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Wade Wilson: I firmly believe that my services could be of great use to your organization. Now, I know I was caught smashturbating in the lobby of Stark Tower...
Happy Hogan: Smashturbating?
Wade Wilson: But I can assure you that...
Happy Hogan: I'm sorry, what... what was that?
Wade Wilson: No, I'm sorry. That... that's when you get those, uh, toy Hulk hands, right? And then you just, you look down, and you just... you brace yourself, and you ravage the midsection
Happy Hogan: Smashturbating?
Wade Wilson: But I can assure you that...
Happy Hogan: I'm sorry, what... what was that?
Wade Wilson: No, I'm sorry. That... that's when you get those, uh, toy Hulk hands, right? And then you just, you look down, and you just... you brace yourself, and you ravage the midsection
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I firmly believe
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that my services could be of
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great use to your organization Now I know
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I was caught smashturbating in the lobby of Stark Tower
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but I can assure you that Smashturbating
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I'm sorry what what was that
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No I'm sorry That that's when you get those toy
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Hulk hands right And then you just you look down and you just
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you brace yourself and you ravage the midsection
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Pinch the Yeah Okay I get it Okay thank you
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The picture's painted You get the gist
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Movie Summary
Deadpool is offered a place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe by the Time Variance Authority, but instead recruits a variant of Wolverine to save his universe from extinction.