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Holy shit

Deadpool & Wolverine

Holy shit. I just heard a symphony of buttholes clenching all at once. You're off grid....

Deadpool & Wolverine • 2024

Holy shit. I just heard a symphony of buttholes clenching all at once. You're off grid. Your bosses don't know whatyou sick fucks are doing down here. Well, I'll tell you what.I have a black belt in Karen... And I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna tell 'emall about you and your-- Oh, silence is nice, isn't it? Where the fuck did he go? To the trash heap. You'll fit right in. Whew. That was close

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Holy shit

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I just heard a symphony

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of buttholes clenching all at once

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You're off grid

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Your bosses don't know what you sick fucks are doing down here

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Well I'll tell you what I have a black belt in Karen

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And I'm gonna go upstairs

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and I'm gonna tell 'em all about you and your

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Oh silence is nice isn't it

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Where the fuck did he go

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To the trash heap You'll fit right in

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Whew That was close

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اللعنة

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شعرت للتو بعلامات التوتر الشديد في الجو

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تعمل بشكل غير رسمي

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لا يعرف رؤساؤك ما تفعلونه هنا أيها السفلة

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سأخبرك أمرا لدي حزام أسود في الاشتكاء والمضايقة

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وسأصعد إلى الطابق العلوي

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وسأخبرهم كل شيء عنك وعن

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الصمت جميل أليس كذلك

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إلى أين ذهب

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إلى كومة النفايات ستكون ملائما تماما فيها

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كان ذلك وشيكا

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শ ধ আম ক আর একট দ ন প ন কর ন এব ত রপর আম চল য ব

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এট ক ভ ব ক জ কর ন

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এট এখন কর

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ব তল ছ ড দ ন

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আম ত ম ক চ ন ব ব

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ন

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ক ন ত আম ত ম ক চ ন

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সব ই আম ক চ ন

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আম উলভ র ন

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হ য ত ম

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এব আম আপন ক প রয জন এক ষ ন আম র স থ এস

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দ খ ন ভদ রমহ ল

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আম আগ রহ ন

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সত য ই ভ তর য য আপন র ক প এখ ন

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আম ত ম র স থ য ব ক ন

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ক রণ দ র ভ গ যবশত আম আপন ক প রয জন

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Бога ми

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Току що чух симфония от рязко спичащи се задници

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Действаш сам

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Шефовете ти не знаят какви ги вършиш

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Аз пък нямам равен да обикалям по инстанции

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Ще отида горе

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и ще разкажа за теб и твоя

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Най сетне малко тишина

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Къде изчезна

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На боклука закъдето си и ти

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На косъм

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唔係嘛

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我聽到各位驚到個屎眼同步縮一縮

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你們是自把自為

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波士唔知你班變態搞搞震

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我話你知我是黑帶級投訴王

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我會去樓上

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篤爆你同你班

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沉默真好

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佢去咗邊

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去了垃圾堆你會好適應

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好險

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Pas mater

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Upravo sam čuo simfoniju stiskanja šupaka u isti mah

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Radiš na svoju ruku Šefovi ne znaju što tu radite bolesnici jebeni

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Pa znaš što Imam crni pojas iz Karen

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I idem gore da im kažem sve po redu o tebi i tvom

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Tišina je krasna zar ne

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Kamo je otišao jebemu

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Na smetlište Lijepo ćete se uklopiti

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To je bilo tijesno

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A kurva

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Slyším cvakání staženejch prdelí

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Vy sólujete

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Vaši šéfíci netuší co tu provádíte

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Jenomže já mám černej pásek v držkování

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A teď zajdu nahoru

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a prásknu jim všechno

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Ticho je ozdravné že

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Kam kurva zmizel

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Na smeťák Půjdete za ním

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To bylo o fous

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Hold da kæft Det var en hel symfoni af røvhuller der snerpede sammen

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I kører friløb Jeres chefer aner ikke hvad I går og laver

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Men jeg har sort bælte i brokkerøv så nu går jeg op og fortæller dem

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Tavshed er guld Hvor er han

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På lossepladsen hvor du også hører hjemme

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Det var tæt på

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Allemachtig

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Ik hoor een heel koor van kontgaten tegelijk bibberen

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Jij doet dit op eigen houtje Je bazen weten dit niet

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Moet je horen ik heb een zwarte band in klagen

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En ik ga naar boven en ga ze alles vertellen over jou

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Lekker stil nietwaar

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Waar is hij naartoe

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Naar de vuilnishoop Daar pas jij ook bij

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Op het nippertje

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Püha perse

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Kuulsin just korraga kokku tõmbuvate pärakute sümfooniat

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Te tegutsete omaette

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Te ülemused ei tea mida te haiged tõprad siin teete

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Ütlen teile midagi Mul on Karenis must vöö

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ja ma lähen ülakorrusele

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ja räägin neile kõike teist ja teie

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Vaikus on tore kas pole

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Kuhu paganat ta läks

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Prügimäele Sa sobid ka sinna

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Napikas

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Jumankekka

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Kuulin juuri monen pyllynreiän kiristyvän samalla hetkellä

