র র ট ইম ম শ ন

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দ য কজনক ন য এস ছ জ বন ফ র ত রপর আম এট ধ ব স

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Перфектен е За сведение

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шивачът ти е перверзник но ми харесва Яко

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Не влиза в цепките ухае на нова кола плюс мечове от адамантий

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Нямаше нужда

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Хайде насладете се

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И да гащите започват да ви стягат

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Този знае за какво говоря

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Има вид на среден мениджър

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обаче очичките му шават

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Да изглеждате много добре

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Добре ли Това приятелче се кани да избяга с мен

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Жена си ли търсиш HR

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Там ли работи жена ти

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完美順便講句

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你個裁縫係金魚佬但我鍾意超貼身

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冇現形一陣新車味仲有超能鋼武士劍

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咁客氣呀

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繼續啦隨便睇

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冇錯你條底褲開始緊緊哋

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佢就明我講咩

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中級管理層打扮

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但用眼神扑緊我

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冇錯你着得幾好睇

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幾好睇你老友已準備為我拋棄一切

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你打畀老婆人事部

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你老婆喺人事部做

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Savršeno je Čisto da se zna

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krojač vam je napasnik ali oduševilo me Kao saliveno

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Ne uvlači se Miris novog auta i katane od adamantija

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Niste trebali

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Samo izvolite Sagledajte ga

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I da gaće vam postaju tijesne

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Onaj zna o čemu govorim

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Odjeća mu kaže Srednji menadžer

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ali okice mu kažu Fuka fuka

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Da Izgledate vrlo lijepo

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Lijepo Vaš kompa je spreman sve odbaciti zbog mene

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Zoveš suprugu Kadrovsku

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Supruga ti radi u kadrovskoj

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Jsem švihák Jen pro info

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váš krejčík je úchyl ale já ho žeru Těsný

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Ale koule nelezou Voní jak nový auto a katany z adamantia

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To nemuselo bejt

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Do toho Obdivujte mě

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No jasně jsou vám z toho trenky fest

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Tamhleten dobře ví o čem mluvím

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Jeho vohoz říká že je to provozák

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ale jeho voči říkaj šuky šuky

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Ano Vizáž máte hezkou

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Hezkou Váš kolega je připravenej se kvůli mně rozvést

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Už voláš starý Personální

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Ona dělá na personálním

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Fuck ja Den sidder perfekt Jeres skrædder er en krænker

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Men den er behagelig ingen kameltå lugt af ny bil og adamantiumkatanaer

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Det er alt for galt Dyrk mig lige

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Ja jeres underhylere er begyndt at stramme Det ved han alt om

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Hans tøj siger mellemleder men hans øjne siger pul mig

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De er nydelig

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Nydelig Din makker vil gå fra hus og hjem for mig Ringer du til konen

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HR Er hun ansat i HR

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Perfect Ter informatie

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Die kleermaker is een roofdier maar ik vind het te gek

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Geen cameltoe De geur van een nieuwe auto en katana's van adamantium

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Had niet gehoeven

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Kijk maar eens goed

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En ja je ondergoed zit strakker

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Hij daar weet wat ik bedoel

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Z'n kleren schreeuwen middenkader

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maar z'n ogen zeggen fuckie fuckie

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Ja je ziet er goed uit

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Goed Jouw vriendje hier is bereid om vol voor mij te gaan

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Bel je je vrouw HR

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Werkt je vrouw bij HR

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See on täiuslik Teile teadmiseks

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teie rätsep on pervo aga ma armastan seda Liibuv

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Ei mingit kubemevolti Uue auto lõhn ja adamantiumist katana'd

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Poleks vaja olnud

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Imetlege pealegi

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Just teie aluspesu tõmbub kitsaks

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See tüüp teab millest ma räägin

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Riietuse järgi keskastme juht

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aga pilgu järgi kepiloom

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Jah Näete väga kena välja

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Kena Te sõber siin on minu nimel kõigeks valmis

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Kõne naisele Personaliosakonda

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Kas su naine töötab seal

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Tämä on täydellinen Tiedoksi

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vaatturinne on pervo mutta tämä on ihana Tämä istuu

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Ei kamelinvarvasta Uuden auton haju ja katanat adamantiumista

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Tämä on ihan liikaa

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Antakaa mennä Fiilistelkää rauhassa

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Ja kyllä Kalsarinne alkavat kiristää

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Tuo tyyppi tietää mistä puhun

