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Wade Wilson: Birthdays. Boy, uh, every spin around the moon is a new adventure indeed.
Blind Al: Sun, dumbass.
Wade Wilson: Okay, round-earther. Where was I?
Colossus: The adventure of life.
Wade Wilson: Right. Um... It's been a challenging few years. Haven't seen you guys in a while. Been through a lot, uh, change of life.
Buck: Menopause?
Wade Wilson: Bitch, are you improv-ing?
Blind Al: Sun, dumbass.
Wade Wilson: Okay, round-earther. Where was I?
Colossus: The adventure of life.
Wade Wilson: Right. Um... It's been a challenging few years. Haven't seen you guys in a while. Been through a lot, uh, change of life.
Buck: Menopause?
Wade Wilson: Bitch, are you improv-ing?
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Happy birthday to you
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Speech Speech Yes
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All right Okay okay okay
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Birthdays
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Boy every spin around the moon is a new adventure indeed
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Sun dumbass Okay round earther
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Where was I The adventure of life
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Right
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It's been a challenging few years
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Haven't seen you guys in a while
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Been through a lot change of life
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Menopause Bitch are you improv ing
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Movie Summary
Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.