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Sinulla ei ole valtuuksia

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Pomosi eivät tiedä mitä te lurjukset täällä puuhaatte

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Kuulehan Minulla on musta vyö Karenissa

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Ja aion mennä yläkertaan

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kertomaan heille kaiken sinusta ja sinun

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Ihana hiljaisuus eikö vain

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Mihin hittoon hän lähti

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Romukasaan Sovit mainiosti joukkoon

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Läheltä liippasi

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Bordel

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Je viens d'entendre une symphonie de fesses se serrer en même temps

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Vous agissez seul

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Vos patrons ignorent ce que vous faites bande de cinglés

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Je vais vous dire un truc Je suis une Karen d'expérience

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Je vais monter

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et tout leur raconter ce que vous et vos

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Le silence est agréable non

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Où est il passé

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À la poubelle Vous serez à votre place

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C'était moins une

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Heilige Scheiße

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Da haben sich grad viele Polöcher auf einmal zusammengezogen

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Ihr handelt in Eigenregie Eure Chefs wissen von nichts

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Aber ich hab den schwarzen Gürtel im Karen Sein

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Ich geh nach oben und erzähl allen

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Göttlich diese Ruhe oder

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Wo ist er hin

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Auf die Müllkippe mit dir

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Das war knapp

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Γαμώτο

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Μόλις άκουσα μια συμφωνία κωλοτρυπίδων να σφίγγουν ταυτόχρονα

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Είστε εκτός δικτύου

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Τα αφεντικά σας δεν ξέρουν τι κάνετε εσείς εδώ κάτω

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Άκου τι θα γίνει Είμαι μεγάλος σπασαρχίδης

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και θα πάω επάνω

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και θα τους πω τα πάντα για σένα και το

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Η ησυχία είναι ωραία έτσι

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Πού σκατά πήγε

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Στον κάδο Εκεί είναι η θέση σου

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Παρολίγο

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אלוהים אדירים

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שמעתי עכשיו סימפוניה של חורי תחת שהתכווצו ביחד

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אתם מנותקים

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הבוסים לא יודעים מה אתם עושים חבורת חולי נפש

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תקשיב לי יש לי חגורה שחורה בלהיות נודניק

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ואני אעלה למעלה

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ואספר להם הכול עליך ועל

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שקט זה נחמד לא

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לאן הוא נעלם

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לערמת הזבל אתה תשתלב שם

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זה היה קרוב

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I'm gonna need you to come with me

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Who's that

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Look at this little hairy luretten

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Did you stick the landing move guy

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Yes you did comic actor

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You're his short king

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Such a cute widow Wolfie

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Cue the fucking montage baby

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McCoy

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Everything seems to be on fire

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Do you have a dragon

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Szent faszom

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Ennyi emberben ilyen uniszónóban még nem állt meg a szar

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Maguk fusiznak Fent nem tudják mit csinálnak itt ugye

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Tudják mit Én fekete öves Karen vagyok

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Úgyhogy most felmegyek és elmesélek mindent a maguk kis

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Végre egy kis csend Hova a faszba tűnt

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A szemétdombra Mehet utána

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Hajszálon múlt

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Fjandinn

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Ég heyrði sinfóníu rassgata kreppast í takt

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Þetta er ósamþykkt

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Yfirmennirnir vita ekki hvað þið gerið

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Veistu hvað Ég er með svarta beltið í Karen

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og ég fer þangað upp

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og kjafta frá öllu um ykkar

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Er þögnin ekki notaleg

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Hvert fór hann

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Á ruslahauginn Þú fellur í hópinn

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Munaði mjóu

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Tidak begitu caranya

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Tapi bekerja sekarang

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Tinggalkan botolnya

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Aku mengenalmu Bu Tidak Tapi aku mengenalmu

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Semua orang mengenalku

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Akulah Wolverine

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Ya memang

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Kuingin kau ikut aku sekarang

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Dengar nona Aku tak tertarik

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Aku benar benar serius Kenapa harus ikut denganmu

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Karena sialnya

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aku membutuhkanmu

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Porco cazzo

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Ho appena sentito una sinfonia di buchi del culo stringersi all'unisono

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Ti muovi sottobanco

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I tuoi capi non sanno quello che voi psicopatici fate qui

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Ascolta Sono cintura nera di rottura di palle

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andrò al piano di sopra

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e racconterò tutto di te e del tuo

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Il silenzio è d'oro vero

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Dove cazzo è finito

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Nell'umido Ti troverai bene

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Per un pelo

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聞こえたぞ

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全員のケツの穴がキュッと締まる音が

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上司に何も言わず独断でやってるんだな

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俺は黒帯級のチクり屋

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上層部にあんたらの悪事を

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静かになった

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どこに送った

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ゴミの山貴様もだ

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危なかった

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어머나

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동시에 너네 똥꼬 오므리는 교향곡이 들렸어

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단독 행동이지

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니 새끼들이 하는 짓 위에선 모르지

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너 딱 걸렸어 나 개진상 민원 검은띠야

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위층에 올라가서

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너네 윗선에다가 전부 다

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조용하니까 좋죠

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어디로 간 거야

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당신들에게 어울리는 쓰레기장으로 갔죠

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아슬아슬했네

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Sūdu būšana

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Es tikko dzirdēju kā visiem no stresa sastingst dibena vaigi

