Guys! Deadpool Prime here. Our fight isn't with you... Hey! When I want your opinion,...
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Deadpool: Guys! Deadpool Prime here. Our fight isn't with you...
Kidpool: Hey! When I want your opinion, I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth.
Nicepool: That's Kidpool. She's the dirtiest.
Deadpool: Can we just be done?
Ladypool: Ooh, we're just getting started.
Deadpool: No, no, no, no, no. With the whole universe thing. It's not great. It's just been miss after miss after miss. Look, The Wizard of Oz did the multiverse first, and they did it best. The gays knew it. But we didn't listen. Let's just take the L and move on.
Nicepool: I think it's been steadily great since Endgame.
Ladypool: What are you talking about? The multiverse is over.
Cowboypool: Cassandy gonna destroy the fuck outta every timeline. Heh. Y'all can't do shit about it.
Deadpool: Do you not get it? If we don't go down to the subway and stop her, we all die.
Cowboypool: Say, the boss lady don't want no disturbances.
Headpool: You wanna get down to the subway, you gotta go through us. Uzi time, baby.
Ladypool: Uzi time, baby
Kidpool: Hey! When I want your opinion, I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth.
Nicepool: That's Kidpool. She's the dirtiest.
Deadpool: Can we just be done?
Ladypool: Ooh, we're just getting started.
Deadpool: No, no, no, no, no. With the whole universe thing. It's not great. It's just been miss after miss after miss. Look, The Wizard of Oz did the multiverse first, and they did it best. The gays knew it. But we didn't listen. Let's just take the L and move on.
Nicepool: I think it's been steadily great since Endgame.
Ladypool: What are you talking about? The multiverse is over.
Cowboypool: Cassandy gonna destroy the fuck outta every timeline. Heh. Y'all can't do shit about it.
Deadpool: Do you not get it? If we don't go down to the subway and stop her, we all die.
Cowboypool: Say, the boss lady don't want no disturbances.
Headpool: You wanna get down to the subway, you gotta go through us. Uzi time, baby.
Ladypool: Uzi time, baby
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Guys
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Deadpool Prime here
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Our fight isn't with you Hey
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When I want your opinion I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth
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That's Kidpool She's the dirtiest
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Can we just be done
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We're just getting started
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No no no With the whole multiverse thing
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It's not great
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It's just been miss
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after miss
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after miss
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Look The Wizard of Oz did the multiverse first
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and they did it best The gays knew it
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But we didn't listen
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Let's just take the L and move on
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I think it's been steadily great since Endgame
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What are you talking about
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The multiverse is over
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Cassandy gonna destroy the fuck outta every timeline
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Y'all can't do shit about it Do you not get it
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If we don't go down to the subway and stop her we all die
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Say the boss lady don't want no disturbances
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You wanna get down to the subway you gotta go through us
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Uzi time baby
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Uzi time baby
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Movie Summary
Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.