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Vaatteet ovat keskijohdon vaatteet

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mutta silmät anovat panoa

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Kyllä Näytät oikein hyvältä

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Hyvältä Tämä tyyppi on valmis jättämään kaiken vuokseni

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Vaimolleko Henkilöstöosastolle

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Sielläkö vaimosi on hommissa

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C'est parfait Au fait

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le tailleur est un prédateur sexuel mais j'adore ça C'est ajusté

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Ça ne rentre pas dans la fourche Nouvelle odeur katanas en adamantium

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Vous n'auriez pas dû

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Allez y Admirez moi

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Oui vos sous vêtements sont plus serrés

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Ce gars sait de quoi je parle

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Ses habits disent gestion intermédiaire

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mais ses yeux disent sexe

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Oui Vous êtes beau

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Beau Votre copain ici présent est prêt à tout abandonner pour moi

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Tu appelles ta femme Les RH

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Ta femme travaille aux RH

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Das ist perfekt Zur Info

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Ihr Schneider grapscht Aber ich liebe es Eng

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Kein Camel Toe Neuwagengeruch

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und Adamantium Katanas

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Echt großzügig

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Nur zu weidet eure Augen

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Und ja eure Unterhose wird enger

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Er weiß wovon ich rede

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Braves Business Outfit

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aber seine Augen sagen ficki ficki

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Ja Sie sehen sehr nett aus

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Nett Ihr Kumpel würde sein Leben für mich hinschmeißen

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Rufst du deine Frau an HR

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Arbeitet sie da

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Είναι τέλειο Για να ξέρετε

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ο ράφτης σας χουφτώνει αλλά μ' αρέσει

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Χωρίς κάμελ το Μυρίζω καινούριο αμάξι και έχω αδαμάντινα κατάνα

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Δεν ήταν ανάγκη

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Παρακαλώ Απολαύστε το

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Και ναι το εσώρουχό σας γίνεται πιο σφιχτό

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Αυτός ξέρει τι εννοώ

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Τα ρούχα του λένε μεσαίο στέλεχος

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αλλά τα μάτια του λένε φάκι φάκι

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Ναι Πολύ ωραίος είσαι

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Ωραίος Ο φίλος σου είναι έτοιμος να με πιτσιλίσει

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Παίρνεις τη γυναίκα σου Το Τ Α Δ

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Η γυναίκα σου δουλεύει στο Τ Α Δ

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זה מושלם לידיעתכם

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החייט שלכם סוטה מין אבל אני מת עליה יושבת טוב

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אין כפ ק ריח של אוטו חדש וקטאנות מאדמנטיום

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לא הייתם צריכים

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בבקשה תסתכלו טוב

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וכן התחתונים שלכם באמת מתהדקים

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הוא יודע על מה אני מדבר

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הבגדים משדרים מנהל זוטר

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אבל העיניים משדרות זיין אותי

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כן אתה נראה טוב מאוד

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טוב חבר שלך פה מוכן לוותר על הכול בשבילי

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מתקשר לאשתך כוח אדם

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אשתך עובדת בכוח אדם

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I haven't seen you guys in a while And through a lot

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A change of life

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And a pause

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Bitch are you improv ing

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Mm mm

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I'm sorry that you had to see that Yu Gi Oh

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It's okay

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But I'm happy

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That's because of each and every one of you

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I guess what I'm trying to say is how proud I am how grateful I am to be standing in a room with every single person I love

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Ez tökély Ha nem tudná

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a szabója igazi perverz de imádom Kényelmes

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nem vág be újkocsiszagú És adamantium szamurájkardok

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Ez már szinte túlzás

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Tudom A napra lehet nézni

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És igen az alsótok is egyre szorosabb

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Ő tudja miről beszélek

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Karót nyelt bürokratának tűnik de a nézése egy merő etyepetye

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Igen Tényleg csinos

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Csinos A haverja most készül mindent eldobni értem

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Az asszonyt hívod A HR t

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A feleséged HR es

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Þetta er fullkomið

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Klæðskerinn er perri en ég fíla þetta Þægjó

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Engin kameltá nýbílalykt og adamantíumsverð

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Algjör óþarfi

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Gjörið svo vel Njótið

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Já nærbuxurnar ykkar eru að þrengjast

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Þessi veit hvað ég meina

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Fötin segja millistjórnandi

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en augun segja ríða ríða

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Já þú ert mjög fínn

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Fínn Félagi þinn myndi fórna öllu fyrir mig