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Tu darbojies viens

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Tavi priekšnieki nezina ko apakšā dara viņu kretīni

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Zini ko Man ir melnā josta bābiešu karatē

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Es došos augšup

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un pastāstīšu viņiem visu par tevi un taviem

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Cik klusums ir jauks vai ne

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Kur pie velna viņš pazuda

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Atkritumu kaudzē Tu arī tur iederies

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Par mata tiesu

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Eina šikt

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Girdi kaip subinskylės vienu metu užsiraukė

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Tu veiki be jų žinios

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Bosai nenutuokia ką jūs čia veikiate pamišėliai

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Žinai ką Turiu juodą Karen diržą

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ir aš nueisiu ten

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ir pasakysiu jiems ką tu ir tavo

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Kokia maloni tyla tiesa

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Kur jis dingo blemba

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Į šiukšlių krūvą Tu ten irgi keliausi

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Per plauką

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Fy faen

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Jeg hørte en symfoni av rumpehull som knep sammen

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Dere opererer på egen hånd

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Sjefene vet ikke hva dere syke jævler gjør her

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Jeg har svart belte i klaging

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Og jeg skal gå ovenpå

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og fortelle dem alt om deg og dine

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Er ikke stillhet fint

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Hvor faen ble han av

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Søppelhaugen Du vil passe inn

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Det var nære på

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Cholera

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Właśnie usłyszałem symfonię zwieranych zwieraczy

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To samowolka

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Twoja góra nic nie wie

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Mam czarny pas w kablowaniu

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Powiem szefostwu

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o tobie i twoich

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Cisza ma zalety prawda

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Gdzie on jest

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Na śmietniku Idziesz za nim

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Było blisko

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Raios partam

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Ouvi uma sinfonia de olhos do cu a fecharem se ao mesmo tempo

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Estão a agir por conta própria

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Os vossos chefes não sabem de nada seus tarados

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Fique a saber que sou cinturão negro em queixinhas

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e vou lá acima

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contar lhes de si e dos seus

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O silêncio é agradável não

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Para onde raio foi ele

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Para o lixo Você vai adaptar se bem

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Foi por pouco

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Kurvafix

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Počul som hotovú symfóniu ako ste všetci stiahli riťky

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Ste mimo

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Šéfovia nevedia čo tu vy zvrhlíci robíte

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Tak počúvajte mám čierny pás v bonzovaní

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takže pôjdem hore

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a poviem im všetko o vás a vašich

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Úžasné ticho čo poviete

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Doriti kde je

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Na smetisku A teraz vy

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To bolo tesné

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Ti hudič Slišal sem simfonijo riti ki so se hkrati stisnile

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Na svojo roko delaš Šefi ne vedo kaj počnete bolniki tu spodaj

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Veš kaj Črn pas imam v teženju

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Šel bom gor in jim povedal vse o tebi in tvojem

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Tišina je prijetna a ne

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Pizda kam je šel Na odpad Lepo bosta pasala tja

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Za las je šlo

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Hostias

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Acabo de escuchar una sinfonía de ortos cerrándose a la vez

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Vais por libre

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Los jefes no saben qué hacéis aquí abajo

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Pues soy cinturón negro en reclamaciones

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y voy a subir arriba

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y contarles todo sobre tú y tu

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Qué gusto el silencio no

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Dónde ha ido

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A la basura Vuestro lugar natural

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Por qué poco

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Satan nu hörde jag en hel symfoni av spända ringmuskler

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Ni kör solo Era chefer vet inte vad ni sysslar med

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Men jag har svart bälte i Karen

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så nu tänker jag traska dit och berätta om er lilla

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Ljuva tystnad Vart tog han vägen

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Till sophögen Du lär smälta in

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Nära ögat

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Lanet olsun

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Az önce üç buçuk atan götlerinizin senfonisini dinledim

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Bağımsız çalışıyorsunuz

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Patronlarınız ne yaptığınızı bilmiyor

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Bak sana ne diyeceğim Ben iyice devreleri yaktım

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Yukarı çıkacağım

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ve onlara her şeyi anlatacağım sizi ve

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Sessizlik güzel değil mi

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Nereye kayboldu o

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Çöplüğe gitti Tam senlik

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Ucuz atlattım

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Здуріти

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Я щойно почув симфонію стискання всіх анусів одночасно

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Самодіяльність

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Боси не в курсі що ви хворі виродки тут коїте

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То ось що я вам скажу Я скаржуся босам як боженька

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І я піду нагору

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і розкажу їм усе про вас і ваш

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Тиша приємна правда

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Куди він бляха дівся

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На смітник Тобі теж пора

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Available in 33 languages

Duration

29 seconds

Views

183

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:37

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Marvel Studios,Maximum Effort,21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios,Kevin Feige Productions,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.