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Hringirðu í konuna Mannauðsdeild

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Vinnur hún þar

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Kami organisasi penjaga

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Tapi lebih sederhana dari itu

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Dengan sedikit sentuhan kata yang kuno

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Tugas kami menjaga apa yang dikenal sebagai

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Garis Waktu Sakral

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Sialan

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Masalah yang besar untuk film ketiga

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Apa karena aku menggunakan mesin waktunya Cable

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Membangkitkan orang lalu aku menghancurkannya

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Sudah lama sekali

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Kami mengetahui penyalahgunaan garis waktumu

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Kau sangat melecehkannya

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Tidak tak ada hubungannya dengan itu

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È perfetta Per vostra informazione

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Il sarto è un pervertito ma amo la tuta attillata

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Non segna il pacco Profumo d'auto nuova e katane di adamantio

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Non avresti dovuto

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Avanti Ammirate

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E sì le mutande ti stanno strettine

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Lui sa di cosa parlo

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I suoi vestiti dicono impiegatuccio

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ma i suoi occhi dicono scopa scopami

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Sì sei molto carino

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Carino Il tuo amico qui butterebbe la sua vita nel cesso per me

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Chiami tua moglie Risorse umane

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Lavora alle risorse umane

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セクハラ爺さんだが腕はいいね

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着心地は抜群だしアダマンチウムの刀まで

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ありがたすぎ

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気が済むまで見ろよ

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股間がはち切れそう

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そこにいる彼だ

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中間管理職のくせに目はムラムラ

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実にキマってる

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彼は俺のため人生を捨てそうだ

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奥さんに電話

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人事部

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そこの所属

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완벽해 그나저나

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재단사가 아주 짐승이야 근데 슈트는 완전 편해

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노 꼬툭튀 새 차 냄새

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아다만티움 카타나까지

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뭐 이런 걸 다

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그래 실컷 봐

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그래 팬티가 점점 불룩해지지

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쟤는 무슨 얘긴지 알 거야

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옷은 만년 과장이지만

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눈빛은 떡치떡치

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네 아주 괜찮군요

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괜찮아 쟤가 덮치게 생겼는데

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아내한테 전화해 인사과요

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아내가 인사과에 있어

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Izcils tērps Tavai zināšanai

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drēbnieks ir seksuāla rakstura noziedznieks bet man patīk Pieguļ

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Diegi nerēgojas Jauna auto smarža un adamantija zobeni

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Nevajadzēja

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Aiziet apbrīnojiet cik vien vēlaties

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Un jā jūsu apakšveļa kļūst stingrāka

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Tas puisis zina par ko es runāju

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Drēbes kliedz ka strādā vidējā līmeņa vadībā

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bet viņa skatiens saka Izdrāz mani

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Jā Tu izskaties ļoti jauki

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Jauki Jūsu darbinieks ir gatavs dēkai ar mani

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Zvani savai sievai Personāldaļai

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Tava sieva strādā personāldaļā

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Tobula Tavo žiniai

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tavo siuvėjas priekabiautojas bet man patiko Patogu

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Neveržia kiaušų Naujos mašinos kvapas ir adamanto katanos

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Nereikėjo

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Nagi Vėpsok

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Ir taip tavo apatiniai tampa ankšti

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Jis žino apie ką kalbu

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Jo drabužiai sako vidutinė grandis

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bet jo žvilgsnis sako dulki pulki

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Taip Atrodai gražiai

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Gražiai Tavo bičiulis pasiryžęs mesti man viską po kojomis

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Skambini žmonai ŽI

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Ji dirba Žmogiškųjų išteklių skyriuj

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Den er perfekt

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Skredderen er overgriper men jeg elsker den Som støpt

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Ingen kameltå Lukt av ny bil og katanaer av adamantium

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Dere måtte ikke

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Kom igjen Nyt synet

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Og ja underbuksa blir strammere

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Han vet hva jeg mener

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Klærne hans sier mellomledelse

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men øynene sier knull knull

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Ja Du ser veldig fin ut

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Fin Kompisen her vil gi avkall på alt for meg

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Ringer du kona Personalavdelingen

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Jobber kona di der

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Idealnie

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Twój krawiec lubi macać ale spoko

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Nie marszczy się pachnie nowością Katany z adamantium

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Nie trzeba było

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Patrzcie i podziwiajcie

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Aż się robi ciasno w majtach

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On wie o czym mówię

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Z ubioru nędzny urzędas

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ale z oczu ekstra ruchacz

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Ładnie pan wygląda

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Ładnie Twój kumpel zakochał się we mnie

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Do żony Do HR u

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Ona tam pracuje

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É perfeito Para que saibam

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o vosso alfaiate é um predador mas adoro Justinho

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Sem pata de camelo Cheiro a carro novo e catanas de adamantium

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Não era preciso

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Força olhe à vontade

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E sim está a ficar com um alto nas cuecas

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Aquele tipo sabe do que falo

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A roupa diz que é um quadro médio

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mas os olhos dele dizem truca truca

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Sim ficou ótimo

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Ótimo O seu amigo está prestes a largar tudo por mim

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Está a ligar à sua mulher RH

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Ela trabalha nos RH

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Dokonalé Pre info

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krajčír je zvrhlík ale toto je paráda Sedí

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Nezarezáva sa do zadku Vôňa nového auta a adamantiové katany

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To ste nemuseli

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Presne tak dobre si ma obzri

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A áno tlačia ťa slipy

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Henten vie o čom hovorím

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Outfit ako úradníček

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ale jeho oči vravia pretiahni ma

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Áno vyzeráte dobre

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Dobre Tento tu by sa pre mňa všetkého vzdal

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Voláš žene Na personálne

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Tam robí tvoja žena

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Popolna je Da veste

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krojač je izprijenec ampak sem navdušen Oprijeto

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Ne leze v reže Vonj po novem avtu in adamantna meča

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Ne bi bilo treba Izvoli naglejte se

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In ja spodnjice se vam krčijo

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Ta tip ve o čem govorim

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Obleka pravi srednji menedžer

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njegove oči pa jebaj jebaj

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Ja čedno zgledaš

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Čedno Tvoj kolega bi se zame odpovedal vsemu

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Kličeš ženo Kadrovsko Dela žena v kadrovski

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Es perfecto

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Vuestro sastre es un depredador pero me encanta

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Marca sin apretar huele a coche nuevo y tengo katanas de adamantium

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Os habéis pasado

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Adelante Admiradme

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Y sí los calzoncillos empiezan a apretaros

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Ese sabe de qué hablo

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Viste como un gerente sin gracia

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pero sus ojos me quieren follar

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Sí Le sienta muy bien

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Bien Tu colega está dispuesto a dejarlo todo por mí

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Llamas a tu mujer A RR HH

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Trabaja en RR HH

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Helt perfekt Er skräddare är en snuskgubbe men vilken dräkt

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Tajt ingen kameltå doft av ny bil Och katanor av adamantium

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Det är bara för mycket Varsågoda se er mätta

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Ja det börjar strama i era kalsingar Den gossen vet vad jag menar

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Kläderna säger mellanchef men blicken säger knulliknull

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Ja du är väldigt stilig Stilig

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Din kompis är redo att lämna sin fru Ringer du henne

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HR Jobbar hon där

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Mükemmel Bu arada

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sizin terzi tam bir sapık ama bayıldım Daracık

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Ama toynaksız Gıcır gıcır be adamantiyum katanalar mı

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Zahmet etmişsiniz

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Bak bak İçin açılsın

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Vay hemen de çadırı kurmuşsun

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Bu adam ne dediğimi anladı

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Görünüşte basit bir beyaz yaka belki

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ama bana gönlü var gibi gibi

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Evet Çok hoş oldun

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Hoş mu Bu arkadaş benim için her şeyi feda etmeye hazır

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Karını mı arıyorsun İK'yı

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Karın insan kaynaklarında mı

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Ідеально Щоб ви знали

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ваш кравець мене мацав але я в захваті В облипку

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У дупу не залазить Запах нової машини та катани з адамантію

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Ой дякую не треба було

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Прошу Милуйтеся

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І так ваша спідня білизна стає тіснішою

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Той тип знає про що я

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Одяг менеджера середнячка

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але очі кажуть трахи трахи

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Так Маєте гарний вигляд

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Гарний Цей тип готовий піти за мною на край світу

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Жінці дзвониш Кадровикам

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Жінка кадровичка

Available in 34 languages

Duration

31 seconds

Views

384

Timestamp in Movie

00:21:52

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Marvel Studios,Maximum Effort,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios,Kevin Feige Productions,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.